A book to hide stuff in.

“Gone with the Wind Part 2” - Reconstruction to the Present Day

Mmm. Whoopi Goldberg.

The Wit and Wisdom of Kellyanne Conway

See the comment above about too thin a book.

How about bound volumes of The Watchtower?

That is so cool of your Dad. I always inspect old books wherever I go. Flea markets and junk stores, garage sales. I have yet to find much more than weird book marks or pictures, but I keep looking.

Dumbest purchase in recorded history:

As a pre-teen, I bought a bookshelf safe (one of those thingies you [used to] find on the back of comic books). It was a plastic box with book spine and covers; the back cover and spine were glued on–the back cover was the wall of the safe. The front cover hid a plastic door with a combination lock, which I immediately forgot. It had all the rigidity of a Kleenex box. “Secure” is not a word you should use in describing this doohickey.

Next: Full size Frankenstein (monster) “statue.”

You were right, warden, salvation lay within.

!959 Funk and Wagnalls Encyclopedia, L-M.

Anything by Clive flipping Cussler

Is there any reason for anyone to ever pick up “Raise the Titanic” again?

Wait, that’s not random!