# A BIG HELLO AND WHAT THE F? WHOOOO! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 16, 2001, 8:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-big-hello-and-what-the-f-whoooo/69026 "2001-06-16T08:56:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Byzantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2001, 8:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-big-hello-and-what-the-f-whoooo/69026/1 "2001-06-16T08:56:28Z")
Um, Howdy, anyone here remember me? I guess not… just wanted to say how do and all… Been a long time… long time come back… MOBY and all…I’m gonna find my baby … WHOOOOO! Maybe I should check the Southside… LOL! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2001, 9:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-big-hello-and-what-the-f-whoooo/69026/2 "2001-06-16T09:15:42Z")
Don’t think you know me, but I remember you. 🙂 Hello right back to you! How have you been? ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2001, 9:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-big-hello-and-what-the-f-whoooo/69026/3 "2001-06-16T09:28:20Z")
Byz, you have been gone too long. Here… saved you a seat. ---
**Author:** ![Byzantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2001, 9:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-big-hello-and-what-the-f-whoooo/69026/4 "2001-06-16T09:58:40Z")
I DO remember AudreyK— how could I forget you, you nawty, little hunk of femininity? You think I could forget YOU? What am I? INSANE?! You are a wonderful, nubbly bit of candy that Bow Wow only dreamed of! Candy wrapped in a sweater only because they never thought of you! And SPOOFE? I forgot the very essence of sex? Like, yeah, I went away but that hard core scent of sex was so instilled in my nostrils that I could never let go… Sick as it seems my dog cuddles up close and I long for you… you wolf you! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2001, 10:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-big-hello-and-what-the-f-whoooo/69026/5 "2001-06-16T10:30:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Byzantine \* > **I DO remember AudreyK— how could I forget you, you nawty, little hunk of femininity? You think I could forget YOU? What am I? INSANE?! You are a wonderful, nubbly bit of candy that Bow Wow only dreamed of! Candy wrapped in a sweater only because they never thought of you!** :😊: I’m gonna get a _reputation_ if you keep sayin’ stuff like that… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2001, 10:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-big-hello-and-what-the-f-whoooo/69026/6 "2001-06-16T10:47:32Z")
How could we ever forget you Byz? I was asking our Canadian friend about you just the other day. We thought you’d dropped off the earth. Geesh, now maybe we can get some things back to normal girlfriend. ---
**Author:** ![poohpah\_chalupa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/91b2a8/32.png) [@poohpah\_chalupa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/poohpah_chalupa)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2001, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-big-hello-and-what-the-f-whoooo/69026/7 "2001-06-16T13:13:29Z")
**Byz!!** …goodness me, of _course_ I remember you!! The inspiration of my original sig (or is that original _sin_??) How the hell are you? You disappeared, we never heard from you, you never called, never wrote…how’re things with the neighbors? Hope this means we’ll be seeing a lot more of you! _smooooch!_ btw… > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Byzantine \* > **I DO remember AudreyK— how could I forget you, you nawty, little hunk of femininity? You think I could forget YOU? What am I? INSANE?! You are a wonderful, nubbly bit of candy that Bow Wow only dreamed of! Candy wrapped in a sweater only because they never thought of you!** …this is as _awesome_ of description of lil’ AudreyKakes as I’ve ever seen…I think you’ve nailed it, my dear! ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2001, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-big-hello-and-what-the-f-whoooo/69026/8 "2001-06-16T13:45:11Z")
Byz? _BYZ???_ Well tickle me pink and griddle me brown! It is SO good to see you! You’re gonna stay, right? Oh please, tell me you’re gonna stay! :D:D:D ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2001, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-big-hello-and-what-the-f-whoooo/69026/9 "2001-06-16T14:00:54Z")
Who??? Nope don’t remember you at all…well just a little bit. So Byz how YOU doing??? Keith ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2001, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-big-hello-and-what-the-f-whoooo/69026/10 "2001-06-16T14:11:22Z")
Byzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!! TWPM!!! Man I’ve missed you woman! ---
**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2001, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-big-hello-and-what-the-f-whoooo/69026/11 "2001-06-16T14:40:32Z")
Hey Byz! We’re all still here, at least for now. ---
**Author:** ![Tansu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/67e7ee/32.png) [@Tansu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tansu)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2001, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-big-hello-and-what-the-f-whoooo/69026/12 "2001-06-16T16:25:05Z")
Oh my sweet Pete, it’s Byzantine! I’m glad to see your legendary self back on the board (even though I’d bet a pound to a pinch of shit that you don’t remember me in the slightest). ---
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2001, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-big-hello-and-what-the-f-whoooo/69026/13 "2001-06-16T17:20:14Z")
I remember you, though you don’t know me, most likely. I always got a giggle out of your sig! Welcome back! ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2001, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-big-hello-and-what-the-f-whoooo/69026/14 "2001-06-16T17:50:38Z")
Anyone else not able to make sense of that OP and wonder what Byz’s been doing since she was last here? 😃 D&R ---
**Author:** ![casdave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c6cbf5/32.png) [@casdave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/casdave)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2001, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-big-hello-and-what-the-f-whoooo/69026/15 "2001-06-16T18:04:23Z")
Wooohooooo, Now the Pit will BE a pit once more, step forward all you losers Big Bad Byz is gonna get ya!!! ---
**Author:** ![Anti\_Pro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Anti\_Pro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anti_Pro)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2001, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-big-hello-and-what-the-f-whoooo/69026/16 "2001-06-16T18:12:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Byzantine \* > \*\*Um, Howdy, anyone here remember me? \*\* You’re kidding, right??? Who could ever forget the many famous [and INFAMOUS] strip shows you’ve done online??? While juggling tequila shots, AND fending off wild leopards??? ‘Wha’ happened to you? One of the leopards take a gnaw on you??? ANYWHO, welcome back, oh great and powerful Byz! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![pepperlandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@pepperlandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pepperlandgirl)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2001, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-big-hello-and-what-the-f-whoooo/69026/17 "2001-06-16T19:13:33Z")
Byz! I’ve missed you big much! This big _holds arms out wide!_ Please don’t leave us again. ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2001, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-big-hello-and-what-the-f-whoooo/69026/18 "2001-06-16T20:02:44Z")
Byz! Love ya girl! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![tiggeril](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggeril/32/7234_2.png) [@tiggeril](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiggeril)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2001, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-big-hello-and-what-the-f-whoooo/69026/19 "2001-06-16T20:20:59Z")
(_)(_) 😃 (Hey, someone had to, right?) ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2001, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-big-hello-and-what-the-f-whoooo/69026/20 "2001-06-16T21:38:52Z")
_ **BYZ!!!** _ Do I remember you? Like I could forget! Where have you been? What have you been doing? Please tell me you’re not going back there or doing that ever again! Please tell me you’re staying here! Don’t leave! We love you! Um…yeah, anyway…welcome back! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-big-hello-and-what-the-f-whoooo/69026.md?page=2)