# A Buffy / Angel game... for fans.. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [October 23, 2004, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820 "2004-10-23T23:18:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 19
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2004, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/361 "2004-12-09T19:33:35Z")
> [@Greg Charles](#): > > **To read makes our speaking English good.** Xander, to Jenny Calendar, trying to justify the gang’s penchant for hanging out in the school library. “I Robot, You Jane.” **Hey, I may be a cold-blooded jelly doughnut, but my timing is impeccable.** ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2004, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/362 "2004-12-09T19:43:01Z")
Oz to the gang in _Beauty and the Beasts_. “I’ve always been amazed with how Buffy fought, but in a way, I feel like we took her punning for granted.” ---
**Author:** ![DeadlyAccurate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ac91a4/32.png) [@DeadlyAccurate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeadlyAccurate)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2004, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/363 "2004-12-09T21:11:18Z")
Xander, episode 1 of season 6. If that’s correct, then “If you tell anyone we had this conversation, I’ll bite you.” ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2004, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/364 "2004-12-09T22:10:19Z")
> [@DeadlyAccurate](#): > > “If you tell anyone we had this conversation, I’ll bite you.” Spike to Andrew, after discussing snack preferences (love that onion blossom) in a S7 ep whose name escapes me. “You were a Boy Scout?” ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2004, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/365 "2004-12-09T22:51:52Z")
> [@DeadlyAccurate](#): > > Xander, episode 1 of season 6. If that’s correct… Nope. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2004, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/366 "2004-12-09T23:33:14Z")
> [@DeadlyAccurate](#): > > Xander, episode 1 of season 6. If that’s correct, then > “If you tell anyone we had this conversation, I’ll bite you.” It is Xander, but it’s in Season 3, episode 1, _Anne_, to Willow and Oz [quote] You were a Boy Scout?"\* is Spike to Adam in _New Moon Rising_. “That much quality time with my mom would probably lead to some quality matricide” ---
**Author:** ![Greg\_Charles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/839c29/32.png) [@Greg\_Charles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greg_Charles)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2004, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/367 "2004-12-10T02:43:09Z")
> [@Lsura](#): > > “That much quality time with my mom would probably lead to some > quality matricide” Buffy, speaking to Amy, about excessive cheerleading training with her mother. Well, this one is going to be obvious now, but it’s a great line: **You’re like Tony Robbins, if he was a big, scary, Frankenstein-looking (pause) … you’re exactly like Tony Robbins.** ---
**Author:** ![Greg\_Charles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/839c29/32.png) [@Greg\_Charles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greg_Charles)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2004, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/368 "2004-12-10T02:45:06Z")
By the way, **Lsura’s** quote was from season one, “The Witch”, a rare case that I actually know the episode title! ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2004, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/369 "2004-12-10T03:45:01Z")
> [@Greg Charles](#): > > **You’re like Tony Robbins, if he was a big, scary, Frankenstein-looking (pause) … you’re exactly like Tony Robbins.** Spike, to Adam, realizing why demons were willingly following Adam’s lead, in “The Yoko Factor.” \*\* But I want Oz to get an A, and, oh, one of those gold stars.\*\* ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2004, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/370 "2004-12-10T04:37:18Z")
Willow, of course. To Buffy, I believe, in …_Phases_? ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2004, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/371 "2004-12-10T04:39:58Z")
And I need a quote. Let’s see… “Good hellbeast. You’re a lazy hellbeast, aren’t you? Yeeesss. You’re just gonna stay right there while I…Run for my life!” ---
**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2004, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/372 "2004-12-10T15:23:33Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > And I need a quote. Let’s see… > > “Good hellbeast. You’re a lazy hellbeast, aren’t you? Yeeesss. You’re just gonna stay right there while I…Run for my life!” Yay! One I know! Cordelia, to a monster that turns out to be a Pylean version of a dog in “Over the Rainbow” Angel, Season 2 And I have one. “Darn your sinister attraction” ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2004, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/373 "2004-12-10T17:27:36Z")
> [@Zyada](#): > > “Darn your sinister attraction” Buffybot to Spike in…crap I just watched it…um, the ep where Spike gets the Buffybot. “Line!” ---
**Author:** ![Cliffy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/59ef9b/32.png) [@Cliffy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cliffy)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2004, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/374 "2004-12-10T18:12:39Z")
The Buffybot ep is **Intervention**. (Oh, Spike! You’re covered in sexy wounds!) Interesting tidbit, Nicholas Brendon was sick during some of the filming of that episode, so in some scenes Xander is played by his twin brother Kelly Donovan. Donovan also appeared in some scenes as Xander in the evil twin ep. –Cliffy ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2004, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/375 "2004-12-10T19:17:00Z")
“Line!” was the new quote, BTW, not a call for the ep title (interesting as the tidbit was). ---
**Author:** ![DeadlyAccurate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ac91a4/32.png) [@DeadlyAccurate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeadlyAccurate)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2004, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/376 "2004-12-10T19:49:58Z")
> [@Cliffy](#): > > The Buffybot ep is **Intervention**. (Oh, Spike! You’re covered in sexy wounds!) Interesting tidbit, Nicholas Brendon was sick during some of the filming of that episode, so in some scenes Xander is played by his twin brother Kelly Donovan. Donovan also appeared in some scenes as Xander in the evil twin ep. > > –Cliffy I believe that Kelly Donovan was also his regular stunt man. ---
**Author:** ![cryptic\_j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/898d66/32.png) [@cryptic\_j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cryptic_j)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2004, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/377 "2004-12-10T19:57:55Z")
> [@](#): > > LINE! its a double header… Cordelia to unseen prompt and later in the same episode Angelus to Cordelia… Angel season 1 episode titled… “Eternity” where suddenly a drug can “emulate” perfect happiness… and temporarily remove a soul… shaky premise - - but a good episode… and I put out… **This isn’t mere dust. This is son of dust** ---
**Author:** ![Greg\_Charles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/839c29/32.png) [@Greg\_Charles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greg_Charles)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2004, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/378 "2004-12-14T15:25:41Z")
> [@cryptic\_j](#): > > **This isn’t mere dust. This is son of dust** Cordelia, while cleaning up the old hotel that becomes their new office. **Things involving the computer fill me with a childlike terror. Now, if it were a nice ogre or some such, I’d be more in my element.** (There are many days when I feel exactly the same way.) ---
**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2004, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/379 "2004-12-14T17:06:58Z")
> [@Greg Charles](#): > > **Things involving the computer fill me with a childlike terror. Now, if it were a nice ogre or some such, I’d be more in my element.** Anya to Willow when Willow is fixing Buffy-Bot. \*\*I mean, this place is NORAD, and we are at DefCon One. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2004, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/380 "2004-12-14T17:43:00Z")
> [@Zyada](#): > > \*\*I mean, this place is NORAD, and we are at DefCon One. \*\* Xander, to the gang, describing the magic shop and the arrival of the gang of motorcycle demons in “Bargaining” **Well, this is new territory for me. I mean, my valentines are usually met with heartfelt restraining orders.** [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820.md?page=18) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820.md?page=20)