My humblest of apologies. To replace that one:
Oral sex - Ben Franklin.
Theodore Roosevelt - manliness.
FDR invented the vodka martini during the Yalta conference, when the Russians turned out not only not to have gin around, but never even to have heard of it.
Nudist Camp- George McClellan Senior and Junior
Sousaphone- Herbert Lehman
Bikini- Elihu Root
Arson-for-profit- Fiorello LaGuardia
Fez- Earl Warren
Singing Telegram- Scoop Jackson
Dictaphone- William Hale Thompson
Polo- Martin Van Buren
The Standard Dominatrix Outfit: Lyndon Johnson
Fire: Strom Thurmond
The Tutu: William Howard Taft
Cliff Notes: George W. Bush and Dan Quayle
Peek-a-Boo Jockey Shorts: Barry Goldwater
Dimples: Margaret Thatcher
The Siamese Porta-Potty: Larry Craig
Lobster Newburg: Mackenzie Bowell
‘Big things’ roadside attractions: Agnes MacPhail
Insulin: John Diefenbaker
Triticale: Tommy Douglas
MayWests: Louis-Alexandre Taschereau
The Heritage Minute: Flora McDonald
Adobe Photoshop: Sheila Copps
Interac Direct Payment: Audrey McLaughlin