# A Buffy / Angel game... for fans.. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [October 23, 2004, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820 "2004-10-23T23:18:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 20
**Author:** ![LindyHopper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@LindyHopper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LindyHopper)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2004, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/381 "2004-12-14T21:17:53Z")
> [@Bricker](#): > > **Well, this is new territory for me. I mean, my valentines are usually met with heartfelt restraining orders.** Xander to Buffy, in “Bewitched, Bothered, and Bewildered”, discussing the necklace he’s going to give to Cordelia for Valentine’s Day. OK, here’s mine: “Well, thanks for making me have to pee!” ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2004, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/382 "2004-12-14T21:45:06Z")
**"Well, thanks for making me have to pee!"** Xander to Buffy in _Restless_, before heading upstairs. “I mean no disrespect, of course. I’m sure you come from a long, proud line of geeks.” ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2004, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/383 "2004-12-14T22:02:03Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > **"Well, thanks for making me have to pee!"** > > Xander to Buffy in _Restless_, before heading upstairs. > > “I mean no disrespect, of course. I’m sure you come from a long, proud line of geeks.” Xander’s dad, to one of Anya’s wedding guests, explaining away his dismissal of any pride in his heritage that the guest might have had. “Hell’s Bells.” **I’m fairly certain I said no interruptions.** ---
**Author:** ![Cliffy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/59ef9b/32.png) [@Cliffy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cliffy)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2004, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/384 "2004-12-14T22:24:08Z")
Buffy, after throwing the sword at the Indian watcher in **Checkpoint**. > [@](#): > > What’s that? Box of tricks? –Cliffy ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2004, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/385 "2004-12-14T23:32:11Z")
I think you mean “bag of tricks.” If so, it’s Glory to Willow in _Tough Love_. “Find a new theme.” ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2004, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/386 "2004-12-15T00:41:32Z")
Cordelia to sex-obsessed Xander in _Faith, Hope and Trick_. “I’ve memorized this tune, luv. I think I have the sheet music.” ---
**Author:** ![Cliffy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/59ef9b/32.png) [@Cliffy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cliffy)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2004, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/387 "2004-12-15T01:03:34Z")
> [@Otto](#): > > I think you mean “bag of tricks.” :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Greg\_Charles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/839c29/32.png) [@Greg\_Charles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greg_Charles)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2004, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/388 "2004-12-15T01:17:10Z")
> [@Zyada](#): > > Anya to Willow when Willow is fixing Buffy-Bot. Wow, not even close, and I thought this one would be easy. Does it sound like Anya? It’s about fear of computers, not bunnies. Try again … **Things involving the computer fill me with a childlike terror. Now, if it were a nice ogre or some such, I’d be more in my element.** ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2004, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/389 "2004-12-15T02:13:39Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > “I’ve memorized this tune, luv. I think I have the sheet music.” Spike to Buffy, in the Return of Nick and Nora Fury. Since I don’t have the ep title I’ll pass on a new quote and re-submit: “Things involving the computer fill me with a childlike terror. Now, if it were a nice ogre or some such, I’d be more in my element.” ---
**Author:** ![threeorange](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@threeorange](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/threeorange)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2004, 11:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/390 "2004-12-15T11:22:01Z")
> [@Otto](#): > > “Things involving the computer fill me with a childlike terror. Now, if it were a nice ogre or some such, I’d be more in my element.” I think it was Giles to Jenny Callender in **I Robot, You Jane**. ---
**Author:** ![threeorange](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@threeorange](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/threeorange)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2004, 11:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/391 "2004-12-15T11:31:19Z")
Once more, I forgot to add a quote. “You might as well take the slug, she’s not going to sleep with you anyway!” ---
**Author:** ![Ezekiel25\_17](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4af34b/32.png) [@Ezekiel25\_17](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ezekiel25_17)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2004, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/392 "2004-12-18T06:04:34Z")
> [@threeorange](#): > > “You might as well take the slug, she’s not going to sleep with you anyway!” This is Buffy to a Magic Box patron in “Life Serial” “I don’t know why people get so turned off by slug” ---
**Author:** ![Cliffy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/59ef9b/32.png) [@Cliffy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cliffy)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2005, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/393 "2005-01-03T21:25:53Z")
Bump! > [@Ezekiel25:17](#): > > “I don’t know why people get so turned off by slug” In a call-back to the **Life Serial** quote, this is Anya to Xander, later in S6 (but before **Hell’s Bells** ), after he mentions that she’s been trying to push the slug candles. > [@](#): > > That boy is our only hope. > No. There is another. > There is? > No, I was just going with it. It was a thing. –Cliffy ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2005, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/394 "2005-01-03T23:20:22Z")
“That boy is our only hope. No. There is another. There is? No, I was just going with it. It was a thing.” The-First-as-Warren and Andrew discussing their nefarious plans for Jonathon (ep name escapes me as usual). “It’s what they eat!” ---
**Author:** ![Ezekiel25\_17](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4af34b/32.png) [@Ezekiel25\_17](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ezekiel25_17)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2005, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/395 "2005-03-25T04:34:57Z")
> [@Otto](#): > > “It’s what they eat!” Thats Harmony to Angel/entire lobby in Angel season 5’s “In Harms Way” Also, I finally got Mumble Grumble, its Pangs, when Willow and Buffy are talking about ways to end Hous’ rampage. After Buffy makes the point that ends the convo, Willow says “Mumble Grumble” “Silly, silly Amanda. Why would Faith kill a person who studies Vulcans?” ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2005, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/396 "2005-03-25T04:54:56Z")
> [@Ezekiel25:17](#): > > “Silly, silly Amanda. Why would Faith kill a person who studies Vulcans?” Andrew, to Potential Amanda, about Faith in “Dirty Girls.” \*\* When you brought me here, I thought it was to kill me. Instead, you go all Dumbledore on me. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2005, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/397 "2005-03-25T05:08:16Z")
> [@Bricker](#): > > \*\* > When you brought me here, I thought it was to kill me. Instead, you go all Dumbledore on me. \*\* Willow to Giles - _Beneath Me_. 😃 _“Now I’m saying something. You saw him naked?”_ ---
**Author:** ![Ezekiel25\_17](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4af34b/32.png) [@Ezekiel25\_17](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ezekiel25_17)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2005, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/398 "2005-03-25T06:26:31Z")
Xander to Buffy in the season one ep “Angel” “So, who do you kill for fun around here?” ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2005, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/399 "2005-03-25T16:49:44Z")
> [@Ezekiel25:17](#): > > Xander to Buffy in the season one ep “Angel” > > “So, who do you kill for fun around here?” The first episode with Spike!! “School Hard.” Spike’s just introduced himself to the Annointed One and the minions thereof. **Well, it’s kind of a funny story. You remember when I didn’t graduate?** ---
**Author:** ![Dob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b2d939/32.png) [@Dob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dob)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2005, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/400 "2005-03-25T17:25:02Z")
> [@](#): > > Well, it’s kind of a funny story. You remember when I didn’t graduate? I belive thats Oz to Willow S3 talking about why hes back in high school. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820.md?page=19) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820.md?page=21)