# ...998...999...

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/998-999/108356
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [May 10, 2002, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/998-999/108356 "2002-05-10T19:52:59Z")
**Posts on this page:** 5
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### Author: ![Ferrous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Ferrous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferrous)
#### Post date: [May 10, 2002, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/998-999/108356/1 "2002-05-10T19:52:59Z")

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Wait for it…

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### Author: ![zev\_steinhardt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/97f17d/32.png) [@zev\_steinhardt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zev_steinhardt)
#### Post date: [May 10, 2002, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/998-999/108356/2 "2002-05-10T19:54:54Z")

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1000 😃

Zev Steinhardt

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### Author: ![zev\_steinhardt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/97f17d/32.png) [@zev\_steinhardt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zev_steinhardt)
#### Post date: [May 10, 2002, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/998-999/108356/3 "2002-05-10T19:55:57Z")

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Oh, it’s your post count. Sorry, I didn’t see it. Carry on…

Zev Steinhardt

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### Author: ![Ferrous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Ferrous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferrous)
#### Post date: [May 10, 2002, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/998-999/108356/4 "2002-05-10T20:00:56Z")

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[sub]Ya bastard!:p[/sub]

_ahem_

…1000!

Woo hoo! Quadruple digits! Yea, me!

😃

[sub]Okay, sorry. Last post-count party you’ll see from me. Unless the board crashes again and I have to do 1K over again…[/sub]

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### Author: ![Bumbazine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbazine/32/362_2.png) [@Bumbazine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbazine)
#### Post date: [May 10, 2002, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/998-999/108356/5 "2002-05-10T22:01:58Z")

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Welcome aboard Matey! ARRR!

Your magic decoder ring is in the mail, and we’ll show you the secret handshake at the next Portadope. Congratulations!