# A Buffy / Angel game... for fans.. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [October 23, 2004, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820 "2004-10-23T23:18:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![cryptic\_j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/898d66/32.png) [@cryptic\_j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cryptic_j)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2004, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/201 "2004-11-05T12:49:28Z")
> [@](#): > > “I’m probably the only girl in school who has the coroner’s office bookmarked as a favorite place.” Willow, in… something season 2… “Reptile Boy” thats my guess > [@WhyNot](#): > > Not to mention dash abuse! what are you saying — I love dashes, they come round my house and we play games – - - - - they sleep in my bed but I sleep on the floor - - - it’s the ; that really get me going ;;;;;; now for my quote… **dont be such a wanker and put it on** ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2004, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/202 "2004-11-05T13:10:34Z")
Yes, well I always suspected you were quite dashing, **cryptic\_j**! 😛 **dont be such a wanker and put it on** “Stop being such a wanker and put it on” is Wesley convincing Angel to wear a helmet in _First Impressions_, Angel Season 2. \*\* Okay. Look, if you’re gonna be popping up with this Cryptic Wise Man act on a regular basis, can you at least tell me your name? \*\* [/flirting] ---
**Author:** ![N.Sane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f19dbf/32.png) [@N.Sane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/N.Sane)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2004, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/203 "2004-11-05T13:50:57Z")
Buffy to Angel, Season 1, I’m not sure which episode though. So I won’t leave a new quotation. ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2004, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/204 "2004-11-05T17:03:47Z")
> [@cryptic\_j](#): > > Willow, in… something season 2… “Reptile Boy” The speaker is correct. The episode is not and you didn’t identify to whom she was speaking. ---
**Author:** ![cryptic\_j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/898d66/32.png) [@cryptic\_j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cryptic_j)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2004, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/205 "2004-11-05T18:56:33Z")
> [@Otto](#): > > The speaker is correct. The episode is not and you didn’t identify to whom she was speaking. Oh Rasberries to penguins… OK… if not “Reptile Boy” - then how’bout “Go Fish” to Buffy (or Giles) > [@WhyNot](#): > > Okay. Look, if you’re gonna be popping up with this Cryptic Wise Man act on a regular basis, can you at least tell me your name? A very well picked quote… I’m going to guess… Buffy to Angel in the episode THE HARVEST! ok… **bored now** I want both episodes… (possibly three…??? - - - maybe…,;;;’’’:::!) ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2004, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/206 "2004-11-05T19:08:15Z")
**bored now** No fair, no fair, no fair!!! I was saving that one for when the thread died… ☹ _sigh and pout_ OK, Evil Willow in _The Wish_, Evil Willow in _Dopplegangland_, both sorta to Evil Xander, but mostly to herself. Evil Willow again in _Dopplegangland_, to Percy, and Regular-albeit-turned-black-haired-and-vengeful Willow to Warren in _Villians_. **Well, now you ruined the ending.** ---
**Author:** ![cryptic\_j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/898d66/32.png) [@cryptic\_j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cryptic_j)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2004, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/207 "2004-11-05T19:35:38Z")
> [@WhyNot](#): > > I was saving that one for when the thread died… ☹ > _sigh and pout_ HA HA!!! that’s OK… we still have **mumble grumble** that I posted a few pages ago and nobody got it - - I can’t actually remember what episode it was either… you do have a good nack for posting relevant quotes though… and I have no idea where that one is from… ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2004, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/208 "2004-11-05T20:16:56Z")
> [@cryptic\_j](#): > > OK… if not “Reptile Boy” - then how’bout “Go Fish” Alas, I must call strike two. ---
**Author:** ![cryptic\_j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/898d66/32.png) [@cryptic\_j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cryptic_j)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2004, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/209 "2004-11-05T20:30:37Z")
> [@Otto](#): > > Alas, I must call strike two. Ok… umm… Willow to Giles in Phases ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2004, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/210 "2004-11-05T23:00:09Z")
> [@cryptic\_j](#): > > Ok… umm… > > Willow to Giles in Phases Oh, a swing and a miss! It’s Willow to Buffy and Xander, in _Some Assembly Required_. So do I post another one since I stumped the band? > [@](#): > > It says rats. And I want at least three episodes. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2004, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/211 "2004-11-06T01:07:47Z")
Back to _Angel_ quotes, are we, Otto? 😃 Well, Doyle said it to Cordy in _Hero_. Then the clip of video Cordy watches in _You’re Welcome_. (sneaky bastard!) And I shall leave the third one to someone else…mainly because I can’t think of it! ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2004, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/212 "2004-11-06T14:13:16Z")
We’ve still got **Well, now you ruined the ending.** Need a hint?: Miss Kitty Fantastico’s story I think you made up **Mumble Grumble** , and I henceforth banish it to the Alien 3 and Highlander 2 portion of my universe: never happened. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2004, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/213 "2004-11-06T19:01:35Z")
Tara to Willow in _Family_. ---
**Author:** ![Greg\_Charles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/839c29/32.png) [@Greg\_Charles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greg_Charles)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2004, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/214 "2004-11-07T04:40:22Z")
So, I’m not clear … what quote are we working on now? Just in case, I’ll throw out: **"Karma!" (disguised as a cough)** ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2004, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/215 "2004-11-07T04:59:19Z")
> [@Greg Charles](#): > > So, I’m not clear … what quote are we working on now? Just in case, I’ll throw out: > > **"Karma!" (disguised as a cough)** Xander, answering Cordelia’s question about why these sorts of things happen to her (having her skirt get caught on a dismembered arm), in “Some Assembly Required.” **Baseman. Please, tell me we’re talking baseball.** ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2004, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/216 "2004-11-07T05:07:02Z")
Xander, I believe in the season 2 episode with the kid in a coma whose dreams were becoming real. In case I’m right… ‘A stevadore?!’ ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2004, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/217 "2004-11-07T05:23:20Z")
> [@Tengu](#): > > Xander, I believe in the season 2 episode with the kid in a coma whose dreams were becoming real. > > In case I’m right… > > ‘A stevadore?!’ Nope, and you didn’t identify the person being spoken to in any event. And we did the stevedore quote in this thread already… ---
**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2004, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/218 "2004-11-07T12:02:58Z")
> [@](#): > > **Baseman. Please, tell me we’re talking baseball.** Xander to Willow, in _Bewitched, Bothered & Bewildered_ _Variety is the spice of bad._ ---
**Author:** ![Ezekiel25\_17](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4af34b/32.png) [@Ezekiel25\_17](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ezekiel25_17)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2004, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/219 "2004-11-07T14:26:29Z")
> [@Lsura](#): > > _Variety is the spice of bad._ Buffy to Phil in Double Meat Palace “Of the two of people here, which is the boss of me?” ---
**Author:** ![zamboniracer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e9a140/32.png) [@zamboniracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zamboniracer)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2004, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/220 "2004-11-07T17:23:52Z")
> [@Ezekiel25:17](#): > > Buffy to Phil in Double Meat Palace > > “Of the two of people here, which is the boss of me?” Willow to Buffy in “Dopplegangland.” (I think). Assuming that’s correct, here’s an easy one: “'Timothy Dalton had edge.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820.md?page=10) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820.md?page=12)