# A Buffy / Angel game... for fans.. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [October 23, 2004, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820 "2004-10-23T23:18:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 23
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2005, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/441 "2005-04-03T18:59:00Z")
Buffy, about Dawn, in _All The Way_. “Dawn’s in trouble? It must be Tuesday.” 😃 “Are you keeping up or do you need some kind of English-to-Constant-Pain-in-My-Ass translation?” ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2005, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/442 "2005-04-04T01:06:01Z")
> [@threeorange](#): > > I _think_ this is Willow in **Chosen** when faced with casting the spell to activate the Potentials. Willow? Yes. But you’re off by a number of years. Willow was much younger when she said this quote. This one has not been answered yet, and is still in play. ---
**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2005, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/443 "2005-04-04T01:36:27Z")
> [@Bricker](#): > > **I don’t _wanna_ be our only hope! I crumble under pressure! Let’s have another hope.** It’s Willow, in Becoming part 1. Before the first time they attempt the re-ensoulment of Angelus. She’s talking to Buffy. I’ll leave **silenus’** quote in play. ---
**Author:** ![zamboniracer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e9a140/32.png) [@zamboniracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zamboniracer)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2005, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/444 "2005-04-04T02:54:36Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > “Are you keeping up or do you need some kind of English-to-Constant-Pain-in-My-Ass translation?” Xander to Spike and Buffy in “Him”, the one with the ultimate letter jacket. “Can’t this thing go any faster? Ultimate driving machine, my ass.” ---
**Author:** ![Amok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f17d59/32.png) [@Amok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amok)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2005, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/445 "2005-04-04T16:12:32Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > Buffy, about Dawn, in _All The Way_. “Dawn’s in trouble? It must be Tuesday.” 😃 To nitpick: It’s actually in _Once More, With Feeling_ after Buffy finds out Sweet is holding Dawn hostage at the Bronze. ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2005, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/446 "2005-04-04T18:32:12Z")
> [@zamboniracer](#): > > “Can’t this thing go any faster? Ultimate driving machine, my ass.” Buffy, to Riley, as he floors it trying to get to CoolXander and GeekXander, who are both with Anya, in “The Replacement.” ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2005, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/447 "2005-04-04T18:35:33Z")
> [@Bricker](#): > > Buffy, to Riley, as he floors it trying to get to CoolXander and GeekXander, who are both with Anya, in “The Replacement.” Oh, and my next: \*\*I’m going to give you all a nice, fun, normal evening if I have to kill every single person on the face of the earth to do it. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Amok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f17d59/32.png) [@Amok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amok)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2005, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/448 "2005-04-04T18:50:32Z")
> [@Bricker](#): > > \*\*I’m going to give you all a nice, fun, normal evening if I have to kill every single person on the face of the earth to do it. \*\* Buffy to the rest of the gang in _The Prom_. I’ll add a new quote in a few minutes, once I think of something. ---
**Author:** ![Amok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f17d59/32.png) [@Amok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amok)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2005, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/449 "2005-04-04T18:58:50Z")
_I like your coat. When does the Slayer find time to shop?_ ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2005, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/450 "2005-04-04T19:06:04Z")
That would be Amy the Witch, de-ratted, to Buffy in _Wrecked_. “You’ll be doing limbo in no time.” ---
**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2005, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/451 "2005-04-04T22:42:54Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > “You’ll be doing limbo in no time.” Xander to (paralyzed by the Gnarl) Dawn in _Same Time, Same Place_ “You’re gonna think about that later, mister, and you’re gonna laugh.” ---
**Author:** ![LindyHopper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@LindyHopper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LindyHopper)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2005, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/452 "2005-04-04T23:39:45Z")
> [@Lsura](#): > > “You’re gonna think about that later, mister, and you’re gonna laugh.” Buffy to the gang (especially Giles) in “Go Fish”, about her “demons with high cholesterol” crack. “It is not Bob Barker, scabby morons!” (easy, I know, but funny) ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2005, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/453 "2005-04-05T01:59:58Z")
Glory to her minions, especially Jinx, in _Intervention_. “Oh, well, right now I’m imagining you in jail. You’re wearing a big orange suit, and, oh look, the guards are beating you up.” ---
**Author:** ![Izzybella](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e56c9b/32.png) [@Izzybella](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Izzybella)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2005, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/454 "2005-04-05T02:08:09Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > Glory to her minions, especially Jinx, in _Intervention_. > > “Oh, well, right now I’m imagining you in jail. You’re wearing a big orange suit, and, oh look, the guards are beating you up.” Buffy to the swim coach in Go Fish. I think?? Been a while. If this is right I’ll come back with a quote. ---
**Author:** ![Izzybella](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e56c9b/32.png) [@Izzybella](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Izzybella)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2005, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/455 "2005-04-05T02:15:04Z")
> [@Izzybella](#): > > Buffy to the swim coach in Go Fish. I think?? Been a while. If this is right I’ll come back with a quote. Okay, I checked. I was right. So here’s mine: **Just a thought? Poker. Not your game.** ---
**Author:** ![Ezekiel25\_17](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4af34b/32.png) [@Ezekiel25\_17](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ezekiel25_17)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2005, 7:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/456 "2005-04-05T07:26:04Z")
> [@Izzybella](#): > > Okay, I checked. I was right. So here’s mine: > > **Just a thought? Poker. Not your game.** Oz, to Giles, in Beauty and the Beasts So neither of you is pregnant, failing or under indictment? ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2005, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/457 "2005-04-05T14:15:40Z")
> [@Ezekiel25:17](#): > > So neither of you is pregnant, failing or under indictment? Joyce, to both Buffy and Dawn in _No Place Like Home_. “Thank you, Dragnet.” ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2005, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/458 "2005-04-05T15:27:52Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > “Thank you, Dragnet.” Andrew to Jonathan. They’re both in jail following the robbery that was foiled by Buffy breaking Warren’s balls, after which Warren shot Buffy and accidentally also shot and killed Tara. “Seeing Red.” **I shall reward you. Only one of your women shall die, and you shall be the one to choose!** ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2005, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/459 "2005-04-05T16:28:06Z")
> [@Bricker](#): > > **I shall reward you. Only one of your women shall die, and you shall be the one to choose!** That’d be a little insane troll logic from Olaf the Troll in his first appearance. “Is that the harlot?” ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2005, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/460 "2005-04-05T19:54:25Z")
> [@Otto](#): > > “Is that the harlot?” Joyce to Buffy. No, to Faith. 😕 Joyce to BF in _Who Are You?_ “I swear on my mother’s grave… should something fatal happen to her, God forbid.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820.md?page=22) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820.md?page=24)