# \_Memento\_ humor! **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 28, 2003, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/_memento_-humor/158212 "2003-02-28T19:48:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Mojo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Mojo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mojo)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/_memento_-humor/158212/41 "2003-03-12T15:27:58Z")
The mods have been beating me. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Miskatonic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.miskatonic/32/310_2.png) [@Mr.Miskatonic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Miskatonic)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/_memento_-humor/158212/42 "2003-03-12T18:00:46Z")
Am I replying to your post or… _BLAM_ Nope, you’re replying to mine. ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/_memento_-humor/158212/43 "2003-03-13T16:40:19Z")
Don’t try to trick me into thinking this isn’t my thread. I have a Polaroid of this thread right here, and it says “This is mine” on the back. ---
**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/_memento_-humor/158212/44 "2003-03-13T16:54:34Z")
I have a tatoo of your Polaroid of this thread so that means you killed my wife. …oh, wait… ---
**Author:** ![JohnBckWLD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d6d6ee/32.png) [@JohnBckWLD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnBckWLD)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2004, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/_memento_-humor/158212/45 "2004-03-24T02:52:18Z")
All of you delerium sufferers had better hope the administrators don’t visit this thread. In case they do… Write this down: If the words “Charter Member” appear under your screen name, that means you already paid $4.95 to the Chicago Reader. Tell your mail server to hold all electronic invoices for ‘SDMB subscripitions’ until next March. If they go so far as to slip a bill under your door, fold it up and hide it in the Gideon Bible for safe keeping. ---
**Author:** ![Gadfly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/aeb1de/32.png) [@Gadfly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadfly)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2004, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/_memento_-humor/158212/46 "2004-03-24T03:13:01Z")
This is pretty funny. I loved that movie. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2004, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/_memento_-humor/158212/47 "2004-03-24T03:19:35Z")
A thread this nice, you should lock. ---
**Author:** ![gyt\_fx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/74df32/32.png) [@gyt\_fx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gyt_fx)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2004, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/_memento_-humor/158212/48 "2004-03-24T05:38:06Z")
Let me spell it out for you, Lenny. You’re a vegetable. A freak. Your doctors don’t believe you. The police don’t believe you. The only one who believes you is me Leonard. And I don’t really count, do I? So the only one who’s going to do anything about it is you, Leonard. Your on your own. [Memento Site](http://www.otnemem.com/index.html) ---
**Author:** ![pasunejen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/58956e/32.png) [@pasunejen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pasunejen)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2004, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/_memento_-humor/158212/49 "2004-03-24T05:46:39Z")
> [@Bryan Ekers](#): > > A thread this nice, you should lock. Don’t believe his lies. ---
**Author:** ![Lamia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Lamia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamia)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2004, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/_memento_-humor/158212/50 "2004-03-24T06:22:29Z")
I think I remember this thread, but I’m not sure. ---
**Author:** ![Seven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Seven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seven)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2004, 11:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/_memento_-humor/158212/51 "2004-03-24T11:30:51Z")
Wouldn’t it be cool if someone started a _Memento_ humor thread? ---
**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2004, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/_memento_-humor/158212/52 "2004-03-24T12:10:12Z")
The guy from “Memento” and the girl from “50 First Dates” went out for drinks. They have a wonderful relationship, even if neither one can remember it. ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2004, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/_memento_-humor/158212/53 "2004-03-24T23:21:03Z")
Does that mean that Carrie-Ann Moss and Adam Sandler are now an item too? :eek: (I was going to write an obligatory _Memento_ joke in this post, but I hit submit before I remembered to.) ---
**Author:** ![Windwalker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/5e9695/32.png) [@Windwalker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Windwalker)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2004, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/_memento_-humor/158212/54 "2004-03-24T23:27:37Z")
Yeah, Blank Slate was such a cool concept! Definitely agree with you there… I think a darker and more serious take on it would be cool, too! Someone like Michael Rooker would be great for that part. ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2004, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/_memento_-humor/158212/55 "2004-03-24T23:35:48Z")
No no no no … they need to remake _Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind_ with Arnold Schwarzenegger in the leading role. He could be a secret agent who’s had his memory erased and then goes to Mars. We could call it something like “We Can Remember It For You Wholesale.” ---
**Author:** ![Seven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Seven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seven)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2004, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/_memento_-humor/158212/56 "2004-03-25T00:28:10Z")
I have a post-it note on my monitor that says “Fact 4: Check the Memento thread” but I can’t seem to find it. Cite? ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2004, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/_memento_-humor/158212/57 "2004-03-25T00:43:28Z")
Hey, gang! I heard there’s this wierd movie coming out called “Memento”. Anyone hear anything about it? ---
**Author:** ![Paranoid\_Randroid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/paranoid_randroid/32/18_2.png) [@Paranoid\_Randroid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paranoid_Randroid)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2004, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/_memento_-humor/158212/58 "2004-03-25T03:58:17Z")
Don’t trust the skull? ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2004, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/_memento_-humor/158212/59 "2004-03-25T04:16:15Z")
::as he peels off a bandage on his arm:: _“Don’t post in a Memento thread”_ :eek: ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2004, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/_memento_-humor/158212/60 "2004-03-25T13:40:43Z")
\ _It says “Charter Member”_ Did I do that? Member of what? … Where was I? Hmm, okay, let’s pay this. $4.95…Paypal…done. Say, Jerry, how many memberships have I paid for? **Three or four, but it’s okay because you always forget you’ve paid for them.** Hmm… _It says “Charter Member”_ Did I do that? Member of what? … [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/_memento_-humor/158212.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/_memento_-humor/158212.md?page=4)