# A Buffy / Angel game... for fans.. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [October 23, 2004, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820 "2004-10-23T23:18:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 14
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/261 "2004-11-12T00:52:47Z")
> [@Otto](#): > > Vamp-Buffy to the gang in Nightmares. > > “He is not a lower being.” Oops. Missed your answer ahead of mine. The female Power That Bes (is?) to the male, about Angel wanting to give back his new humanity to save Buffy, in “I Will Remember You”. And I re-enter my last quote above. ---
**Author:** ![zamboniracer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e9a140/32.png) [@zamboniracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zamboniracer)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/262 "2004-11-12T01:59:58Z")
**I knew it! I knew it! Well, not “knew it” in the sense of having the slightest idea, but I knew there was something I didn’t know!** A classic. Willow to Xander in “Innocence” when she discovers that he’s been dating Cordelia. “Doesn’t have to. What rhymes with lungs?” ---
**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/263 "2004-11-12T02:10:28Z")
> [@](#): > > “Doesn’t have to. What rhymes with lungs?” Spike to Angel in _Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered_ _I might die from you. Does that give me any points?_ ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/264 "2004-11-12T02:55:15Z")
> [@Lsura](#): > > Spike to Angel in _Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered_ > > _I might die from you. Does that give me any points?_ Xander to Cordy in the Judge episode Innocence. **But my most favorite thing so far is that he doesn’t seem to be any kind of Hell Beast.** ---
**Author:** ![Ezekiel25\_17](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4af34b/32.png) [@Ezekiel25\_17](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ezekiel25_17)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/265 "2004-11-12T04:57:57Z")
> [@Bricker](#): > > **But my most favorite thing so far is that he doesn’t seem to be any kind of Hell Beast.** Buffy to Faith about Scott in “Beauty and the Beasts” “…that’s anachronistic and misogynistic and who do you think you are, like a sea captain or something?” ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/266 "2004-11-12T20:43:38Z")
> [@Ezekiel25:17](#): > > Buffy to Faith about Scott in “Beauty and the Beasts” > > “…that’s anachronistic and misogynistic and who do you think you are, like a sea captain or something?” Anya, talking to Tara and Willow, going over her notional voews before the wedding to Xander, in “Hell’s Bells.” **Well, it’s an exotic mushroom, if that’s any comfort.** ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/267 "2004-11-12T21:29:22Z")
> [@Bricker](#): > > **Well, it’s an exotic mushroom, if that’s any comfort.** Buffy to she who would become Anne in “Anne.” “It goes away with many bathings.” ---
**Author:** ![Cliffy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/59ef9b/32.png) [@Cliffy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cliffy)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/268 "2004-11-12T22:08:52Z")
That’s Buffy to Riley in “As You Were.” > [@](#): > > I wrote my thesis on you. –Cliffy ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/269 "2004-11-12T22:33:55Z")
The female watcher who tagged along with Quentin Travers, to Spike, in “Checkpoint.” “Ooh, Nancy’s petticoat!” ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2004, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/270 "2004-11-13T14:17:49Z")
> [@Otto](#): > > The female watcher who tagged along with Quentin Travers, to Spike, in “Checkpoint.” > > “Ooh, Nancy’s petticoat!” Wesley, identifying a rare type of flower as he and Cordelia try to find a large compost heap in LA, in the Angel first season episode in which Angel helps women from another dimension who set people here on fire by accident, and whose men try to clip the back sof the women’s necks to control them. (Can you tell yet that I don’t know the episode name?) \*\*Possessed by what? A … possessing thing!\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2004, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/271 "2004-11-14T02:54:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\*Possessed by what? > > A … possessing thing!\*\* Exchange between Giles and Willow in _When She Was Bad_. They’re discussing her behavior since returning to Sunnydale. Giles is also drinking a soda - and he looks very unhappy at the one sip we see him take (I just watched this episode yesterday, since I’m going through previous seasons before Season 7 is released on DVD Tuesday. Only select episodes from each season (and none of S4, since I don’t own that one. Yet.) Obvious, but I went through the thread, and I can’t believe it hasn’t been used yet that I could find. _I’m a Bloodsucking Fiend! Look at my outfit!_ ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2004, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/272 "2004-11-14T03:31:53Z")
> [@Lsura](#): > > _I’m a Bloodsucking Fiend! Look at my outfit!_ Oh, the Alyson Hannigan _tour de force_: Dopplegangland. Willow pretending to be Vampire Willow, as her ruse is discovered. Truly a great episode. **This was no whimpy chain rattler. This was "I’m dead as hell, and I’m not gonna take it anymore!"** ---
**Author:** ![zamboniracer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e9a140/32.png) [@zamboniracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zamboniracer)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2004, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/273 "2004-11-15T03:03:05Z")
> [@Bricker](#): > > **This was no whimpy chain rattler. This was "I’m dead as hell, and I’m not gonna take it anymore!"** Xander to Buffy, Giles etc. in “I’ve only got eyes for you” (which, by the way, has my favorite line, “The quality of mercy is not Buffy.”) “Maybe you need a better nature.” ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2004, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/274 "2004-11-15T03:14:53Z")
Willow to Xander in _Choices_. “That would explain the precision and the athleticism. I mean, some of those jumps were… You know, I was cool before I met you all.” ---
**Author:** ![cryptic\_j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/898d66/32.png) [@cryptic\_j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cryptic_j)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2004, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/275 "2004-11-15T20:30:18Z")
> [@](#): > > “That would explain the precision and the athleticism. I mean, some of those jumps were… You know, I was cool before I met you all.” Gunn to the gang in “Waiting In The Wings” … … **you’re certainly a font of nothing** - or words to that effect ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2004, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/276 "2004-11-15T20:48:06Z")
Back to the beginning… Xander to Jesse in _Welcome To The Hellmouth_. “I wish to do more violence.” ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2004, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/277 "2004-11-15T21:16:40Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > “I wish to do more violence.” ALl the way to the end… Illyria to Angel et. al. in the alley after Wesley’s death in _Not Fade Away_. “Let it go sweetie.” ---
**Author:** ![gonzoron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a6a055/32.png) [@gonzoron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzoron)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2004, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/278 "2004-11-15T23:27:21Z")
Xander to Anya in “Once More with Feeling” (upon her asking Spike if his song was a book number, or a breakaway pop hit.) “It eats you starting with your bottom.” ---
**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2004, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/279 "2004-11-15T23:28:00Z")
> [@](#): > > “Let it go sweetie.” Xander to Anya in _Once More with Feeling_ before they sing _Walk through the Fire_, but after the demon guy has told them that Dawn’s been taken to the Bronze. "I’m so out I’ve got my grandma fixing me up with guys. ---
**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2004, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/280 "2004-11-15T23:32:17Z")
> [@](#): > > “It eats you starting with your bottom.” Since I was too slow… _Conversations with Dead People_: Andrew to Jonathan talking about their dreams. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820.md?page=13) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820.md?page=15)