# A Battle Of Wits: Rock, Paper, Scissors Roshambo 2: The Resurrection.
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-battle-of-wits-rock-paper-scissors-roshambo-2-the-resurrection/125200
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [August 23, 2002, 9:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-battle-of-wits-rock-paper-scissors-roshambo-2-the-resurrection/125200 "2002-08-23T09:23:13Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 2
### Author:  [@Ferrous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferrous)
#### Post date: [August 23, 2002, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-battle-of-wits-rock-paper-scissors-roshambo-2-the-resurrection/125200/21 "2002-08-23T21:53:28Z")
Counters with a platoon of genetically enhanced Anna Kournikova clones armed with graphite tennis rackets.
Attacks with a pack of rabid dogs with bees in their mouths, and when they bark they shoot bees at you.
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### Author:  [@Rug\_Burn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rug_Burn)
#### Post date: [August 23, 2002, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-battle-of-wits-rock-paper-scissors-roshambo-2-the-resurrection/125200/22 "2002-08-23T22:19:22Z")
Counters with Korean restaurant owner.
Attacks with religious extremists.
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### Author:  [@Clever\_Hans](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clever_Hans)
#### Post date: [August 23, 2002, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-battle-of-wits-rock-paper-scissors-roshambo-2-the-resurrection/125200/23 "2002-08-23T22:21:36Z")
(double score for **Ferrous** for the image of a platoon of enhanced Anna’s and the Simpson reference)
Counter with The Venezuelan Tiger Trap, a smoke machine, and zapper collars on all the dogs.
Attacks with overly patriotic commercials and dead batteries in the remote.
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### Author:  [@Clever\_Hans](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clever_Hans)
#### Post date: [August 23, 2002, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-battle-of-wits-rock-paper-scissors-roshambo-2-the-resurrection/125200/24 "2002-08-23T22:25:52Z")
GRR, Cancel that one then.
Counters by bombing them out of cities, rebuilding said cities, and vidoetaping their training.
Attacks with overly patriotic commercials and dead batteries in the remote.
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### Author:  [@HomeSlice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HomeSlice)
#### Post date: [August 23, 2002, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-battle-of-wits-rock-paper-scissors-roshambo-2-the-resurrection/125200/25 "2002-08-23T22:28:19Z")
Heh - i dont think we’re playing by the rules…regardless…
Counters the religous extremists with Homer’s proof that God doesn’t exist.
Counters the commercials with 5 years. America will go back the way it was before sep 11.
Attacks with a black hole.
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### Author:  [@Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Barbarian)
#### Post date: [August 23, 2002, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-battle-of-wits-rock-paper-scissors-roshambo-2-the-resurrection/125200/26 "2002-08-23T22:33:33Z")
Counters black hole with copyright infringement sued filed by Disney.
Attacks with “The Utah Special”-- Green Lime Jello with Carrots.
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### Author:  [@HomeSlice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HomeSlice)
#### Post date: [August 23, 2002, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-battle-of-wits-rock-paper-scissors-roshambo-2-the-resurrection/125200/27 "2002-08-23T22:36:42Z")
Counters jello with a family reunion of Mormans.
Attacks with Brigham Young.
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### Author:  [@mighty\_maxx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mighty_maxx)
#### Post date: [August 23, 2002, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-battle-of-wits-rock-paper-scissors-roshambo-2-the-resurrection/125200/28 "2002-08-23T23:39:08Z")
Counter Brigham Young by supplying his father with knowledge of modern birth control methods
Attack with a Barrel of monkeys
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### Author:  [@Wearia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wearia)
#### Post date: [August 24, 2002, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-battle-of-wits-rock-paper-scissors-roshambo-2-the-resurrection/125200/29 "2002-08-24T04:47:37Z")
Counters with Monopoly, a much better game.
Attacks with Family Guy repeats.
I really have no idea whats going on…😕
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### Author:  [@BlahMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlahMan)
#### Post date: [August 24, 2002, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-battle-of-wits-rock-paper-scissors-roshambo-2-the-resurrection/125200/30 "2002-08-24T05:27:31Z")
Shai’tan 2
Cougarfang 1
Shade 1
HomeSlice 7
PunditLisa 1
Billdo 1
Ferrous 3
Clever Hans 2
Rug Burn 1
Barbarian 1
mighty\_maxx 1
Last post counted: Mighy\_maxx and the monkeys
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### Author:  [@BlahMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlahMan)
#### Post date: [August 24, 2002, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-battle-of-wits-rock-paper-scissors-roshambo-2-the-resurrection/125200/31 "2002-08-24T05:31:23Z")
Counters with A Computer and KaZaa media desktop
attacks with Stephen Hawking
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### Author:  [@BlahMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlahMan)
#### Post date: [August 24, 2002, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-battle-of-wits-rock-paper-scissors-roshambo-2-the-resurrection/125200/32 "2002-08-24T05:42:05Z")
Wow I didnt think this thread would take off this fast…kool. We are staying pretty close to the rules too. Just remember you can target an individual play (up to 3 in one ‘turn’ actually).
-Blah
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### Author:  [@JS\_Princeton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JS_Princeton)
#### Post date: [August 24, 2002, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-battle-of-wits-rock-paper-scissors-roshambo-2-the-resurrection/125200/33 "2002-08-24T05:53:59Z")
counters with a faith healer making the dumb speak and the lame walk!
attacks with a jujubee, an archaeopteryx, 12 cases of Guinness, and Kepler’s Third Law.
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### Author:  [@BlahMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlahMan)
#### Post date: [August 24, 2002, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-battle-of-wits-rock-paper-scissors-roshambo-2-the-resurrection/125200/34 "2002-08-24T05:59:26Z")
Since noone has countered my last attack, let me rephrase it.
Something even more horrible…
Stephen Hawking on powerfull methamphetamines.
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### Author:  [@BlahMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlahMan)
#### Post date: [August 24, 2002, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-battle-of-wits-rock-paper-scissors-roshambo-2-the-resurrection/125200/35 "2002-08-24T06:02:32Z")
eek forget my last post
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### Author:  [@BlahMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlahMan)
#### Post date: [August 24, 2002, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-battle-of-wits-rock-paper-scissors-roshambo-2-the-resurrection/125200/36 "2002-08-24T06:15:47Z")
Counter with Microwave Oven slinging creationists
Attack with a NUT unniverse.
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### Author:  [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)
#### Post date: [August 24, 2002, 8:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-battle-of-wits-rock-paper-scissors-roshambo-2-the-resurrection/125200/37 "2002-08-24T08:21:21Z")
Invoking rules 16 and 17:
> [@](#):
>
> \*\*Stephen Hawking on powerfull methamphetamines.
>
> eek forget my last post\*\*
>
> (3-minute simulpost)
Counters with Albert Einstein on crack.
Counters with mnemonics.
> [@](#):
>
> **Attack with a NUT unniverse.**
Counters with the Big Crunch.
Attacks with board with a nail in it.
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### Author:  [@Wearia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wearia)
#### Post date: [August 24, 2002, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-battle-of-wits-rock-paper-scissors-roshambo-2-the-resurrection/125200/38 "2002-08-24T17:12:44Z")
Counter with a bigger board with a bigger nail
Attacks with migraine when your out of painkillers
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### Author:  [@HomeSlice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HomeSlice)
#### Post date: [August 24, 2002, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-battle-of-wits-rock-paper-scissors-roshambo-2-the-resurrection/125200/39 "2002-08-24T21:36:29Z")
Counters migraine with the Event Horizon. You’ll go to hell and rip out your eyes - no more worries about a silly little headache.
Attacks with a one way ticket to Hell.
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### Author:  [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)
#### Post date: [August 24, 2002, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-battle-of-wits-rock-paper-scissors-roshambo-2-the-resurrection/125200/40 "2002-08-24T22:53:25Z")
Counters with a fundie.
Attacks with a Furby.
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