# A Battle Of Wits: Rock, Paper, Scissors Roshambo 2: The Resurrection.
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-battle-of-wits-rock-paper-scissors-roshambo-2-the-resurrection/125200
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [August 23, 2002, 9:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-battle-of-wits-rock-paper-scissors-roshambo-2-the-resurrection/125200 "2002-08-23T09:23:13Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 7
### Author:  [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)
#### Post date: [September 9, 2002, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-battle-of-wits-rock-paper-scissors-roshambo-2-the-resurrection/125200/121 "2002-09-09T02:25:40Z")
Counters with [Uri Geller](http://www.uri-geller.com/uri-geller-aftereffect/bending-spoon.htm)
Attacks with a wasp flying in through your car window whilst you’re doing 80 mph.
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### Author:  [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)
#### Post date: [September 9, 2002, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-battle-of-wits-rock-paper-scissors-roshambo-2-the-resurrection/125200/122 "2002-09-09T04:55:31Z")
Counters with members of the Junior League and DAR in the backseat who sign the WASP up for various activities and committee memberships.
Attacks with a bloated Anna Nicole Smith in endless reruns.
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### Author:  [@BlahMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlahMan)
#### Post date: [September 10, 2002, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-battle-of-wits-rock-paper-scissors-roshambo-2-the-resurrection/125200/123 "2002-09-10T02:53:57Z")
Counters with the much hotter Kari Wuher/Salin (that ‘Sliders’ chick who is sooo much hotter shes outta Annas leguge…sorry for how lame that is…)
Attacks with the very terrifying ‘30 points for whoever tracks through all the muck of ALL the last posts since my last SCOREBOARD post and comes up with a Current Scoreboard’ attack…(me too confused…)
-Blah
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### Author:  [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)
#### Post date: [September 10, 2002, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-battle-of-wits-rock-paper-scissors-roshambo-2-the-resurrection/125200/124 "2002-09-10T02:56:41Z")
Counters with Jenny Craig and a poster of the new [Jeans Girl](http://www.allposters.com/gallery.asp?aid=97234&item=152899).
Attacks with the Sta-Puft Marshmallow Man.
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### Author:  [@monica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monica)
#### Post date: [September 10, 2002, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-battle-of-wits-rock-paper-scissors-roshambo-2-the-resurrection/125200/125 "2002-09-10T03:19:38Z")
Counters with lots of hungry kids wanting s’mores.
Attacks with harpies (see Greek mythology)
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### Author:  [@BlahMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlahMan)
#### Post date: [September 10, 2002, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-battle-of-wits-rock-paper-scissors-roshambo-2-the-resurrection/125200/126 "2002-09-10T05:10:20Z")
Well,
I apparently made several Faux Pa (HELP with the Spelling Please…)
Apparently im about to get deleted for some very serious Faux Pa…Nice knowing ya…
-Blah
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### Author:  [@Burnt\_Toast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Burnt_Toast)
#### Post date: [September 10, 2002, 10:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-battle-of-wits-rock-paper-scissors-roshambo-2-the-resurrection/125200/127 "2002-09-10T10:17:15Z")
Counters with marraige counilling camp (Here’s your crown, your Magesty)
Attacks with Death
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### Author:  [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)
#### Post date: [September 10, 2002, 11:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-battle-of-wits-rock-paper-scissors-roshambo-2-the-resurrection/125200/128 "2002-09-10T11:20:31Z")
(But I didn’t even eat the salmon)
Counters with a game of chess.
Attacks with Janet Reno doing the Macarena
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### Author:  [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)
#### Post date: [September 10, 2002, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-battle-of-wits-rock-paper-scissors-roshambo-2-the-resurrection/125200/129 "2002-09-10T18:20:10Z")
Counters with Jean Reno doing the Macaroni.
Attacks with a 6d6 Fireball.
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### Author:  [@Burnt\_Toast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Burnt_Toast)
#### Post date: [September 11, 2002, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-battle-of-wits-rock-paper-scissors-roshambo-2-the-resurrection/125200/130 "2002-09-11T12:18:13Z")
Counters with a cucumber (as in cool as a)
Attacks with Mum catching you choking the chicken/buttering the hole
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### Author:  [@Clever\_Hans](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clever_Hans)
#### Post date: [September 11, 2002, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-battle-of-wits-rock-paper-scissors-roshambo-2-the-resurrection/125200/131 "2002-09-11T15:50:15Z")
Counters with, I was cleaning it and it went off
Attacks with sappy 9/11 anniversery car lot advertisments
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### Author:  [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)
#### Post date: [September 11, 2002, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-battle-of-wits-rock-paper-scissors-roshambo-2-the-resurrection/125200/132 "2002-09-11T16:40:17Z")
Counters with a battalion of less than amused NYC firefighters.
Attacks with an extremely bad haircut.
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### Author:  [@monica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monica)
#### Post date: [September 12, 2002, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-battle-of-wits-rock-paper-scissors-roshambo-2-the-resurrection/125200/133 "2002-09-12T02:57:57Z")
Counters with a very talented hair stylist.
Attacks with my chemistry teacher.
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### Author:  [@CoderSlave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CoderSlave)
#### Post date: [September 12, 2002, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-battle-of-wits-rock-paper-scissors-roshambo-2-the-resurrection/125200/134 "2002-09-12T04:35:12Z")
Counters ‘my chemistry teacher’ with the worst nemisis of any chemistry teacher: ‘The Anarchist CookBook’
Attacks with: My EX GF the VERY VERY Pshycho and VERY VERY hot (shes a model) Christy…
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### Author:  [@CoderSlave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CoderSlave)
#### Post date: [September 12, 2002, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-battle-of-wits-rock-paper-scissors-roshambo-2-the-resurrection/125200/135 "2002-09-12T04:36:35Z")
Oh and thats [www.seememodel.com/christy](http://www.seememodel.com/christy) to see her pics…
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### Author:  [@Clever\_Hans](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clever_Hans)
#### Post date: [September 20, 2002, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-battle-of-wits-rock-paper-scissors-roshambo-2-the-resurrection/125200/136 "2002-09-20T03:56:04Z")
CoderSlave, not that I minded, but you should really get mod’s permission before posting a site with nudity.
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### Author:  [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)
#### Post date: [September 20, 2002, 9:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-battle-of-wits-rock-paper-scissors-roshambo-2-the-resurrection/125200/137 "2002-09-20T09:52:47Z")
Counters with a sound thrashing from Coldfire’s clogs.
Attacks with a mullet.
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### Author:  [@Clever\_Hans](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clever_Hans)
#### Post date: [September 20, 2002, 11:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-battle-of-wits-rock-paper-scissors-roshambo-2-the-resurrection/125200/138 "2002-09-20T11:11:10Z")
Counters with Joe Dirts wig transplant.
Attacks with 3 days of no Dope and and lost posts.
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### Author:  [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)
#### Post date: [September 20, 2002, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-battle-of-wits-rock-paper-scissors-roshambo-2-the-resurrection/125200/139 "2002-09-20T15:22:47Z")
Counters with a crack pipe and Jerry the Tech God.
Attacks with an ugly stick.
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### Author:  [@Burnt\_Toast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Burnt_Toast)
#### Post date: [September 21, 2002, 10:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-battle-of-wits-rock-paper-scissors-roshambo-2-the-resurrection/125200/140 "2002-09-21T10:09:24Z")
Counters with a full body paper bag
Attacks with two glass eyes
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