# 99 little-known Taco Bell menu items

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/99-little-known-taco-bell-menu-items/755030>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 17, 2016, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/99-little-known-taco-bell-menu-items/755030 "2016-05-17T20:17:08Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2016, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/99-little-known-taco-bell-menu-items/755030/1 "2016-05-17T20:17:08Z")

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-Flaming Cornlupa Bowl  
-Sauce Balls  
-Queso Pepsi  
-Cruncharito Frito Wrap with Whitefish  
-Moist Burrito  
-Beef Chili Flap  
-Cheesy Tortilla con Sangre Caliente  
-Mountain Dewrito Chalupa  
-Guacaresito del Grande  
-Baja Ford Fusion  
-Umberto Wrap  
-Lima Bean Burrito

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2016, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/99-little-known-taco-bell-menu-items/755030/2 "2016-05-17T20:23:36Z")

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Doritos Taco Flavored Tacos  
Tequila Dew  
Burrotos  
Ghost Pepper Cinnaballs  
NyQuill Siesta Bowl

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2016, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/99-little-known-taco-bell-menu-items/755030/3 "2016-05-17T20:25:33Z")

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-Chihuahua Crunch  
-Montezuma’s Chips ‘n’ Cheese  
-Tom Yum Goongorita

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2016, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/99-little-known-taco-bell-menu-items/755030/4 "2016-05-17T20:28:31Z")

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-Listerine Taco

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2016, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/99-little-known-taco-bell-menu-items/755030/5 "2016-05-17T20:28:49Z")

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Gordi-Chillu-Wrap Grande…and the horse it rode in on.

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**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2016, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/99-little-known-taco-bell-menu-items/755030/6 "2016-05-17T20:37:16Z")

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Taco holes  
Beef and beans and cheese in a pile  
Soggy zesty gordita  
Enchilada burrito taco quesadilla wrap

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2016, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/99-little-known-taco-bell-menu-items/755030/7 "2016-05-17T20:43:14Z")

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Casper The Friendly Ghost Pepper Kid’s Meal

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**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2016, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/99-little-known-taco-bell-menu-items/755030/8 "2016-05-17T20:48:52Z")

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Chile Slurpee

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2016, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/99-little-known-taco-bell-menu-items/755030/9 "2016-05-17T20:53:15Z")

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Fish Taco Dew  
GordiDew  
BurriDew

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2016, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/99-little-known-taco-bell-menu-items/755030/10 "2016-05-17T20:59:53Z")

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Cheesy Chaco-Taco  
Mexi-Tots…and Mexi-Toddlers, Mexi-Irritated Adolescents, and Mexi-Sullen Teenagers.  
Hot Sauce Packet Slushie

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**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2016, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/99-little-known-taco-bell-menu-items/755030/11 "2016-05-17T21:01:36Z")

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Just Tortillas

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**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2016, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/99-little-known-taco-bell-menu-items/755030/12 "2016-05-17T21:06:06Z")

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Una pila fracaso en un arco tristeza

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**Author:** ![Dr.Strangelove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.strangelove/32/6613_2.png) [@Dr.Strangelove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Strangelove)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2016, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/99-little-known-taco-bell-menu-items/755030/13 "2016-05-17T21:11:28Z")

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[Cholitas](http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=02222007)  
12-Layer Burrito  
Beef Ranchones  
Tamales  
French Fries  
Nachos Galacticos  
Patrón Añejo

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**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2016, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/99-little-known-taco-bell-menu-items/755030/14 "2016-05-17T21:12:57Z")

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> [@blondebear](#):
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> Una pila fracaso en un arco tristeza

Oops, missed the edit window…that translation may be a little off, but Patton Oswalt fans will get the idea.

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2016, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/99-little-known-taco-bell-menu-items/755030/15 "2016-05-17T21:17:55Z")

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-Tostada con Mantequilla  
-Spaghetti Bowl Grande  
-Taco Sombrero  
-La Cucarachita  
-Cool Ranch Caramel Chalupa.  
-Enchaqueso  
-Burrito Bowl Wrap

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**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2016, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/99-little-known-taco-bell-menu-items/755030/16 "2016-05-17T21:19:50Z")

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BBQ pork tacos/burritos.

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2016, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/99-little-known-taco-bell-menu-items/755030/17 "2016-05-17T21:24:44Z")

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-Gringo Viejo (ketchup on a soft tortilla with a melted Kraft single)  
-Frito Dorito

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**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2016, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/99-little-known-taco-bell-menu-items/755030/18 "2016-05-17T21:35:48Z")

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Chupacabra Chimichanga

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**Author:** ![MadTheSwine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MadTheSwine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadTheSwine)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2016, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/99-little-known-taco-bell-menu-items/755030/19 "2016-05-17T22:13:13Z")

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Gummi Bearitos

Flan on a stick

Trumpcicles

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**Author:** ![robert\_columbia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@robert\_columbia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robert_columbia)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2016, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/99-little-known-taco-bell-menu-items/755030/20 "2016-05-17T22:28:32Z")

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Californication con Carne

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