# 99 least-sexy words to use while making love to your lady **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 14, 2014, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/99-least-sexy-words-to-use-while-making-love-to-your-lady/681350 "2014-02-14T18:00:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2014, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/99-least-sexy-words-to-use-while-making-love-to-your-lady/681350/81 "2014-02-17T19:29:10Z")
Betelgeuse ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2014, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/99-least-sexy-words-to-use-while-making-love-to-your-lady/681350/82 "2014-02-17T21:12:46Z")
Crusty! ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2014, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/99-least-sexy-words-to-use-while-making-love-to-your-lady/681350/83 "2014-02-18T02:35:24Z")
zesty ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2014, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/99-least-sexy-words-to-use-while-making-love-to-your-lady/681350/84 "2014-02-18T04:24:18Z")
-Blood clot -Fleas -Scrapple ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2014, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/99-least-sexy-words-to-use-while-making-love-to-your-lady/681350/85 "2014-02-18T04:45:56Z")
“My wee-wee” ---
**Author:** ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2014, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/99-least-sexy-words-to-use-while-making-love-to-your-lady/681350/86 "2014-02-18T14:56:43Z")
Just off the top of my head I thank that saying - \*\*difluoromonochloromethane \*\* Would be a buzz kill. But that’s just me ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2014, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/99-least-sexy-words-to-use-while-making-love-to-your-lady/681350/87 "2014-02-18T15:15:39Z")
> [@Ambivalid](#): > > “My wee-wee” And yet, “Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee” is totally cool and sexay. ---
**Author:** ![TreacherousCretin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/treacherouscretin/32/476_2.png) [@TreacherousCretin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TreacherousCretin)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2014, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/99-least-sexy-words-to-use-while-making-love-to-your-lady/681350/88 "2014-02-18T18:08:02Z")
Woody Allen and Diane Keaton in “Play It Again Sam”, in bed after doing the dirty deed: \*DK: What were you thinking about while we were doing it? WA: Willie Mays. DK: You always think of baseball players when you make love? WA:It keeps me going. DK: (pauses) I couldn’t figure out why you kept yelling “slide!”\* ---
**Author:** ![Mikeisskeptical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@Mikeisskeptical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mikeisskeptical)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2014, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/99-least-sexy-words-to-use-while-making-love-to-your-lady/681350/89 "2014-02-18T20:53:35Z")
Leak Pungent Varicose Congealed Bile ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2014, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/99-least-sexy-words-to-use-while-making-love-to-your-lady/681350/90 "2014-02-19T20:36:41Z")
> [@Bozuit](#): > > ETA: This thread reminds me of a [Rowan Atkinson sketch](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiWJWLCoH2M). I prefer the [randier](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOjbo74Hq-k) version ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2014, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/99-least-sexy-words-to-use-while-making-love-to-your-lady/681350/91 "2014-02-20T03:01:39Z")
Tally Ho! ---
**Author:** ![SarahRodriguez](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@SarahRodriguez](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SarahRodriguez)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2014, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/99-least-sexy-words-to-use-while-making-love-to-your-lady/681350/92 "2014-02-21T16:07:00Z")
My husband will call me “conejita”, which means “little rabbit”, and I honetsly don’t find this sexy at all. ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2014, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/99-least-sexy-words-to-use-while-making-love-to-your-lady/681350/93 "2014-02-21T17:58:33Z")
> [@SarahRodriguez](#): > > My husband will call me “conejita”, which means “little rabbit”, and I honetsly don’t find this sexy at all. …maybe he just loves rabbit stew…? (You should bring it up during a romantic train ride together…) ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2014, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/99-least-sexy-words-to-use-while-making-love-to-your-lady/681350/94 "2014-02-21T19:23:06Z")
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