# 99 little-known Taco Bell menu items

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/99-little-known-taco-bell-menu-items/755030>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 17, 2016, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/99-little-known-taco-bell-menu-items/755030 "2016-05-17T20:17:08Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2016, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/99-little-known-taco-bell-menu-items/755030/21 "2016-05-17T22:29:12Z")

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Colitis Caramba Burrito  
Ptomaine Ptamales  
Chili Con Carnage  
Aborta Torta

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**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2016, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/99-little-known-taco-bell-menu-items/755030/22 "2016-05-17T22:42:01Z")

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Chimichanga viscosa  
Huevos en palo  
Enchilada de la puta  
Chile con culo

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**Author:** ![MadTheSwine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MadTheSwine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadTheSwine)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2016, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/99-little-known-taco-bell-menu-items/755030/23 "2016-05-17T22:43:26Z")

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My favorite one so far is Taco Holes. I am gonna try to make some tonight

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**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2016, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/99-little-known-taco-bell-menu-items/755030/24 "2016-05-17T22:54:55Z")

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Frijolepalooza

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**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2016, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/99-little-known-taco-bell-menu-items/755030/25 "2016-05-17T23:15:44Z")

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Mapache asada  
Mantecarito  
Crujiente caliente

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2016, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/99-little-known-taco-bell-menu-items/755030/26 "2016-05-17T23:17:11Z")

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-Baja Diablo Balls  
-Espresso con Carne

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**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2016, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/99-little-known-taco-bell-menu-items/755030/27 "2016-05-17T23:29:35Z")

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General Tso’s Tostada  
Zesty Churro Wrap  
Salsa Batido

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**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2016, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/99-little-known-taco-bell-menu-items/755030/28 "2016-05-18T00:25:34Z")

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Extreme Baja Wasp Burritos  
Poutine Wrong Border Gorditas  
Cactus Wraps  
Quinoa & Sprouts Healthy-rito Crunch  
Burrito Stew

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**Author:** ![Backwater\_Under\_Duck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ba8739/32.png) [@Backwater\_Under\_Duck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Backwater_Under_Duck)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2016, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/99-little-known-taco-bell-menu-items/755030/29 "2016-05-18T00:44:38Z")

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> [@Lemur866](#):
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> Frijolepalooza

I am SO going to figure out how to make that.

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2016, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/99-little-known-taco-bell-menu-items/755030/30 "2016-05-18T03:23:45Z")

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Menudo Esputo  
Churros de los Burros  
Churrasco Fiasco  
Holy Mole  
Borracho Nachos

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**Author:** ![Saint\_Cad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saint_cad/32/18907_2.png) [@Saint\_Cad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Cad)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2016, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/99-little-known-taco-bell-menu-items/755030/31 "2016-05-18T03:34:54Z")

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Huitlacoche Salad

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2016, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/99-little-known-taco-bell-menu-items/755030/32 "2016-05-18T04:02:52Z")

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-Hubba-Bubburrito  
-Milk Taco  
-Cheese Corn in a Cup

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**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2016, 11:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/99-little-known-taco-bell-menu-items/755030/33 "2016-05-18T11:01:52Z")

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Taco Bell Peppers

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**Author:** ![Mixolydian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/da6949/32.png) [@Mixolydian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mixolydian)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2016, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/99-little-known-taco-bell-menu-items/755030/34 "2016-05-18T12:20:19Z")

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Quetzalcoatl taquitos

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2016, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/99-little-known-taco-bell-menu-items/755030/35 "2016-05-18T13:12:31Z")

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-Nacho Bread

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2016, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/99-little-known-taco-bell-menu-items/755030/36 "2016-05-18T14:35:13Z")

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Crunchy Dew  
Baja Blast Burrito  
Jalapeno Habanero Ghost Pepper Freeze

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**Author:** ![Jumpbass](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jumpbass/32/147_2.png) [@Jumpbass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jumpbass)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2016, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/99-little-known-taco-bell-menu-items/755030/37 "2016-05-18T14:41:46Z")

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Cheeseburger.

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2016, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/99-little-known-taco-bell-menu-items/755030/38 "2016-05-18T14:53:35Z")

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I got 99 problems, and finding something to eat at Taco Bell ain’t one of them.

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**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2016, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/99-little-known-taco-bell-menu-items/755030/39 "2016-05-18T15:18:14Z")

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Inside out burrito

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**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2016, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/99-little-known-taco-bell-menu-items/755030/40 "2016-05-18T16:04:12Z")

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Sad Pandarito  
Mexican Monkey Balls  
Seared Foie Gras Taco with Truffle Emusion

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