# A Buffy / Angel game... for fans.. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [October 23, 2004, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820 "2004-10-23T23:18:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![cryptic\_j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/898d66/32.png) [@cryptic\_j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cryptic_j)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2004, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/1 "2004-10-23T23:18:18Z")
On another thread - where I was offering up one of my babies to be slaughtered ( not literaly - - I asked for opinion on a song ) - - someone picked up on a sample I used in one of my tracks… a piece of dialogue from Buffy The Vampire Slayer… it gave me and idea to start a game… the idea is name the episode the quote came from who said it - - and who to… if you get all three correct you then get to post another quote… or if it’s more fun, people can post a quote and see who can answer it… here is the starter **"Drop the cryptic. You’re scaring me."** as a side note - - go to [www.musicv2.com/artist/organized](http://www.musicv2.com/artist/organized) and listen to the track Good Feel - - the sample comes between the first and second verse - - WARNING! bad language exists! ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2004, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/2 "2004-10-24T07:01:08Z")
Buffy to Angel in “The Prom”. Okay, here’s an easy one (but it’s a hilarious scene, so I’m throwing it in): \*\* I know I’m not the kind of girl vamps like to sink their teeth into. It’s all ways, “ooo, you’re like a sister to me,” or “oh, we’re such good friends.”\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2004, 8:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/3 "2004-10-24T08:02:09Z")
Willow to Spike in I want to say “Something Blue”? ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2004, 8:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/4 "2004-10-24T08:58:05Z")
> [@Otto](#): > > Willow to Spike in I want to say “Something Blue”? Correct except for the episode; you were just two off: “The Initiative”. ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2004, 9:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/5 "2004-10-24T09:06:41Z")
Hey, **cryptic\_j** , can **Otto** post since he got 2/3rds correct? If not, here’s my next offering: “I’m no stranger to conspiracy. I saw JFK. I’m a truth seeker. I’ve got a missing gun and two confused kids on my hands. Pieces of the puzzle. And I’m gonna look at all the pieces carefully and rationally, and I’m gonna keep looking until I know exactly how this is all your fault.” ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2004, 10:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/6 "2004-10-24T10:08:55Z")
> [@SkipMagic](#): > > Correct except for the episode; you were just two off: “The Initiative”. Dammit. I knew it was one or the other, but I was far too lazy to search for a transcript or check the DVD. And now I pay the price. ---
**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2004, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/7 "2004-10-24T11:44:57Z")
> [@](#): > > “I’m no stranger to conspiracy. I saw JFK. I’m a truth seeker. I’ve got a missing gun and two confused kids on my hands. Pieces of the puzzle. And I’m gonna look at all the pieces carefully and rationally, and I’m gonna keep looking until I know exactly how this is all your fault.” That’s Principal Snyder to Buffy in…I’m going with _I Only Have Eyes For You_, becuase of the missing gun part. Since I hope that’s right, here’s another quote. **Also, you can tell it’s not gonna have a happy ending when the main guy’s all bumpy.** ---
**Author:** ![cryptic\_j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/898d66/32.png) [@cryptic\_j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cryptic_j)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2004, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/8 "2004-10-24T12:13:00Z")
looks like its all moving along nicely… and you’d think I’d know more of these since I “invented” the game ( I’m sure someone else has done this kind of thing before ) - - looks like I’m going to have to start scanning through episodes again… > [@Lsura](#): > > Also, you can tell it’s not gonna have a happy ending when the main guy’s all bumpy. I want to say - it’s something to do with Season 6 - - and the episode “All The Way” - - possibly even Dawn says it! I’m useless - - but maybe I’ve helped jog someone elses memory… don’t accept this as a guess - - but let me know if I’m warm ---
**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2004, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/9 "2004-10-24T12:20:05Z")
> [@cryptic\_j](#): > > but let me know if I’m warm Nope, cold. ---
**Author:** ![cryptic\_j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/898d66/32.png) [@cryptic\_j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cryptic_j)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2004, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/10 "2004-10-24T12:24:26Z")
D’oh! :smack: my mind just freezed over – - - I’m off to watch 146 hours of Buffy - - I’ll be back… ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2004, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/11 "2004-10-24T12:50:24Z")
> [@Lsura](#): > > **Also, you can tell it’s not gonna have a happy ending when the main guy’s all bumpy.** Tricky one! Tara to Willow in Season 5’s _Crush_. (And she’s not even talking about vamps - she’s talking about Quasimodo and Esmerelda!) OK, pretty easy one, but always one of my faves: **Occasionally, I’m callous and strange.** ---
**Author:** ![Tenebras](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/977dab/32.png) [@Tenebras](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tenebras)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2004, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/12 "2004-10-24T15:25:56Z")
Ooh! Ooh! I´know this one… It´s Willow to Buffy and Giles in the Zeppo. I brought mashmallows… Tee hee! Ok, here´s mine: > [@](#): > > Tact is just not saying true stuff. I´ll pass. ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2004, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/13 "2004-10-24T15:35:16Z")
> [@](#): > > Tact is just not saying true stuff. I´ll pass. Cordelia to Giles in “Killed by Death.” OK: You know, I just woke up, and I looked in the mirror, and I thought, hey, what’s with all the sin? I need to change. I’m… I’m dirty. I’m, I’m bad with the, the sex and the envy and that, that loud music us kids listen to nowadays. Oh, I just suck at undercover. ---
**Author:** ![Tenebras](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/977dab/32.png) [@Tenebras](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tenebras)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2004, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/14 "2004-10-24T15:44:54Z")
Um… I´m not sure, but I think it´s Buffy from Anne to some random guy? Either that or Faith in This Year´s Girl. Am I allowed two guesses? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Tenebras](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/977dab/32.png) [@Tenebras](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tenebras)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2004, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/15 "2004-10-24T15:51:32Z")
Ok, I checked while searching for my next quote. This is all for me, as I´ve got to leave the internet café… I´m not sure whether this is easy or hard, but it´s just a great line from a great episode so I´m going to go with it… > [@](#): > > Liar. ---
**Author:** ![erislover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/71e660/32.png) [@erislover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/erislover)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2004, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/16 "2004-10-24T16:01:30Z")
The “liar” should only be Buffy to Giles in “Lie to me”. ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2004, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/17 "2004-10-24T16:14:24Z")
Or from Buffy to Giles in “Helpless.” ---
**Author:** ![erislover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/71e660/32.png) [@erislover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/erislover)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2004, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/18 "2004-10-24T16:16:17Z")
Here’s possibly one of my favorite moments: > [@](#): > > Stealthy. The following line might help, if no one gets this. ---
**Author:** ![erislover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/71e660/32.png) [@erislover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/erislover)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2004, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/19 "2004-10-24T16:19:24Z")
Oooh, forgot about that one, **Bricker**. ---
**Author:** ![kung\_fu\_lola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f4b2a3/32.png) [@kung\_fu\_lola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kung_fu_lola)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2004, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/20 "2004-10-24T16:26:56Z")
It’s Buffy to Angel, in _Graduation Day, Part One_, when she is investigating the Perforated Professor and he stumbles into the doorjamb in his eagerness to help her. Mine: **"Freud would have said the exact same thing. Except he might not have done that little dance**." [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820.md?page=2)