# "96 die in drug-sex-rock concert from HELL"

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/96-die-in-drug-sex-rock-concert-from-hell/159521>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 6, 2003, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/96-die-in-drug-sex-rock-concert-from-hell/159521 "2003-03-06T17:01:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 14\
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**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2003, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/96-die-in-drug-sex-rock-concert-from-hell/159521/41 "2003-03-07T15:28:04Z")

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> \*Originally posted by The Peyote Coyote \*  
> **What always amuses me is how these supposedly pure Christian writers have heard of all these groups and can quote their lyrics voluminously or at least have access to their lyrics.**

In the 80’s some religious relatives sent me a tape of a sermon against the evils of heavly metal/ rock, with samples from the most offending lyrics. My buddy and I listened to this tape many times, for the music. He became a very much into metal, and that tape was his introduction to it.

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**Author:** ![Rib\_Eye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/53a042/32.png) [@Rib\_Eye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rib_Eye)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2003, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/96-die-in-drug-sex-rock-concert-from-hell/159521/42 "2003-03-07T16:54:29Z")

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> \m/= throwing horns. \*\*

\<minor hijack\>

It’s actually caled the “Il Cornuto” and, ironically, is an old Italian ward against the evil eye, not an invocation of Satan.

It was poularized by Italian-American rocker and former Rainbow and Black Sabbath frontman Ronnie James Dio, who, one can only surmise, flashed it at the crowd to be assured that no one was hexing him.

The crowd began flashing it back at him and it wasn’t long before people were flashing it at _every_ rock show.

So really what people are doing by flashing the Il Cornuto is saying, “Please don’t curse me with the evil eye!”

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**Author:** ![Sofa\_King](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/58956e/32.png) [@Sofa\_King](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sofa_King)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2003, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/96-die-in-drug-sex-rock-concert-from-hell/159521/43 "2003-03-07T18:35:14Z")

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Incidentally, it’s worth mentioning that Jack Black is demanding [Dio’s cape and scepter](http://www.lyricsstyle.com/t/tenaciousd/dio.html).

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**Author:** ![Edward\_The\_Head](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ce73a5/32.png) [@Edward\_The\_Head](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Edward_The_Head)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2003, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/96-die-in-drug-sex-rock-concert-from-hell/159521/44 "2003-03-07T20:46:03Z")

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We were talking about this on a Metal site, and the fucked up thing is that some of these bands even those guys didn’t know. Where the hell did they pull some of these bands from? They were probably making them up or some shit.

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**Author:** ![Sofa\_King](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/58956e/32.png) [@Sofa\_King](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sofa_King)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2003, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/96-die-in-drug-sex-rock-concert-from-hell/159521/45 "2003-03-07T21:35:37Z")

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Jeez, that’s a pretty good point, **Eddie**. The guys who formed Scratch Acid claim they started out by putting up a bunch of flyers so that they could claim they were in a band and impress girls.

Suddenly, it occurs to me that it would be incredibly easy to fake a band whose name would drive these bucket-heads crazy. Sort of like an [Icy Hot Stuntaz](http://www.littlecreature.com/chrisday/bruno/philosophy.htm), only sacrilegious.

I wonder if someone is doing it? And if someone isn’t, I guess I should get started…

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2003, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/96-die-in-drug-sex-rock-concert-from-hell/159521/46 "2003-03-08T01:20:41Z")

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Okay, I have a few bands this guy left off? What about…

Marilyn Manson  
Deicide  
Morbid Angel  
Cannibal Corpse  
Emperor  
Dimmu Borgir  
Shadows Fall  
Cephalic Carnage  
Genocide Superstars

And who could forget…Metallica! They are the most evil band alive.

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**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2003, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/96-die-in-drug-sex-rock-concert-from-hell/159521/47 "2003-03-08T02:18:20Z")

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Cripes. Even on a list of the worst, satanic bands of all time Rammstein can’t get named.

WHAT’S IT FUCKING TAKE TO GET A GROUP OF GERMAN PYROMANIACS CONDEMNED PEOPLE???

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**Author:** ![asterion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@asterion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asterion)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2003, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/96-die-in-drug-sex-rock-concert-from-hell/159521/48 "2003-03-08T02:27:41Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Lord Ashtar \*  
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> And who could forget…Metallica! They are the most evil band alive. \*\*

Especially after that whole Napster debacle.

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2003, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/96-die-in-drug-sex-rock-concert-from-hell/159521/49 "2003-03-08T02:36:16Z")

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Well, **Type O Negative** did a song called _Christian Woman_, so I’m sure they’re off the Satanic List because of that. 😉

**jar** , Rammstein are good God fearing Christians, who wouldn’t dream of writing songs about doggy style sex, fiery plane crashes, or lust. Or perhaps the censors don’t speak German. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2003, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/96-die-in-drug-sex-rock-concert-from-hell/159521/50 "2003-03-08T02:36:35Z")

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And then there are all those Wagner operas with on-stage pyrotechnics. What would Jesus do?

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**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2003, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/96-die-in-drug-sex-rock-concert-from-hell/159521/51 "2003-03-08T02:53:11Z")

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Muffin: Jesus told the Right Rev. Peyote Coyote that he doesn’t listen to Wagner; He prefers Dmitri Shostakovich, Jimi Hendrix, Rchard Strauss, Buddy Guy, Woflgang Amadeus Mozart, Motown, Johann Sebastian Bach, and Ludwig van Beethoven. 😃

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2003, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/96-die-in-drug-sex-rock-concert-from-hell/159521/52 "2003-03-08T02:54:04Z")

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Kudos for getting “Van Beethoven” right, Peyote! 🙂

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**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2003, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/96-die-in-drug-sex-rock-concert-from-hell/159521/53 "2003-03-08T03:01:59Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Muffin \*  
> \*\*And then there are all those Wagner operas with on-stage pyrotechnics. What would Jesus do? \*\*

Well, I suppose it depends upon how close he was standing to the pyrotechnics.

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2003, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/96-die-in-drug-sex-rock-concert-from-hell/159521/54 "2003-03-10T19:06:47Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Muffin \*  
> **What would Jesus do?**

Stop, drop, and roll.

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