# 99 bottles of beer on the wall **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 10, 2005, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/99-bottles-of-beer-on-the-wall/330465 "2005-11-10T20:11:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2005, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/99-bottles-of-beer-on-the-wall/330465/1 "2005-11-10T20:11:56Z")
99 bottles of beer! Take one down, pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall! ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2005, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/99-bottles-of-beer-on-the-wall/330465/2 "2005-11-10T20:15:30Z")
> [@Otto](#): > > 99 bottles of beer! > Take one down, pass it around, > 98 bottles of beer on the wall! 98 bottles of beer on the wall 98 bottles of beer Take on down, pass it around 97 bottles of beer on the wall! ---
**Author:** ![YaWanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/bbce88/32.png) [@YaWanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YaWanna)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2005, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/99-bottles-of-beer-on-the-wall/330465/3 "2005-11-10T20:23:52Z")
> [@IvoryTowerDenizen](#): > > 98 bottles of beer on the wall > 98 bottles of beer > Take on down, pass it around > 97 bottles of beer on the wall! 97 bottles of beer on the wall, 97 bottles of beer, Take one down, pass it around, 96 bottles of beer on the wall… ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2005, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/99-bottles-of-beer-on-the-wall/330465/4 "2005-11-10T20:45:48Z")
> [@YaWanna](#): > > 97 bottles of beer on the wall, > 97 bottles of beer, > Take one down, pass it around, > 96 bottles of beer on the wall… 96 bottles of beer on the wall, 96 bottles of beer, Take one down, pass it around, 95 bottles of beer on the wall… ---
**Author:** ![Daithi\_Lacha](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daithi_lacha/32/5430_2.png) [@Daithi\_Lacha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daithi_Lacha)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2005, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/99-bottles-of-beer-on-the-wall/330465/5 "2005-11-10T20:56:27Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > 96 bottles of beer on the wall, > 96 bottles of beer, > Take one down, pass it around, > 95 bottles of beer on the wall… 95 bottles of beer on the wall, 95 bottles of beer, Take one down, pass it around, 94 bottles of beer on the wall… ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2005, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/99-bottles-of-beer-on-the-wall/330465/6 "2005-11-10T21:03:33Z")
Hi, Opal! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Composer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/898d66/32.png) [@The\_Composer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Composer)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2005, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/99-bottles-of-beer-on-the-wall/330465/7 "2005-11-10T21:38:06Z")
I hate you for making me sing that song in my head the rest of the night! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2005, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/99-bottles-of-beer-on-the-wall/330465/8 "2005-11-10T21:42:05Z")
94 bottles of beer on the wall, 94 bottles of beer, Take one down, pass it around, 93 bottles of beer on the wall… ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2005, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/99-bottles-of-beer-on-the-wall/330465/9 "2005-11-10T22:10:37Z")
> [@Amazon Floozy Goddess](#): > > 94 bottles of beer on the wall, > 94 bottles of beer, > Take one down, pass it around, > 93 bottles of beer on the wall… Ah fuck, I’m resigned to it… 93 bottles of beer on the wall, 93 bottles of beer Take one down, pass it around, 92 Bottles of beer on the wall. ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2005, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/99-bottles-of-beer-on-the-wall/330465/10 "2005-11-10T22:13:16Z")
> [@mr bus guy](#): > > Ah fuck, I’m resigned to it… > > 93 bottles of beer on the wall, > 93 bottles of beer > Take one down, pass it around, > 92 Bottles of beer on the wall. 92 bottles of beer on the wall, 92 bottles of beeeeeer, Take one down, pass it around, 90 bottles of beer on the wall! (What? _hides hands behind back_) ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2005, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/99-bottles-of-beer-on-the-wall/330465/11 "2005-11-10T22:13:18Z")
> [@mr bus guy](#): > > Ah fuck, I’m resigned to it… > > 93 bottles of beer on the wall, > 93 bottles of beer > Take one down, pass it around, > 92 Bottles of beer on the wall. 😕 is there a point to this other than to kill time? 😃 92 bottles of beer on the wall, 92 bottles of beer Take one down, pass it around, 91 Bottles of beer on the wall. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2005, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/99-bottles-of-beer-on-the-wall/330465/12 "2005-11-10T22:14:44Z")
damndamndamndamn 90 bottles of beer on the wall, 90 bottles of beer Take one down, pass it around, 89 Bottles of beer on the wall. ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2005, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/99-bottles-of-beer-on-the-wall/330465/13 "2005-11-10T22:15:24Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > 😕 is there a point to this other than to kill time? 😃 > 92 bottles of beer on the wall, > 92 bottles of beer > Take one down, pass it around, > 91 Bottles of beer on the wall. Simulpost! :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2005, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/99-bottles-of-beer-on-the-wall/330465/14 "2005-11-10T22:15:35Z")
92 bottles of beer on the wall, 92 bottles of beer AK-47, full auto heaven Glass strewn floor and holes in the wall. [sub]Crap, I think I just killed another thread.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2005, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/99-bottles-of-beer-on-the-wall/330465/15 "2005-11-10T22:18:38Z")
> [@Doctor Jackson](#): > > 92 bottles of beer on the wall, > 92 bottles of beer > AK-47, full auto heaven > Glass strewn floor and holes in the wall. > > [sub]Crap, I think I just killed another thread.[/sub] AND you wasted a lot of beer. For which you can not be forgiven. ---
**Author:** ![SnakesCatLady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@SnakesCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnakesCatLady)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2005, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/99-bottles-of-beer-on-the-wall/330465/16 "2005-11-10T22:37:57Z")
Who’s gonna clean up this mess? ---
**Author:** ![Ghanima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Ghanima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ghanima)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2005, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/99-bottles-of-beer-on-the-wall/330465/17 "2005-11-10T22:41:13Z")
89 bottles of beer on the floor, 89 bottles of beer Get all the way down Slurp it around, 88 bottles of beer on the floor! ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2005, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/99-bottles-of-beer-on-the-wall/330465/18 "2005-11-10T22:41:41Z")
Woops! _tipsy, trips over **Ghanima** and laughs_ ---
**Author:** ![Eleanor\_of\_Aquitaine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a88e4f/32.png) [@Eleanor\_of\_Aquitaine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eleanor_of_Aquitaine)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2005, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/99-bottles-of-beer-on-the-wall/330465/19 "2005-11-10T22:42:05Z")
Didn’t you see the posted sign - “Please be considerate and clean up any spilled beer!!!” ---
**Author:** ![Jpeg\_Jones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/4bbf92/32.png) [@Jpeg\_Jones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jpeg_Jones)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2005, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/99-bottles-of-beer-on-the-wall/330465/20 "2005-11-10T23:33:18Z")
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