# A bottle of wine BUT not for drinking!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-bottle-of-wine-but-not-for-drinking/345079>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [February 18, 2006, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-bottle-of-wine-but-not-for-drinking/345079 "2006-02-18T12:10:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
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**Author:** ![Excalibre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/898d66/32.png) [@Excalibre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Excalibre)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-bottle-of-wine-but-not-for-drinking/345079/61 "2006-03-03T07:15:36Z")

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> [@Stranger On A Train](#):
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> I’ll also take this opportunity to get up on my hobbyhorse and rail again against screwtops on good wine. It may be more convenient, but damnit, I like the ceremony of removing the cork. Kids these days…

Peeling off the foil . . . sticking in the corkscrew . . . pulling it out . . . inhaling that unmistakeable aroma . . . realizing it’s corked . . . cursing . . .

Giving up on wine and drinking Listerine instead . . .

It’s WAY more than just convenience. We’ve used up the good cork; it’s more and more common to have wine ruined by a bad cork.

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**Author:** ![calm\_kiwi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc348/32.png) [@calm\_kiwi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/calm_kiwi)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2006, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-bottle-of-wine-but-not-for-drinking/345079/62 "2006-03-03T14:59:26Z")

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> [@Excalibre](#):
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> Peeling off the foil . . . sticking in the corkscrew . . . pulling it out . . . inhaling that unmistakeable aroma . . . realizing it’s corked . . . cursing . . .
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> Giving up on wine and drinking Listerine instead . . .
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> It’s WAY more than just convenience. We’ve used up the good cork; it’s more and more common to have wine ruined by a bad cork.

Another bonus of screw top wine is not having to take a cork screw to a picnic. 🙂

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