# \_Memento\_ humor! **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 28, 2003, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/_memento_-humor/158212 "2003-02-28T19:48:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/_memento_-humor/158212/1 "2003-02-28T19:48:13Z")
I just saw _ **Memento** _ for the first time last weekend. At least, I **think** it was the first time. I backed up to watch a scene in _ **Memento** _ again, and while I was backing up, the scene looked **normal!** I backed up and watched a scene in _ **Memento** _ a second time, and I couldn’t tell that it was a scene I’d seen before! ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/_memento_-humor/158212/2 "2003-02-28T20:03:04Z")
I don’t remember seeing **Memento**. ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/_memento_-humor/158212/3 "2003-02-28T20:07:22Z")
Somebody in another thread said he saw _ **Memento** _ four times. I wonder if he couldn’t … … uh … … where was I? ---
**Author:** ![Daniel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Daniel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daniel)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/_memento_-humor/158212/4 "2003-02-28T21:09:19Z")
I know that when I close my eyes, this thread still exists. ---
**Author:** ![Ximenean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/aca169/32.png) [@Ximenean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ximenean)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/_memento_-humor/158212/5 "2003-02-28T21:18:02Z")
Wouldn’t it be cool if someone started a _Memento_ humor thread? ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/_memento_-humor/158212/6 "2003-02-28T21:23:35Z")
Don’t believe **tracer’s** lies! ---
**Author:** ![Legomancer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/779978/32.png) [@Legomancer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Legomancer)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/_memento_-humor/158212/7 "2003-02-28T21:26:37Z")
I was gonna add something, but on my leg there’s a tattoo that says “NEVER RESPOND TO POSTS”. ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/_memento_-humor/158212/8 "2003-02-28T21:49:45Z")
I don’t _feel_ drunk… ---
**Author:** ![WonTon\_Sean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/54ee81/32.png) [@WonTon\_Sean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WonTon_Sean)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/_memento_-humor/158212/9 "2003-02-28T22:07:37Z")
What am doing… Chasing this guy. Oh. He’s chasing me. ---
**Author:** ![Age\_Quod\_Agis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d07c76/32.png) [@Age\_Quod\_Agis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Age_Quod_Agis)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/_memento_-humor/158212/10 "2003-02-28T22:13:29Z")
This is my first post! Take it easy on the newbie! ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/_memento_-humor/158212/11 "2003-02-28T22:14:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by pravnik \* > **This is pretty funny. I loved that movie.** Yeah, I agree. Guy Pearce was great. ---
**Author:** ![Age\_Quod\_Agis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d07c76/32.png) [@Age\_Quod\_Agis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Age_Quod_Agis)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/_memento_-humor/158212/12 "2003-02-28T22:14:52Z")
Welcome to the boards, **AQA**. ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/_memento_-humor/158212/13 "2003-02-28T22:15:42Z")
This is pretty funny. I loved that movie. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/_memento_-humor/158212/14 "2003-02-28T22:25:01Z")
Look at this old thread of mine: [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=120190&highlight=Memento+AND+Warner](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=120190&highlight=Memento+AND+Warner) ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/_memento_-humor/158212/15 "2003-02-28T22:26:13Z")
“That’s not your thread.” “It’s mine now!” ---
**Author:** ![Age\_Quod\_Agis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d07c76/32.png) [@Age\_Quod\_Agis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Age_Quod_Agis)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/_memento_-humor/158212/16 "2003-02-28T22:28:14Z")
There’s a message posted in Cafe Society telling me to clean my monitor. How do I know it’s my message? . . . you learn to trust your own coding . . . ---
**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/_memento_-humor/158212/17 "2003-02-28T23:13:27Z")
It’s time for my insulin shot. ---
**Author:** ![Daniel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Daniel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daniel)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/_memento_-humor/158212/18 "2003-02-28T23:44:34Z")
Remember Sammy Jankis ---
**Author:** ![Fibber\_McGee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a6a055/32.png) [@Fibber\_McGee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fibber_McGee)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/_memento_-humor/158212/19 "2003-02-28T23:47:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Usram \* > \*\*Wouldn’t it be cool if someone started a _Memento_ humor thread? \*\* It certainly would. Or at least one that contained some actual humor . . . _runs for his life_ ---
**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/_memento_-humor/158212/20 "2003-03-01T00:18:02Z")
You can’t tell _Memento_ jokes, because they always start with the punchline. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/_memento_-humor/158212.md?page=2)