# 99 little-known Taco Bell menu items **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 17, 2016, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/99-little-known-taco-bell-menu-items/755030 "2016-05-17T20:17:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2016, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/99-little-known-taco-bell-menu-items/755030/41 "2016-05-18T16:50:07Z")
-Corn Meal Dew -20-layer Chalupa -Hard-shell Burrito -Snake-skin Enchilada -Meat Grease Ensalada ---
**Author:** ![Ravenman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ravenman/32/2929_2.png) [@Ravenman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ravenman)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2016, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/99-little-known-taco-bell-menu-items/755030/42 "2016-05-18T17:18:31Z")
Heuvos Vagabundo Cholesterol con queso ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2016, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/99-little-known-taco-bell-menu-items/755030/43 "2016-05-18T17:37:34Z")
Rubik’s Chalupa Schrödinger’s $5 Box ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2016, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/99-little-known-taco-bell-menu-items/755030/44 "2016-05-18T18:05:31Z")
Pollo Sin Cabeza Anos [sic] de Puerco Lengua de Suegra Nariz del Papa Chicken Without a Head Pork Anuses Mother-in-Law’s Tongue Pope’s Nose ---
**Author:** ![Machine\_Elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@Machine\_Elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Machine_Elf)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2016, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/99-little-known-taco-bell-menu-items/755030/45 "2016-05-18T18:59:53Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > Schrödinger’s $5 Box I might like that. Or maybe not. I guess I won’t know until I try it. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2016, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/99-little-known-taco-bell-menu-items/755030/46 "2016-05-18T19:08:25Z")
> [@Machine\_Elf](#): > > I might like that. > > Or maybe not. > > I guess I won’t know until I try it. I thought you’d go for the Rubik’s Chalupa-Thousands of different combinations to choose from. ---
**Author:** ![Machine\_Elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@Machine\_Elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Machine_Elf)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2016, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/99-little-known-taco-bell-menu-items/755030/47 "2016-05-18T19:09:20Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > Anos [sic] de Puerco Why not? After all, Burger King really does sell [Anos de Pollo.](http://www.bk.com/menu-item/chicken-fries-rings) I mean they’re smart enough to not actually _call_ them that, but we know what they really are… ---
**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2016, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/99-little-known-taco-bell-menu-items/755030/48 "2016-05-18T19:13:10Z")
Guess what? Chicken butt. ---
**Author:** ![Channing\_Idaho\_Banks](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/channing_idaho_banks/32/250_2.png) [@Channing\_Idaho\_Banks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Channing_Idaho_Banks)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2016, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/99-little-known-taco-bell-menu-items/755030/49 "2016-05-18T19:58:27Z")
I invented the chalupa but Taco Bell made all the money off of it. When I was younger we used to make tacos and bought pre- shaped taco shells at the grocery store. Inevitably the first time you bit into one the whole thing would break in half and I knew there had to be a solution. I wrapped a corn tortilla with some melted cheese around the outside of a homemade taco, and I knew that I had invented something important. It wasn’t until years later when I saw them on the menu at Taco Bell that I realized how great my fortune could have been.☹ ---
**Author:** ![Goofus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7feea3/32.png) [@Goofus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Goofus)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2016, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/99-little-known-taco-bell-menu-items/755030/50 "2016-05-18T20:17:37Z")
Jodidos Frijoles Meat and cheese lasaña Cumberbachos Benedictos ---
**Author:** ![jasg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f0a364/32.png) [@jasg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jasg)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2016, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/99-little-known-taco-bell-menu-items/755030/51 "2016-05-19T00:50:15Z")
Kimchi Chalupa ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2016, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/99-little-known-taco-bell-menu-items/755030/52 "2016-05-19T04:50:03Z")
-Chim-Chim Cheree-Changa -Al Gordita -Corpulent Supreme -Cholesterolito Grande ---
**Author:** ![Quercus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/7ab992/32.png) [@Quercus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quercus)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2016, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/99-little-known-taco-bell-menu-items/755030/53 "2016-05-20T15:42:39Z")
– Cheechandchongorito (available in Colorado locations only) ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2016, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/99-little-known-taco-bell-menu-items/755030/54 "2016-05-20T15:51:34Z")
Cheesy Nacho Freeze Chiminy Crickets Crunchy Hot Sauce ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2016, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/99-little-known-taco-bell-menu-items/755030/55 "2016-05-20T15:53:40Z")
All-You-Can-Eat Queso Bar ---
**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2016, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/99-little-known-taco-bell-menu-items/755030/56 "2016-05-20T21:10:46Z")
Sloppy Segundo Bacon Chipotle Milkshake Chile Roasted Chiles with Chile Sauce Ensalada Floja Zesty Baja Kale ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2016, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/99-little-known-taco-bell-menu-items/755030/57 "2016-05-20T21:16:51Z")
> [@Lemur866](#): > > Chile Roasted Chiles with Chile Sauce Available for a limited time only in the Republic of Chile. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2016, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/99-little-known-taco-bell-menu-items/755030/58 "2016-05-21T04:37:13Z")
Seven-Layer Regret ---
**Author:** ![Locrian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/locrian/32/14146_2.png) [@Locrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Locrian)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2016, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/99-little-known-taco-bell-menu-items/755030/59 "2016-05-21T05:11:57Z")
Ultimate Chile Relleno Smoothie Melt [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/99-little-known-taco-bell-menu-items/755030.md?page=2)