# A Buffy / Angel game... for fans.. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [October 23, 2004, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820 "2004-10-23T23:18:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 15
**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2004, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/281 "2004-11-15T23:33:19Z")
Oh, and I go with the last quote. ---
**Author:** ![cbawlmer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@cbawlmer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cbawlmer)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2004, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/282 "2004-11-15T23:38:50Z")
It’s Larry to Xander in _Earshot_. “Well, I’d like to, but I’m paralyzed by not caring very much.” ---
**Author:** ![Ezekiel25\_17](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4af34b/32.png) [@Ezekiel25\_17](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ezekiel25_17)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2004, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/283 "2004-11-16T01:14:23Z")
> [@cbawlmer](#): > > “Well, I’d like to, but I’m paralyzed by not caring very much.” Spike to Xander about fighting Olaf the Troll in _Triangle_ “It’s okay. I do know about this stuff. Besides, it’s all kinda romantic.” ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2004, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/284 "2004-11-16T01:39:24Z")
> [@Ezekiel25:17](#): > > Spike to Xander about fighting Olaf the Troll in _Triangle_ > > “It’s okay. I do know about this stuff. Besides, it’s all kinda romantic.” Dawn, to the gang, explaining that she’s not shocked at Willow and Tara’s sudden desire to “study” in OMWF. **Those wacky vampires! That’s why I love 'em! They just keep you guessing!** ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2004, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/285 "2004-11-16T01:41:16Z")
> [@Bricker](#): > > Dawn, to the gang, explaining that she’s not shocked at Willow and Tara’s sudden desire to “study” in OMWF. > > … By the way – just a bit of a hijack… did anyone else find it disturbing that Michelle Trachtenberg could move her hips like that as she does the “Why’d you run away” dance with Sweet? ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2004, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/286 "2004-11-16T02:32:46Z")
> [@Bricker](#): > > By the way – just a bit of a hijack… did anyone else find it disturbing that Michelle Trachtenberg could move her hips like that as she does the “Why’d you run away” dance with Sweet? That she could do it…no. My reaction to it…maybe. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2004, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/287 "2004-11-16T02:36:56Z")
Oh, yeah… Xander to Buffy about Giles’ summation of vampire activity on Halloween, in _Halloween_. “Tall glasses of frosty relaxation on me! Nectar of the working man.” ---
**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2004, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/288 "2004-11-16T02:55:43Z")
> [@](#): > > “Tall glasses of frosty relaxation on me! Nectar of the working man.” Xander to Buffy, Willow and Anya in _Dead Things_ “A doodle. I do doodle. You too. You do doodle, too.” (hoping this doesn’t double post) ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2004, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/289 "2004-11-16T05:33:01Z")
> [@Lsura](#): > > “A doodle. I do doodle. You too. You do doodle, too.” Willow to Buffy, explaining the “witch symbol” on her notebook in _Gingerbread_. “I’m a bitch!” (I fear this may be in multiple eps but I do have a specific one in mind) ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2004, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/290 "2004-11-16T17:58:24Z")
> [@Otto](#): > > “I’m a bitch!” (I fear this may be in multiple eps but I do have a specific one in mind) Well, the one that comes to mind is the Angel “Room With a View” episode where Cordy has had enough of being pushed around by Dennis’ ghost mom and fights back. Assuming that counts… \*\*He lied and lied, and then lied some more, because, hey, who’s gonna notice with all the other lies flying around like little monkeys? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2004, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/291 "2004-11-16T19:50:32Z")
> [@Bricker](#): > > \*\*He lied and lied, and then lied some more, because, hey, who’s gonna notice with all the other lies flying around like little monkeys? \*\* Anya in _Seeing Red_, when she tries to get a woman to curse her boyfriend but gets all caught up in her own problems instead. 😃 “Listen, I’ve been impregnated with demon spawn before, and let’s just say…didn’t work out.” ---
**Author:** ![Ezekiel25\_17](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4af34b/32.png) [@Ezekiel25\_17](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ezekiel25_17)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2004, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/292 "2004-11-16T20:52:06Z")
Thats Cordy to 3-eyed demon (Skylosh?) in Epiphany " It’s like something out of Fitzgerald. - The man who can have everything but love. - Well, maybe in some ways you’re better off, because love is… - Well, in a way it’s everything. - But it’s also heartache and disappointment. - And those are good things to avoid." ---
**Author:** ![cryptic\_j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/898d66/32.png) [@cryptic\_j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cryptic_j)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2004, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/293 "2004-11-16T20:54:39Z")
> [@](#): > > " It’s like something out of Fitzgerald. - The man who can have everything but love. - Well, maybe in some ways you’re better off, because love is… - Well, in a way it’s everything. - But it’s also heartache and disappointment. - And those are good things to avoid…" Doyle to Angel in an early ATS S1 ep… if so… **And how long has that been going on** I’m really sorry if this is wildly inacurate - - but I tried to find the exact quote on-l;ine and I can’t - - so… ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2004, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/294 "2004-11-16T20:55:41Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > “Listen, I’ve been impregnated with demon spawn before, and let’s just say…didn’t work out.” Cordelia, to the Osh-kosh B’ gosh demons who implant their eggs in human skulls and gives them a third eye while growing. It was the episode right before Harmony’s return in “Disharmony”. Good enough? **Randy Giles? Why not just call me ‘Horny Giles,’ or ‘Desperate for a Shag Giles’?** ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2004, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/295 "2004-11-16T21:00:39Z")
> [@cryptic\_j](#): > > Doyle to Angel in an early ATS S1 ep… > > if so… > > **And how long has that been going on** Buffy to Spike, asking about his fugue states, in “Never Leave Me.” ---
**Author:** ![threeorange](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@threeorange](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/threeorange)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/296 "2004-11-17T01:01:25Z")
> [@Bricker](#): > > **Randy Giles? Why not just call me ‘Horny Giles,’ or ‘Desperate for a Shag Giles’?** Spike, who has lost his memory, to Giles, thinking he’s Giles’s son, in **Tabula Rasa**. “Randy” is the name sewn into the suit Spike is wearing. “I’ve just learned of five new issues and I’m angry about all of them.” ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/297 "2004-11-17T02:05:39Z")
> [@threeorange](#): > > “I’ve just learned of five new issues and I’m angry about all of them.” Willow to Buffy, suffering from Freshman Flyer Overload Syndrome, in “The Freshman.” And the answer Rm W/A Vu (although misspelled) is the ep I was looking for. Here’s an easy one: “Why can’t I stay?” ---
**Author:** ![cryptic\_j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/898d66/32.png) [@cryptic\_j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cryptic_j)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/298 "2004-11-17T14:14:43Z")
> [@Bricker](#): > > Buffy to Spike, asking about his fugue states, in “Never Leave Me.” actually not what I was looking for… ---
**Author:** ![Ezekiel25\_17](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4af34b/32.png) [@Ezekiel25\_17](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ezekiel25_17)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/299 "2004-11-17T16:06:28Z")
> [@cryptic\_j](#): > > Doyle to Angel in an early ATS S1 ep… > > if so… Nope. Except the series and recipient, you’re all wrong. “Why can’t I stay?” was Fred to Wes in A Hole in the World “And how long has that been going on?” Might be Oz to his Aunt Maureen about his cousin being a werewolf in Phases I’ll repost my orignal, since its still unanswered: “It’s like something out of Fitzgerald. - The man who can have everything but love. - Well, maybe in some ways you’re better off, because love is… - Well, in a way it’s everything. - But it’s also heartache and disappointment. - And those are good things to avoid” ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/300 "2004-11-17T17:19:07Z")
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