# 95% of Americans Forced Into Boot Camp!  News at 11.

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 8, 1999, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/95-of-americans-forced-into-boot-camp-news-at-11/9171 "1999-10-08T18:38:00Z")\
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**Author:** ![littlejohn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/278dde/32.png) [@littlejohn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/littlejohn)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 1999, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/95-of-americans-forced-into-boot-camp-news-at-11/9171/21 "1999-10-11T04:13:00Z")

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Urban legend says that if you masturbate you grow hair on the palms of your hands.

Good thing I bought that new razor.

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**Author:** ![Poto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ab992/32.png) [@Poto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poto)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 1999, 10:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/95-of-americans-forced-into-boot-camp-news-at-11/9171/22 "1999-10-11T10:58:00Z")

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> Intensive urine testing: Science has discovered that men produce sperm cells constantly. All that sperm has to go somewhere! If an unmarried man doesn’t masturbate, all the sperm cells he produces end up in his urine. It would be very simple to require unmarried men to submit frequent urine samples, which could then be examined under a microscope. If an unmarried man has a low concentration of sperm cells in his urine, it means he has been having orgasms one way or another!

I’m sure they have no idea what they are talking about. But where does sperm go when it’s gone bad?Never thought of it.

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