# A \_\_\_\_ walks into a bar...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-____-walks-into-a-bar/254438>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 10, 2004, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-____-walks-into-a-bar/254438 "2004-07-10T15:03:08Z")\
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**Author:** ![Rock\_n\_Roach](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Rock\_n\_Roach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rock_n_Roach)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2004, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-____-walks-into-a-bar/254438/61 "2004-07-16T03:36:43Z")

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UUUUHHHHHHHNNNG eeeeeeeeeeeUUUUUUUUUUUng eeeeoooooooEEEEEE

'excuse me, just practicing for when I tell this.

Okay here’s mine:  
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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**Author:** ![ZombiesAteMyBrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b4bc9f/32.png) [@ZombiesAteMyBrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZombiesAteMyBrain)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2004, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-____-walks-into-a-bar/254438/62 "2004-07-16T12:44:02Z")

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> [@Rock n Roach](#):
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> Okay here’s mine:  
> A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Does he order two large jugs of beer???

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**Author:** ![Rock\_n\_Roach](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Rock\_n\_Roach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rock_n_Roach)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2004, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-____-walks-into-a-bar/254438/63 "2004-07-16T13:20:28Z")

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> [@ZombiesAteMyBrain](#):
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> Does he order two large jugs of beer???

Why yes - but it was two large jugs of bree  
A guy goes into a Chinese bar and says, “How 'bout a Stoly?”  
The bartender says, “Once upon a time . . . .”

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