# A Buffy / Angel game... for fans.. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [October 23, 2004, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820 "2004-10-23T23:18:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 13
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2004, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/241 "2004-11-09T12:27:32Z")
> [@threeorange](#): > > A still soul-shocked Spike to Buffy, in **Same Time, Same Place**. > > “I like her, she’s sassy!” Glory, to Buffy, about Dawn, just before she threatens to kill everyone Buffy loves, in “Blood Ties.” **Um… mice that were smoking?** ---
**Author:** ![cbawlmer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@cbawlmer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cbawlmer)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2004, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/242 "2004-11-09T16:20:37Z")
> [@Bricker](#): > > **Um… mice that were smoking?** It’s Buffy to Principal Flutie in “Welcome to the Hellmouth”, right? “Make sure to get Melanie too. And the kids.” ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2004, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/243 "2004-11-09T17:29:46Z")
> [@cbawlmer](#): > > It’s Buffy to Principal Flutie in “Welcome to the Hellmouth”, right? No, that’s Buffy to Snyder, in “School Hard.” ---
**Author:** ![cbawlmer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@cbawlmer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cbawlmer)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2004, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/244 "2004-11-09T17:58:22Z")
Ah, crap. I knew she was talking to a prinicipal. Now I remember the whole scene where he is making her and the other delinquent girl plan Parents’ Night. ---
**Author:** ![Saltire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saltire/32/553_2.png) [@Saltire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saltire)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2004, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/245 "2004-11-09T18:18:50Z")
> [@cbawlmer](#): > > “Make sure to get Melanie too. And the kids.” Spike to Harmony, referring to her request to go bite Antonio Banderas, in ‘Harsh Light of Day.’ “I’m sick, I need help.” ---
**Author:** ![lisacurl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/41988e/32.png) [@lisacurl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lisacurl)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2004, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/246 "2004-11-09T19:15:27Z")
> [@Saltire](#): > > “I’m sick, I need help.” I was tempted to say that it was Willow in _Wrecked_, but I don’t think she says she’s sick. I’m going with Xander in _Nightmares_, season one. He’s talking about how he still found NightmareVampBuffy attractive. “Leave them on.” ---
**Author:** ![Saltire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saltire/32/553_2.png) [@Saltire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saltire)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2004, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/247 "2004-11-09T22:04:47Z")
> [@lisacurl](#): > > I was tempted to say that it was Willow in _Wrecked_, but I don’t think she says she’s sick. I’m going with Xander in _Nightmares_, season one. He’s talking about how he still found NightmareVampBuffy attractive. Correct. Next line, Willow: “Don’t I know it!” ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2004, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/248 "2004-11-10T04:39:23Z")
> [@lisacurl](#): > > “Leave them on.” Wesley to Lilah in Rain of Fire. “We do have a lot more working for us than just the, uh, big board.” ---
**Author:** ![threeorange](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@threeorange](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/threeorange)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2004, 11:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/249 "2004-11-10T11:25:31Z")
> [@Otto](#): > > “We do have a lot more working for us than just the, uh, big board.” Buffy to Principal Wood, after introducing him to Andrew in **First Date**. “I hate playing these vampire towns!” ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2004, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/250 "2004-11-10T12:57:33Z")
**"I hate playing these vampire towns!"** Hee hee! That one was fun. Aimee Mann, in a rare Buffy cameo in _Sleeper_, Season 7. Keeping with a musical theme: **I’ve hummed along to your pity ditty and I think I should have the mike for a bit.** ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2004, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/251 "2004-11-10T16:57:24Z")
> [@WhyNot](#): > > **I’ve hummed along to your pity ditty and I think I should have the mike for a bit.** Spike, to Buffy, just before he gives her that great speech about she’s the one, in “Touched.” [n]We die horribly and painfully, you go to hell and I spend eternity in the arms of baby Jesus.\*\* ---
**Author:** ![cbawlmer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@cbawlmer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cbawlmer)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2004, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/252 "2004-11-10T17:10:16Z")
> [@Bricker](#): > > **We die horribly and painfully, you go to hell and I spend eternity in the arms of baby Jesus.** That’s Gunn to Wesley in one of the episodes in the Pylea trilogy (“Over the Rainbow”?). “You love her so much? Make a website!” ---
**Author:** ![Ezekiel25\_17](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4af34b/32.png) [@Ezekiel25\_17](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ezekiel25_17)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2004, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/253 "2004-11-11T03:27:14Z")
> [@cbawlmer](#): > > “You love her so much? Make a website!” Angel to that russian guy (Kurskov?) in “Waiting in the wings” “Why did you come to the dark of the woods? To bring all these sweets to grandmother’s house?” ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2004, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/254 "2004-11-11T04:17:58Z")
> [@Ezekiel25:17](#): > > Angel to that russian guy (Kurskov?) in “Waiting in the wings” > > “Why did you come to the dark of the woods? To bring all these sweets to grandmother’s house?” Craylik the insane vampire, to Buffy to drug-weakened Slayer, during her “Cruciamentum” ordeal in “Helpless.” \*\*It would drive you crazy if we were watching an army movie and they were all saluting backwards and… and invading all willy-nilly. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ezekiel25\_17](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4af34b/32.png) [@Ezekiel25\_17](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ezekiel25_17)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2004, 10:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/255 "2004-11-11T10:05:18Z")
> [@Bricker](#): > > \*\*It would drive you crazy if we were watching an army movie and they were all saluting backwards and… and invading all willy-nilly. \*\* Buffy the Riley about the absurd fight scenes in a kung fu movie they’re watching with the gang in The Replacement “This one makes me feel a little bit less completely out of place. I’d say 17% less. Plus… a little bit of a view of the mountains. Lived my whole life in L.A., now I find out there are mountains. A brother should be told!” ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2004, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/256 "2004-11-11T12:18:08Z")
> [@Ezekiel25:17](#): > > Buffy the Riley about the absurd fight scenes in a kung fu movie they’re watching with the gang in The Replacement > > “This one makes me feel a little bit less completely out of place. I’d say 17% less. Plus… a little bit of a view of the mountains. Lived my whole life in L.A., now I find out there are mountains. A brother should be told!” Gunn, to Wesley, picking out offices with views at Wolfram and Hart, first episode of season 5 of Angel, but I’m not hip on the Angel episode titles, especially Season 5 (aka, not-yet-on-DVD). **Pretty lively coma.** ---
**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2004, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/257 "2004-11-11T13:10:07Z")
> [@](#): > > Pretty lively coma. Cordelia to Angel and Wesley in _Five by Five_, after Faith shows up. I don’t think this next one has been used in this thread yet, but I could be wrong (I didn’t go through the whole thing again.) _Well, we better hurry… 'cause I’m getting hungry._ ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2004, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/258 "2004-11-11T17:07:37Z")
> [@Lsura](#): > > Well, we better hurry… 'cause I’m getting hungry. Vamp-Buffy to the gang in Nightmares. “He is not a lower being.” ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2004, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/259 "2004-11-11T17:23:47Z")
> [@Lsura](#): > > _Well, we better hurry… 'cause I’m getting hungry._ Buffy, to the Scoobies, commenting about her dream-becomes-real vampire self in “Nightmares.” **I knew it! I knew it! Well, not “knew it” in the sense of having the slightest idea, but I knew there was something I didn’t know!** ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2004, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/260 "2004-11-11T19:26:19Z")
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