# A Buffy / Angel game... for fans.. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [October 23, 2004, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820 "2004-10-23T23:18:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 22
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2005, 10:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/421 "2005-03-28T10:35:48Z")
> [@Weird\_AL\_Einstein](#): > > “I am _sick_ of these cheap trash bags!” Cordelia. It was in Season 1 of Angel, but I’m not 100% on the episode. I want to say one of the first handful. She had a part in a garbage bag ad. Or she was auditioning for it. I believe that may have also been the episode she suggested that the team charged people for their help. ‘My head’s gone numb.’ ---
**Author:** ![Amok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f17d59/32.png) [@Amok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amok)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2005, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/422 "2005-03-28T17:17:22Z")
> [@Tengu](#): > > ‘My head’s gone numb.’ Doyle in Angel S1’s _The Bachelor Party_ to one of the members of the party (the best man or the groom, I can’t remember). _Weird love’s better than no love._ ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2005, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/423 "2005-03-28T18:14:28Z")
> [@Amok](#): > > _Weird love’s better than no love._ Buffy to Dawn in _Intervention_. (Quite appropos, considering all the things the Buffybot was up to with Spike that episode!)😃 “I’m a breast gal myself… but then again, you knew that.” ---
**Author:** ![threeorange](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@threeorange](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/threeorange)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2005, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/424 "2005-03-29T04:18:28Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > “I’m a breast gal myself… but then again, you knew that.” Willow to Buffy-who’s carrying a bucket of chicken-in **Life Serial** (I think). “That’ll put the marzipan in your pie-plate, Bingo!” ---
**Author:** ![Ezekiel25\_17](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4af34b/32.png) [@Ezekiel25\_17](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ezekiel25_17)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2005, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/425 "2005-03-29T04:21:00Z")
Buffybot to remains of Vamp in **Bargaining**. I’ve been around death before. A lot. I’ve lost people. I’ve killed people. ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2005, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/426 "2005-03-29T21:15:35Z")
> [@Ezekiel25:17](#): > > I’ve been around death before. A lot. I’ve lost people. I’ve killed people. Angel talking to Cordy, after Doyle’s passed on the visions to Coredy, in the ep where the crew saves the little boy from the demon only to discover that the boy is worse than the demon. **Oh, I got the stones. I got a whole bunch of… stones.** ---
**Author:** ![Weird\_AL\_Einstein](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c67d28/32.png) [@Weird\_AL\_Einstein](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weird_AL_Einstein)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2005, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/427 "2005-03-30T02:55:00Z")
> [@Bricker](#): > > Angel talking to Cordy, after Doyle’s passed on the visions to Coredy, in the ep where the crew saves the little boy from the demon only to discover that the boy is worse than the demon. > > **Oh, I got the stones. I got a whole bunch of… stones.** Buffy to Spike, “Something Blue”. My quote: “I think I need a lawyer!” ---
**Author:** ![zamboniracer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e9a140/32.png) [@zamboniracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zamboniracer)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2005, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/428 "2005-03-30T13:43:22Z")
> [@Weird\_AL\_Einstein](#): > > My quote: > > “I think I need a lawyer!” What is this now, the _Law and Order_ quote game? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2005, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/429 "2005-03-30T13:56:47Z")
> [@Weird\_AL\_Einstein](#): > > My quote: > > “I think I need a lawyer!” By any chance do you mean “I want to see my lawyer”? Because that would be Cordelia to Angel in “You’re Welcome.” I’ll reserve posting a new quote pending clarification. ---
**Author:** ![Weird\_AL\_Einstein](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c67d28/32.png) [@Weird\_AL\_Einstein](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weird_AL_Einstein)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2005, 10:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/430 "2005-03-31T10:10:50Z")
> [@Otto](#): > > By any chance do you mean “I want to see my lawyer”? Because that would be Cordelia to Angel in “You’re Welcome.” > > I’ll reserve posting a new quote pending clarification. Nope. Want a hint? It is from AtS, but season 1… ---
**Author:** ![zamboniracer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e9a140/32.png) [@zamboniracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zamboniracer)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2005, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/431 "2005-03-31T20:41:23Z")
> [@Weird\_AL\_Einstein](#): > > Nope. Want a hint? It is from AtS, but season 1… Oh! I got it. “I think I need a lawyer!” was said by Charles Gunn, in AtS “Blind Date.” Gunn’s in the lobby of Wolfram & Hart. His next words were, “I think my civil rights have been violated” or something like that. Try this one: Who was mentioned as a “Tall guy, bleached mullet, works day shifts?” ---
**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2005, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/432 "2005-03-31T23:41:16Z")
> [@zamboniracer](#): > > Who was mentioned as a “Tall guy, bleached mullet, works day shifts?” Machiavelli (and FTR, that was Buffy to coworker night-school MBA guy in _As You Were_ “Giles help! He’s gonna scold me!” ---
**Author:** ![Weird\_AL\_Einstein](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c67d28/32.png) [@Weird\_AL\_Einstein](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weird_AL_Einstein)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2005, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/433 "2005-04-01T04:40:43Z")
> [@Lsura](#): > > Machiavelli > > (and FTR, that was Buffy to coworker night-school MBA guy in _As You Were_ > > “Giles help! He’s gonna scold me!” Buffy, teasing Spike in “Something Blue”. Here’s a tricky one: “Yes. I am a lesbian.” ---
**Author:** ![Ezekiel25\_17](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4af34b/32.png) [@Ezekiel25\_17](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ezekiel25_17)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2005, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/434 "2005-04-01T05:27:07Z")
> [@Weird\_AL\_Einstein](#): > > “Yes. I am a lesbian.” Thats Riley to Buffy in “Something Blue” “couple of supplies here, that I think just might help. Eases the hurt, makes the sun shine a little brighter, even makes boring people seem more interesting.” ---
**Author:** ![Weird\_AL\_Einstein](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c67d28/32.png) [@Weird\_AL\_Einstein](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weird_AL_Einstein)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2005, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/435 "2005-04-02T05:01:21Z")
> [@Ezekiel25:17](#): > > Thats Riley to Buffy in “Something Blue” > > “couple of supplies here, that I think just might help. Eases the hurt, makes the sun shine a little brighter, even makes boring people seem more interesting.” Anya to Spike in “Entropy”, shortly before Anya is upside down and halfway to happy-land. Next: “You will never comprehend the source of our power!” ---
**Author:** ![threeorange](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@threeorange](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/threeorange)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2005, 10:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/436 "2005-04-02T10:43:27Z")
> [@Weird\_AL\_Einstein](#): > > “You will never comprehend the source of our power!” Buffy, Willow, Xander and Giles, all being channeled through Buffy, in **Primeval**. “I hate that girl!” ---
**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2005, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/437 "2005-04-02T12:09:03Z")
> [@threeorange](#): > > “I hate that girl!” Then annointed one (Colin), at the end of Season 2, episode 1, _When She was bad_ “And if there was a God, don’t you think he’d keep it that way?” ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2005, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/438 "2005-04-02T13:32:51Z")
> [@Lsura](#): > > “And if there was a God, don’t you think he’d keep it that way?” The ep is “Reptile Boys,” wherein the frat boys are trying to sacrifice a girl to the big lizard in their basement. The speaker is Cordelia, replying to Buffy’s disinclination to meet frat boys; she’s reluctantly trying get to Buffy to agree to the party so SHE can go, herself - one of the frat boys is named Anderson and his father owns Anderson Cosmetics, apparently a world-reknowned and wealthy firm. **I don’t _wanna_ be our only hope! I crumble under pressure! Let’s have another hope.** ---
**Author:** ![threeorange](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@threeorange](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/threeorange)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2005, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/439 "2005-04-03T17:08:27Z")
> [@Bricker](#): > > **I don’t _wanna_ be our only hope! I crumble under pressure! Let’s have another hope.** I _think_ this is Willow in **Chosen** when faced with casting the spell to activate the Potentials. “It’s a ritual sacrifice, with pie.” ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2005, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/440 "2005-04-03T18:37:33Z")
> [@](#): > > “It’s a ritual sacrifice, with pie.” Anya to Willow and Buffy in “Pangs.” “It must be Tuesday.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820.md?page=21) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820.md?page=23)