# A BBQ'd man for the BBQ Pit **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 16, 2004, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-bbqd-man-for-the-bbq-pit/280204 "2004-12-16T20:36:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![PaulFitzroy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/2acd7d/32.png) [@PaulFitzroy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PaulFitzroy)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2004, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-bbqd-man-for-the-bbq-pit/280204/1 "2004-12-16T20:36:58Z")
[Mexican man cooks, eats lover](http://cnn.netscape.cnn.com/news/story.jsp?&idq=/ff/story/0002/20041215/1759718531.htm) All I have to say about this is, I guess the man looked good enough to eat. Another reason why you should never yell “eat me” during an argument with a cannibal. ---
**Author:** ![GaWd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f08c70/32.png) [@GaWd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GaWd)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2004, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-bbqd-man-for-the-bbq-pit/280204/2 "2004-12-16T20:38:16Z")
I read this earlier. I’m truly speechless. Was the dude even refrigerated? How unhygienic! :eek: : D&R : 😃 Sam ---
**Author:** ![5que](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/3bc359/32.png) [@5que](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5que)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2004, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-bbqd-man-for-the-bbq-pit/280204/3 "2004-12-16T20:41:59Z")
Was the victim a clown? 'Cause, you know, we could ask Gumaro de Dios if he tasted funny. ---
**Author:** ![Chastain86](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Chastain86](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chastain86)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2004, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-bbqd-man-for-the-bbq-pit/280204/4 "2004-12-16T20:44:10Z")
How long before the thread about the guy that \*\*asked \*\* to be cannibalized is posted here? _/clicks Search, probably not fast enough_ ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2004, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-bbqd-man-for-the-bbq-pit/280204/5 "2004-12-16T20:45:17Z")
“Take another little piece of my heart now, baby…” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2004, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-bbqd-man-for-the-bbq-pit/280204/6 "2004-12-16T20:50:09Z")
“Police arrested Arias, 25, on Tuesday after a tip off.” Of what . . . a finger? ---
**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2004, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-bbqd-man-for-the-bbq-pit/280204/7 "2004-12-16T20:55:31Z")
> [@Chastain86](#): > > How long before the thread about the guy that \*\*asked \*\* to be cannibalized is posted here? > _/clicks Search, probably not fast enough_ What’s scary was the eatee was a former acquaintance of a poster… whose name escapes me. Damn. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2004, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-bbqd-man-for-the-bbq-pit/280204/8 "2004-12-16T20:58:18Z")
> [@lieu](#): > > “Police arrested Arias, 25, on Tuesday after a tip off.” > > Of what . . . a finger? What did the leper say to the prostitute? “You can keep the tip.” Ha! I slay me! ---
**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2004, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-bbqd-man-for-the-bbq-pit/280204/9 "2004-12-16T20:58:40Z")
> **[An old colleague of mine was voluntarily cannibalized and killed. TM friggin' I.](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=174724)** > > I actually heard about this in January, but it was the day of my father’s funeral and I had other things on my mind, as you can imagine. But I heard some more details today, which reminded me. In the early to mid 90’s this guy would come to Florida... Urethra! Revtim was the poster. (May I never have to type “cannibal sex” as a search parameter ever again!) ---
**Author:** ![Excalibre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/898d66/32.png) [@Excalibre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Excalibre)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2004, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-bbqd-man-for-the-bbq-pit/280204/10 "2004-12-17T19:06:04Z")
> [@](#): > > The corpse, which had its back ripped open and its innards pulled out, was missing various parts, like a thigh, he said. I’m not sure why, but I find this sentence really funny. Tragic and all, but this sentence is really funny. ---
**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2004, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-bbqd-man-for-the-bbq-pit/280204/11 "2004-12-17T19:08:31Z")
> [@Excalibre](#): > > I’m not sure why, but I find this sentence really funny. Tragic and all, but this sentence is really funny. I agree. It’s the specific mention of “like a thigh” that just strikes me as amusing - in the way it’s written, that is.