Yeah, what he said!
You can’t tell punchline jokes because they always start with the Momento.
Damn, these jokes are good! I’m gonna write them down.
Write this down
Write this down
Keep it in your mind
Damn it, where’s a pen?!
Gotta write this d–
<SLAM>
Oh, hey, look! A thread about Memento!
ummm…i’m not trying to be an ass but if you watched it in reverse it would be in chronological order, the way its shown its not in chronological order, right?end to beginning… so whats so funny about something like that? anyway, there is an easter egg that allows you to view it from front t o back, and in that way the character seems a bit evil then…not confused…
Hey, I just thought of something:
If you watched it in reverse, it would be in chronological order; the way it’s shown, it’s not in chronological order, right? End to beginning. … So, what’s so funny about something like that?
Anyway, somewhere I heard that there’s an Easter egg that allows you to view it front-to-back – and in that way, the character seems a bit evil then, not confused. …
But then, if you watched it in reverse, it would be in chronological order; the way it’s shown, it’s not in chronological order, right? End to beginning. … So, what’s so funny about something like that?
Was it good for you?
Boy it sure sounds funny backwards. 
What are all you people doing in my hotel room?
YOUR hotel room?!
Inspired. Very nice work, pravnik!
It’s time for Gangster Octopus’s insulin shot.
Memento humor!
I just saw Memento for the first time last weekend. At least, I think it was the first time.
I backed up to watch a scene in Memento again, and while I was backing up, the scene looked normal!
I backed up and watched a scene in Memento a second time, and I couldn’t tell that it was a scene I’d seen before!
“You’d be suprised what a little brain damage will do to your credibility”
Hey, those are pretty good! I’d better write them down.
write them down, write them down…
can’t forget, must write down. where’s a pen? i need paper! i need…
slam footsteps
oh look, it’s trinity from the matrix!
Here, drink this. It’s on the house.
You see, I have this condition. I can’t form any new memories, and…
I’ve told you this before, haven’t I?
That’s funny, it tastes like spooje.
(Why’s that guy in the corder of the bar laughing at me?)
Okay, I’m killing this thread.
No, wait, the thread’s killing me.
Killing the thread in the OP? What the heck?