# A Buffy / Angel game... for fans.. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [October 23, 2004, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820 "2004-10-23T23:18:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2004, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/181 "2004-11-02T01:22:31Z")
Since we seem to be without a quote to work with… 😃 “Yesterday, my life’s like, 'Uh-oh, pop quiz!” Today it’s, “rain of toads.” ---
**Author:** ![Greg\_Charles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/839c29/32.png) [@Greg\_Charles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greg_Charles)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2004, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/182 "2004-11-02T01:47:20Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > Since we seem to be without a quote to work with… 😃 > “Yesterday, my life’s like, 'Uh-oh, pop quiz!” Today it’s, “rain of toads.” Harvest, Part 2. Xander is speaking to Willow as they both first come to terms with being Scoobies. I can’t think of a verbatim quote right now, so let me turn it around a bit. In which episode did Giles and Spike make a reference to “Henry V”, and what did they say? ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2004, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/183 "2004-11-02T01:59:45Z")
_The Gift_, Season 5 Giles: “Not exactly the St. Crispin’s Day speech, was it?” Spike: “We few, we happy few, we band of buggered…” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2004, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/184 "2004-11-02T02:10:44Z")
And we’re still without a quote. **Whoa. Oooh. Thanks, that was a help. Unfortunately it was the last thing you’ll ever do.** ---
**Author:** ![cryptic\_j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/898d66/32.png) [@cryptic\_j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cryptic_j)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2004, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/185 "2004-11-02T20:51:24Z")
> [@](#): > > Whoa. Oooh. Thanks, that was a help. Unfortunately it was the last thing you’ll ever do. On a guess- - - Buffy to the vampire (name escapes me) in “Conversations With Dead People” - right before she stakes him? if that goes I’ll put out… **Oh, as usual, dear** ---
**Author:** ![Greg\_Charles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/839c29/32.png) [@Greg\_Charles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greg_Charles)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2004, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/186 "2004-11-03T14:42:20Z")
> [@cryptic\_j](#): > > On a guess- - - > > Buffy to the vampire (name escapes me) in “Conversations With Dead People” - right before she stakes him? > if that goes I’ll put out… > > **Oh, as usual, dear** OK, the problem is I don’t know most of the episode titles. I know it’s said by Giles, in Season 4, when he discovers he actually owns the amulet or whatever doodad that the apocalypse demons need to end the world (again?), and he just forgot about it. The demons show up several moments later to womp him and take the amulet. I want this game to go forever, so I’m staying with easy ones: **I’m Buffy, the vampire slayer. And you are …?** ---
**Author:** ![gonzoron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a6a055/32.png) [@gonzoron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzoron)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2004, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/187 "2004-11-03T17:22:08Z")
> [@cryptic\_j](#): > > On a guess- - - > > Buffy to the vampire (name escapes me) in “Conversations With Dead People” - right before she stakes him? Ooh, just saw this one last night! It was an unnamed vampire to Buffy after she helped him out his grave to teach Dawn how to fight in “Lessons” > [@](#): > > I’m Buffy, the vampire slayer. And you are …?" Is it Buffy to Kendra, when they first met? In… er… “what’s my line part 1?” how about: “I guess I’m starting to understand why there’s no ancient prophecy about a Chosen One . . and her friends.” ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2004, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/188 "2004-11-03T20:23:49Z")
“I guess I’m starting to understand why there’s no ancient prophecy about a Chosen One . . and her friends.” Buffy to the other Scoobies, in _The Yoko Factor_. “Now, it’s been a long time since I’ve opened a vein, but I’ll do it you pull any more of this Van Helsing Jr. crap with me.” ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2004, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/189 "2004-11-03T21:41:23Z")
> [@gonzoron](#): > > **I’m Buffy, the vampire slayer. And you are …?** > Is it Buffy to Kendra, when they first met? In… er… “what’s my line part 1?” No, I know this one. It’s from “Anne,” where Buffy perks up with this response to a nameless Hell demon after said demon has reduced her fellow captives to replying “I’m no one,” when asked who they are. Greatest moment of the episode. **Actual size.** ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2004, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/190 "2004-11-03T22:17:19Z")
“Actual size.” Giles to the gang, translating the caption under the fear demon’s picture in “Fear Itself.” And a slight nitpick from a previous submission, “Hey I’m not wearing underwear,” IIRC, was not audible in the ep itself but is on the soundtrack CD. I am certainly willing to stand corrected. I re-assert my previous unanswered quote. ---
**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2004, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/191 "2004-11-03T23:22:41Z")
> [@](#): > > “Now, it’s been a long time since I’ve opened a vein, but I’ll do it you pull any more of this Van Helsing Jr. crap with me.” Angel to Denver in _Are you now or have you ever been_ _Yeah, well, it’s a fairly dull tale. It needs a little sex, is my feeling. So sure enough: enter the girl._ ---
**Author:** ![Ezekiel25\_17](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4af34b/32.png) [@Ezekiel25\_17](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ezekiel25_17)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2004, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/192 "2004-11-04T00:13:49Z")
> [@Lsura](#): > > _Yeah, well, it’s a fairly dull tale. It needs a little sex, is my feeling. So sure enough: enter the girl._ Doyle to Angel in the 1st episode of Angel Also, Once More With Feeling was on the other day and I distinctly heard the “underwear” line. But only because I was listening closely, as its very soft. "Well, first I thought I’d stop everything and tell you my plan. Or better yet, why don’t I just show you? Ah, smell that fear. Makes the blood sweeter. You know who taught me that? " ---
**Author:** ![DWMarch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dwmarch/32/1010_2.png) [@DWMarch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DWMarch)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2004, 9:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/193 "2004-11-04T09:52:54Z")
^Love that episode. That would be Penn, Angel’s vicious protege menacing Kate in “Somnambulist.” Easy one: “Step away from the glass.” ---
**Author:** ![cryptic\_j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/898d66/32.png) [@cryptic\_j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cryptic_j)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2004, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/194 "2004-11-04T13:30:28Z")
[QUOTE=Otto] And a slight nitpick from a previous submission, “Hey I’m not wearing underwear,” IIRC, was not audible in the ep itself but is on the soundtrack CD. I am certainly willing to stand corrected. [QUOTE] Stand - - slightly – corrected it is barely audible… I picked it up from the original episode – I had a mini-disc of the audio which I played quite a lot ( OK, so I’m sad… ) - months before the CD came out… my sister spotted it - - and then I could hear it quite clearly… I have no answer to the latest quote though ---
**Author:** ![cryptic\_j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/898d66/32.png) [@cryptic\_j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cryptic_j)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2004, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/195 "2004-11-04T13:31:34Z")
Worst coding EVER! :smack: ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2004, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/196 "2004-11-04T14:29:59Z")
> [@cryptic\_j](#): > > Worst coding EVER! > > :smack: Not to mention dash abuse! 😛 The first time we watched OMWF, my then-10 year old started cracking up for no apparent reason. We had to rewind it 3 or 4 times to hear what he had heard the first time - the underwear line. Each time, he devolved into progressively more hysterical laughter, while refusing to tell us what it was that he heard. Oh, yeah. “His penis got diseases from a Shumash tribe” went over real well, too! ---
**Author:** ![petelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/71c47a/32.png) [@petelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/petelin)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2004, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/197 "2004-11-04T16:05:07Z")
_“Step away from the glass”_ Wow, I know one! It’s Faith to Wes in ‘the one in Season 4 Angel where Wes breaks Faith out of prison…or vice-versa’…Salvage perhaps? She tells him to step away, because she’s moments away from shattering it with her feet. Cool. Now it’s my turn? How about: * * * “Let’s fight that evil! Let’s kill something! Oh COME ON!”\*\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Cliffy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/59ef9b/32.png) [@Cliffy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cliffy)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2004, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/198 "2004-11-04T16:23:33Z")
Spike, in S4, shortly after he’s realized he can hurt demons, to Xander and Willow who are watching TV. (I think the title of the ep is **Doomed**.) This might be really easy: > [@](#): > > Oh, you poor bastards. –Cliffy ---
**Author:** ![Ezekiel25\_17](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4af34b/32.png) [@Ezekiel25\_17](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ezekiel25_17)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2004, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/199 "2004-11-04T22:59:42Z")
Willow to the world in Grave “Back in the day I’d always get box seats. Or I’d just eat the people who had 'em.” ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2004, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/200 "2004-11-05T01:58:54Z")
> [@Ezekiel25:17](#): > > “Back in the day I’d always get box seats. Or I’d just eat the people who had 'em.” Angel to the gang in _Waiting in the Wings_, featuring perhaps the boniest cleavage ever (Charisma, honey, please have a sandwich). “I’m probably the only girl in school who has the coroner’s office bookmarked as a favorite place.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820.md?page=9) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820.md?page=11)