# A Battle Of Wits: Rock, Paper, Scissors Roshambo 2: The Resurrection.
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-battle-of-wits-rock-paper-scissors-roshambo-2-the-resurrection/125200
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [August 23, 2002, 9:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-battle-of-wits-rock-paper-scissors-roshambo-2-the-resurrection/125200 "2002-08-23T09:23:13Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 4
### Author:  [@BlahMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlahMan)
#### Post date: [August 26, 2002, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-battle-of-wits-rock-paper-scissors-roshambo-2-the-resurrection/125200/61 "2002-08-26T05:31:50Z")
Counters 20 parasitic nematodes with all of Michio Kaku’s and S. Hawkings books to date. (You should read all the terrible things they do to those poor nemetodes in those books)
Attacks mighty\_maxx with the unkillable ‘Psycho Cop’ from The Roadwarrior movie.
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### Author:  [@BlahMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlahMan)
#### Post date: [August 26, 2002, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-battle-of-wits-rock-paper-scissors-roshambo-2-the-resurrection/125200/62 "2002-08-26T05:37:04Z")
Ill try to track through the posts tomarro night and come up with the score, I dont have time right now.
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### Author:  [@BlahMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlahMan)
#### Post date: [August 26, 2002, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-battle-of-wits-rock-paper-scissors-roshambo-2-the-resurrection/125200/63 "2002-08-26T05:40:22Z")
Counters 404 webpage link with M$ Frontpage. (if you cant find it, make it your self 😉
Attacks with The Invisible Pink Unicorn
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### Author:  [@Billdo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Billdo)
#### Post date: [August 26, 2002, 10:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-battle-of-wits-rock-paper-scissors-roshambo-2-the-resurrection/125200/64 "2002-08-26T10:48:06Z")
> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by BlahMan \*
> Attacks with The Invisible Pink Unicorn
Counters with the Magical Sky Pixie
Attacks with Pixie Sticks
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### Author:  [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)
#### Post date: [August 26, 2002, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-battle-of-wits-rock-paper-scissors-roshambo-2-the-resurrection/125200/65 "2002-08-26T13:16:59Z")
Counters with 4 out of 5 dentists.
Attacks with Hampster, the SDMB hungry, hungry hamster.
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### Author:  [@Cougarfang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cougarfang)
#### Post date: [August 26, 2002, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-battle-of-wits-rock-paper-scissors-roshambo-2-the-resurrection/125200/66 "2002-08-26T14:02:03Z")
Counters with Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V, and Notepad.
Attacks with a ceiling fan, a barrel of glue, and a bucket of glitter.
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### Author:  [@Clever\_Hans](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clever_Hans)
#### Post date: [August 26, 2002, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-battle-of-wits-rock-paper-scissors-roshambo-2-the-resurrection/125200/67 "2002-08-26T14:31:34Z")
Counters with pre-school creativity hour
Attacks with EL NINO, spanish for The NINO.
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### Author:  [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)
#### Post date: [August 26, 2002, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-battle-of-wits-rock-paper-scissors-roshambo-2-the-resurrection/125200/68 "2002-08-26T14:32:13Z")
Counters with a blackout, solvent, and Elton John. Or maybe _just_ Elton John.
Attacks with forty days and nights of rain.
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### Author:  [@Clever\_Hans](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clever_Hans)
#### Post date: [August 26, 2002, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-battle-of-wits-rock-paper-scissors-roshambo-2-the-resurrection/125200/69 "2002-08-26T14:59:03Z")
Counter with a Chaos-Driven Climate control apparatus… don’t forget to reset the randomizer when you’re done though.
(Scott Adams; Dilbert, July 6, 2001)
Attacks with Return to the Planet of the apes remake.
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### Author:  [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)
#### Post date: [August 26, 2002, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-battle-of-wits-rock-paper-scissors-roshambo-2-the-resurrection/125200/70 "2002-08-26T17:03:29Z")
That’s bizarre, **Hans**. You and I had very similar attacks on our simulpost.
Counters with Charlton Heston.
Attacks with a squadron of flying monkeys.
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### Author:  [@Ferrous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferrous)
#### Post date: [August 26, 2002, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-battle-of-wits-rock-paper-scissors-roshambo-2-the-resurrection/125200/71 "2002-08-26T17:27:54Z")
Counter with several large bunches of bananas filled with steel ball bearings, and a giant magnet.
Attacks with Celine Dion.
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### Author:  [@Billdo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Billdo)
#### Post date: [August 27, 2002, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-battle-of-wits-rock-paper-scissors-roshambo-2-the-resurrection/125200/72 "2002-08-27T00:05:52Z")
> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by Ferrous \*
> Attacks with Celine Dion.
Counters with “Blame Canada” from the South Park Soundtrack.
Attacks with “Oh My God! They Killed Kenny! You Bastards!”
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### Author:  [@Shai\_tan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shai_tan)
#### Post date: [August 27, 2002, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-battle-of-wits-rock-paper-scissors-roshambo-2-the-resurrection/125200/73 "2002-08-27T01:08:55Z")
"Attacks with ‘Oh My God! They Killed Kenny! You Bastards!’ "
Counters with next episode (Kenny’s back)
Attacks with Brodie’s “stink palm”
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### Author:  [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)
#### Post date: [August 27, 2002, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-battle-of-wits-rock-paper-scissors-roshambo-2-the-resurrection/125200/74 "2002-08-27T02:06:10Z")
> [@](#):
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> Attacks with Brodie’s “stink palm”
Counters with a one-liner from SilentBob.
Attacks **BlahMan** with [Ultimate Rochambo Fighter Arena](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=44839) [sub](yes, that’s the original, buck-o!)[/sub]
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### Author:  [@BlahMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlahMan)
#### Post date: [August 27, 2002, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-battle-of-wits-rock-paper-scissors-roshambo-2-the-resurrection/125200/75 "2002-08-27T05:41:27Z")
Counters thinksnow’s attack with a post from the Moderator: Eutychus’.
Counter-attacks thinksnow with Mr. Rogers’ “tree song”
Comment: Well at least this thread is a little more structured then the old one…
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### Author:  [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)
#### Post date: [August 27, 2002, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-battle-of-wits-rock-paper-scissors-roshambo-2-the-resurrection/125200/76 "2002-08-27T06:08:22Z")
Counters with [Pave the Earth!](http://www.wa.apana.org.au/~abolton/pave.html)
Attacks with The Girl, The Gold Watch, And Everything.
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### Author:  [@BlahMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlahMan)
#### Post date: [August 27, 2002, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-battle-of-wits-rock-paper-scissors-roshambo-2-the-resurrection/125200/77 "2002-08-27T06:45:07Z")
Hmm,
```
"Attacks with The Girl, The Gold Watch, And Everything."
```
Horseflesh, a reference to the ‘Fallout 2’ game?
Or am I missing something major?
-Blah
My CRS disease is really bad today…ARGH!!!
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### Author:  [@BlahMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlahMan)
#### Post date: [August 27, 2002, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-battle-of-wits-rock-paper-scissors-roshambo-2-the-resurrection/125200/78 "2002-08-27T06:52:29Z")
Hmm,
```
"Attacks with The Girl, The Gold Watch, And Everything."
```
Horseflesh, a reference to the ‘Fallout 2’ game?
Or am I missing something major?
-Blah
My CRS disease is really bad today…ARGH!!!
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### Author:  [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)
#### Post date: [August 27, 2002, 8:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-battle-of-wits-rock-paper-scissors-roshambo-2-the-resurrection/125200/79 "2002-08-27T08:15:46Z")
[The Girl, The Gold Watch, & Everything](http://us.imdb.com/Plot?0080792)
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### Author:  [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)
#### Post date: [August 27, 2002, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-battle-of-wits-rock-paper-scissors-roshambo-2-the-resurrection/125200/80 "2002-08-27T13:38:34Z")
Counters **BlahMan** s “tree song” with Barney’s “I Love You” song.
Counters **Horseflesh** s _The Girl, The Gold Watch, and Everything_ with [Clockstoppers](http://us.imdb.com/Title?0157472)
Attacks the group in general with acting lessons for Keanu Reeves (now he’ll really be a star!)
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