# A Buffy / Angel game... for fans..

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [October 23, 2004, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820 "2004-10-23T23:18:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Ezekiel25\_17](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4af34b/32.png) [@Ezekiel25\_17](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ezekiel25_17)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/301 "2004-11-17T18:32:09Z")

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> [@silenus](#):
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> “What, they were all out of boils and blinding torment?”

Buffy to Angel in the season 1 ep “Angel”

“Or perhaps you could lie on the floor and gag for a while.”

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**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/302 "2004-11-18T14:45:58Z")

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> [@Ezekiel25:17](#):
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> Buffy to Angel in the season 1 ep “Angel”
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> “Or perhaps you could lie on the floor and gag for a while.”

Dang it. I got nothing. This better turn out to be an Angel quote in Season 3 or beyond, or I will be really upset.

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/303 "2004-11-18T14:51:49Z")

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A-ha! Got it! 😃

Wesley so some anonymous flunky of Holtz right after Wes crashes a meeting and punches said flunky out - _Loyalty_.

“But maybe, we could spend some time together soon? Some night when I’m not being held hostage by a raving psychotic.”

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**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/304 "2004-11-18T17:39:53Z")

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> [@silenus](#):
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> “But maybe, we could spend some time together soon? Some night when I’m not being held hostage by a raving psychotic.”

Joyce to Buffy, after Buffy dispatches psycho-vampire by feeding him holy water with his pills (uh huh, pills) in that ep where Buffy is tested. Can’t recall the name but you know I know what ep I mean.

“Mm, cookies!”

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/305 "2004-11-18T19:04:54Z")

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Right people, wrong episode. 😃

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**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/306 "2004-11-18T19:43:37Z")

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Oh well, then it’s in the second half of the Faith/Buffy body switch?

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/307 "2004-11-18T20:00:36Z")

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There you go! 😃

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**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2004, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/308 "2004-11-19T01:35:18Z")

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> [@Otto](#):
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> “Mm, cookies!”

Dawn to the gang, on how to pronounce the name of the bank-robbing demon M’Fashnick. In “Flooded.”

\*\*“I’m here to violate your firstborn” never goes over well with parents. Not sure why. \*\*

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2004, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/309 "2004-11-19T01:44:41Z")

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Another of my favorites! Riley to Buffy at the front door in _The Real Me_.

“Or to do that thing with your mouth that boys like.”

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**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2004, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/310 "2004-11-19T03:45:47Z")

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> [@silenus](#):
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> Or to do that thing with your mouth that boys like.

Willow to Buffy (at the picninc?) in, is it “Faith, Hope and Trick”?

“Take 'em all.”

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**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2004, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/311 "2004-11-19T03:52:36Z")

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> [@silenus](#):
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> “Or to do that thing with your mouth that boys like.”

Willow, to Buffy, encouraging her to flirt with Scott. “Faith, Hope, and Trick.”

**I’m thinking maybe dinner and a movie. I don’t want to rush into anything. I’ve been hurt, you know.**

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**Author:** ![Ezekiel25\_17](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4af34b/32.png) [@Ezekiel25\_17](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ezekiel25_17)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2004, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/312 "2004-11-19T03:53:18Z")

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> [@Otto](#):
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> “Take 'em all.”

Angel to Thesulac in “Are You Now or Have Ever Been”

“I’m sure I rocked your world and all, but… I gotta go to work”

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**Author:** ![Ezekiel25\_17](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4af34b/32.png) [@Ezekiel25\_17](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ezekiel25_17)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2004, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/313 "2004-11-19T03:55:16Z")

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> [@Bricker](#):
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> **I’m thinking maybe dinner and a movie. I don’t want to rush into anything. I’ve been hurt, you know.**

Spike to Willy the Snitch in “Whats My Line?” Part 2

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**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2004, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/314 "2004-11-19T03:55:28Z")

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> [@Otto](#):
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> Willow to Buffy (at the picninc?) in, is it “Faith, Hope and Trick”?
> 
> “Take 'em all.”

Luke, to the other vamps, as the Harvest reaches its almost-peak?

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**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2004, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/315 "2004-11-19T04:51:32Z")

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I was thinking “Are You Now or Have You Ever Been”

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**Author:** ![Ezekiel25\_17](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4af34b/32.png) [@Ezekiel25\_17](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ezekiel25_17)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2004, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/316 "2004-11-19T15:24:20Z")

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Which means “I’m sure I rocked your world and all, but… I gotta go to work” is still on the table. (sorry, but if I don’t get in a Buffy related post every 12 hours or so, I start to get the shakes 😉 )

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2004, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/317 "2004-11-19T15:40:40Z")

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Harmony to the dead guy in her bed - _Harm’s Way_

“Great, I’ll give Xander a call. What’s his number? Oh yeah,  
1-800-IM-DATING-A-SKANKY-HO.”

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**Author:** ![Ezekiel25\_17](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4af34b/32.png) [@Ezekiel25\_17](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ezekiel25_17)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2004, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/318 "2004-11-19T15:52:15Z")

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> [@silenus](#):
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> “Great, I’ll give Xander a call. What’s his number? Oh yeah,  
> 1-800-IM-DATING-A-SKANKY-HO.”

Willow to Buffy in _Phases_ about Xander dating the Skankiness that is Cordelia  
“That kid was toxic when he came here tonight. Heavy on the ‘ick’.”

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**Author:** ![Cliffy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/59ef9b/32.png) [@Cliffy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cliffy)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2004, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/319 "2004-11-22T21:43:25Z")

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Lorne to Cordelia, about Connor, in the Angel episode **Benediction**.

> [@](#):
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> Then I thought, hey, I’m the one who started this nationwide craze! What am I ashamed of?

–Cliffy

P.S. Yes, I googled the answer to the last quote, but only to save the thread from oblivion!

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**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2004, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/320 "2004-11-22T23:54:12Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Then I thought, hey, I’m the one who started this nationwide craze! What am I ashamed of?

Cordelia to Buffy in _Bad Eggs_  
(hoping it’s not been used, but not going through the whole thread to figure it out)

_Your logic is insane and happenstance, like that of a troll._

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