This cracked me up! I actually laughed out loud.
Enjoy your more civilzed forums, where you can start a thread criticizing someone for an imaginary offense and not have anyone be mean to you.
:rolleyes:
Now, I did complety reject the premise of your OP, and then I completely dismissed your (non)rebuttal. Hell, I never even got around to calling you naughty words (mostly because that would’ve been like sandblasting a soupcracker), and that’s mean?
Hoo-boy, have you lived a sheltered life!
As a half German, a German lover and a lover of German porn, I am forced to inform Scylla that it’s:
Scheisse Videos
and that I’m offended that he would imply that these are some how WRONG or outside the norm. You wanna talk about nationalities that get no slack? TELL SOMEONE YOUR FAMILY’S ORIGINAL NAME WAS HISTLER.
j
“Psst. Hey buddy. Do you have any naked pictures of your wife?”
“No, of course not!”
“Do you want to buy some?”
Oh, C’mon! There has to be a good set of UK gangs or something around. Sure, y’all missed out on the publicity and all, but I’m morally certain that some enterprising soul over there realized that cooperation works better than competition… 
How come you damn limey football thugs gotta muscle in on everyone else’s stereotypes, huh? Man, that gets a bug up my ass! [sub]although I did learn, from quoting you, how to make little bitty text appear in my message – sweet![/sub]
Daniel
Ah, be patient young grasshopper… Hell I had to wait about 3200 posts befre I lost my cherry (2700 or so, plus 500 or so lost in the Winter of Our Lost Content), so you’ve a bit of time to polish your weapons and practice your arguements. May your pitting be worthy of your tallents… 
I’m Irish, Italian and German. So I guess the only reason I haven’t tried to use my organized crime connections to conquer the world is that I drink too much.
Oh, and beeblebrox? Haven’t you ever heard of the Piranha Brothers?
But, on the bright side, you can play up the “cheerful cockney pickpocket” angle.
Tell me about it.
I’ve got something like 1 1/2 times Tranq’s post count, and outside of 1 (one) joke Pit thread, 1 (one) very polite “Could you explain what you meant in this other thread” thread and 1 (one) psychotic “Fenris controls the mods, the admins, Cecil and my underpants!” thread (so seriously incoherent that it was deleted for sheer stupidity), I’ve never had a real Pit Thread.
Hey! Superelastic Bubble Plastic: I’m Italian American! Tell ya what: if you tell me your ethnicity, I’ll insult it if you’ll start a Pit-Thread about me! Please!?
Fenris, always a flamer[sup]*****[/sup], never the flamed.
[sup][/sup]Not in that sense[sup]*[/sup]
[sup][/sup]Not that there’s anything wrong with that[sup]*[/sup]
[sup]*******[/sup]Footnoting is Fun! :D[sup]********[/sup]
[sup]********[/sup]In fact, let’s do ALL our posts as footnotes from now on!
You’re forgetting a very important fact.
Jack the Ripper has never been identified.
Just mention that fact in conversation. A few drinks later mention some strange notes Great Grampa left in his diary.
And there’s always Sweeney Todd.
who served a dark and a vengeful God.
If nothing else, Englishmen invented the modern Vampire story… That should be plenty scary enough.
I don’t know. I once told a young impressionable co-op a few things about my godfather who’s with the British Rifle Team, and he somehow wound up with the idea that I’m connected to the British mafia. 
[innocent look] Gee, and as far as I know, I’m not even related to Jane Austen.
CJ
No, no, dear chap. I’m not sending you to sleep with the fishes. I’m sending you to sleep with the sheep.
Upon reflection, I may have been too abrupt. I’m tendering an appology to Hyperelastic in this thread.
“The hooligans are loose! The hooligans are loose!”
“What if they become ruffians?”
– Bill Hicks
[sup]The men wear skirts[/sup]
I’d just like to say, as a half-mick and on behalf of half/full micks around the world, that just because one stupid Irish-American thinks that Irish jokes are funny, it doesn’t make it right.
But I guess it’s okay for the Irish to be portrayed in movies as drunken priests or drunken, corrupt cops, or having a connection with the IRA, right?
Except when they are made against the Irish apparently.
Tranquilis is a kilted squid.
::sniff::
It’s true, oh, it’s so true. I am found out.
