# A Buffy / Angel game... for fans.. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [October 23, 2004, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820 "2004-10-23T23:18:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 17
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2004, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/321 "2004-11-23T01:12:11Z")
> [@Lsura](#): > > Cordelia to Buffy in _Bad Eggs_ > (hoping it’s not been used, but not going through the whole thread to figure it out) > > _Your logic is insane and happenstance, like that of a troll._ Ah, flashback time! This was to Anya, when she was Aud (pun intended) from her sweetie Olaf, commenting on her plan to breed and distribute rabbits. It happened back in the ninth century, but we see it in Season 7 “Selfless.” **I mean, nothing worse than a gift that doesn’t work. Then I’d have to get all mad and kill you! It’s this whole big killing thing.** ---
**Author:** ![Ezekiel25\_17](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4af34b/32.png) [@Ezekiel25\_17](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ezekiel25_17)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2004, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/322 "2004-11-23T17:24:30Z")
Glory to Dreg in _Shadow_ “Who does shallow better than me?” ---
**Author:** ![Ezekiel25\_17](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4af34b/32.png) [@Ezekiel25\_17](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ezekiel25_17)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2004, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/323 "2004-11-25T06:43:53Z")
Must save thread. Need new quote. Must type in. Three word sentences. "Yes, I know. … but that’s impossible. She’s standing right— " ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2004, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/324 "2004-11-25T14:58:18Z")
I’m sorry … I got nothing. For either quote. I’m willing to bet big bucks they’re both Angel quotes, and I’m about 50-50 on early Angel and 10-90 on Season 4 and 5. ---
**Author:** ![Ezekiel25\_17](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4af34b/32.png) [@Ezekiel25\_17](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ezekiel25_17)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2004, 8:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/325 "2004-11-28T08:22:16Z")
> [@Bricker](#): > > I’m sorry … I got nothing. For either quote. I’m willing to bet big bucks they’re both Angel quotes, and I’m about 50-50 on early Angel and 10-90 on Season 4 and 5. Your right, both are Angel quotes. Perhaps this will be more to your liking: “I hate to break it to you, oh impotent one, but you’re not the big bad anymore, you’re not even the kind of naughty.” ---
**Author:** ![threeorange](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@threeorange](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/threeorange)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2004, 11:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/326 "2004-11-29T11:18:10Z")
> [@Ezekiel25:17](#): > > “I hate to break it to you, oh impotent one, but you’re not the big bad anymore, you’re not even the kind of naughty.” I’m pretty sure this was Buffy to Spike in **Something Blue**. “I’m cured! I want the boys now!” ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2004, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/327 "2004-11-29T13:46:56Z")
> [@threeorange](#): > > “I’m cured! I want the boys now!” Tara to Willow in “Once More, With Feeling.” “I’d like to test that theory.” (easy one) ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2004, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/328 "2004-11-29T17:15:08Z")
> [@Otto](#): > > Tara to Willow in “Once More, With Feeling.” > > “I’d like to test that theory.” (easy one) Greatest appearance EVER. Giles to Willow, last line of the penultimate Season 6 episode “Two to Go.” And I leapt out of my chair cheering the first time I saw that moment. \*\*I knew it! I knew you were one of those demon things. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![threeorange](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@threeorange](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/threeorange)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2004, 11:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/329 "2004-11-30T11:06:20Z")
> [@Bricker](#): > > \*\*I knew it! I knew you were one of those demon things. \*\* Buffy to Kathy(?), as she pulls her roomate’s fake human face off to reveal the demon in “Living Conditions”. “Oh yeah? Well so’s your face!” ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2004, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/330 "2004-11-30T15:58:22Z")
> [@threeorange](#): > > “Oh yeah? Well so’s your face!” Willow, to Buffy, in angry retort after Buffy opines that Willow’s spells are at best a fifty-fifty proposition, in “Fear Itself.” **And the two of us: natural enemies, thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness. Utter trust. No thought of me biting you, no thought of you staking me.** ---
**Author:** ![zamboniracer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e9a140/32.png) [@zamboniracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zamboniracer)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2004, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/331 "2004-11-30T16:16:48Z")
> [@Bricker](#): > > Willow, to Buffy, in angry retort after Buffy opines that Willow’s spells are at best a fifty-fifty proposition, in “Fear Itself.” > > **And the two of us: natural enemies, thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness. Utter trust. No thought of me biting you, no thought of you staking me.** Randy Giles(Spike) to Joan the Vampire Slayer (Buffy) in “Tabla Rasa” Buffy Season 7. "Low rats. It says, ‘Low rats.’ ‘’ ---
**Author:** ![gonzoron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a6a055/32.png) [@gonzoron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzoron)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2004, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/332 "2004-11-30T17:10:56Z")
Doyle to Cordelia, reading her cue cards in “Hero” “Um, could we go back to the haunted house? Cause, this is creeping me out.” ---
**Author:** ![cbawlmer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@cbawlmer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cbawlmer)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2004, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/333 "2004-11-30T17:15:34Z")
Xander to the other Scoobies (minus Buffy) when they discover Giles playing guitar and singing “Behind Blue Eyes” at the coffeehouse. Hot! “I’m all fuzzy.” ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2004, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/334 "2004-11-30T18:01:31Z")
> [@cbawlmer](#): > > “I’m all fuzzy.” VampWillow, to herself, musingly, upon seeing NormalWillow’s pink sweater in “Dopplegandland.” \*\*“You nervous?” “Only in a terrified way.”\*\* ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2004, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/335 "2004-11-30T18:53:02Z")
Oz to Willow, with her response in “Graduation Day, Part 2.” “Well, that was never proven. The fire marshall said it could’ve been mice.” ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2004, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/336 "2004-11-30T19:08:14Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > Oz to Willow, with her response in “Graduation Day, Part 2.” > > “Well, that was never proven. The fire marshall said it could’ve been mice.” Buffy to Principal Skinner, discussing the burning of her last high school, in “School Hard.” **Note to self: less talk.** ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2004, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/337 "2004-11-30T19:10:19Z")
Did I just say “Principal Skinner?” Probably an interdimensional cross-rift involving Springfield and Sunnydale. I meant Principal Snyder, of course. ---
**Author:** ![Greg\_Charles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/839c29/32.png) [@Greg\_Charles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greg_Charles)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2004, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/338 "2004-12-01T16:07:12Z")
> [@Bricker](#): > > **Note to self: less talk.** Xander, after one of the revenant guys starts fleeing before Xander can finish his tough guy talk in “The Zeppo”. **Boobies? (Mouthed only.)** ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2004, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/339 "2004-12-01T17:21:47Z")
> [@Greg Charles](#): > > **Boobies? (Mouthed only.)** “Conversation” during Giles’ slide-show lecture in “Hush.” Giles’ slide asks, “What do they [the Gentlemen] want?” Willow points to her chest, to indicate that they are carving hearts out of their victims; Xander misinterprets this and mouths, “Boobies?” \*\*Ah, yes, there is little that can distract the Willow when she’s on the hunt for the mighty syllabi. \*\*. ---
**Author:** ![gonzoron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a6a055/32.png) [@gonzoron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzoron)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2004, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/340 "2004-12-01T17:22:09Z")
Xander to the scoobies, misinterpreting Willow’s sign for “hearts” in **Hush** “I admit I went over to the dark side, but just to pick up a few things” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820.md?page=16) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820.md?page=18)