# A Buffy / Angel game... for fans.. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [October 23, 2004, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820 "2004-10-23T23:18:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 24
**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2005, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/461 "2005-04-05T23:01:46Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > “I swear on my mother’s grave… should something fatal happen to her, God forbid.” Willie to Buffy and Kendra (I think) in What’s my line? Part 2. “Now, any of you want to test who’s got the biggest wrinklies around here, step on up” ---
**Author:** ![Ezekiel25\_17](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4af34b/32.png) [@Ezekiel25\_17](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ezekiel25_17)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2005, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/462 "2005-04-06T03:54:53Z")
> [@Lsura](#): > > “Now, any of you want to test who’s got the biggest wrinklies around here, step on up” That’d be Spike to The Anointed One in School Hard Yeah, we’re gonna get you a real nice 7-up, OK? ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2005, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/463 "2005-04-06T14:23:35Z")
> [@Ezekiel25:17](#): > > Yeah, we’re gonna get you a real nice 7-up, OK? Faith to one of the Potentials (Amanda?) in _Empty Places_. “I know, but now that we’ve kissed, things are different. I mean, they are, right?” ---
**Author:** ![Weird\_AL\_Einstein](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c67d28/32.png) [@Weird\_AL\_Einstein](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weird_AL_Einstein)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2005, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/464 "2005-04-07T04:34:30Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > Faith to one of the Potentials (Amanda?) in _Empty Places_. > > “I know, but now that we’ve kissed, things are different. I mean, they are, right?” Fred, across the table to Gunn, _Couplet_. Next: “What’s that do?” ---
**Author:** ![Ezekiel25\_17](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4af34b/32.png) [@Ezekiel25\_17](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ezekiel25_17)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2005, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/465 "2005-04-07T06:06:27Z")
> [@Weird\_AL\_Einstein](#): > > “What’s that do?” That would be the Judge, mere moments before being blown to bits by Rocket Launcher Buffy in **Innocence** “I just find it endlessly fascinating how your instincts are so highly attuned when it comes to boring old evil, but you have yet to make any mention of these new shoes.” ---
**Author:** ![Weird\_AL\_Einstein](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c67d28/32.png) [@Weird\_AL\_Einstein](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weird_AL_Einstein)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2005, 11:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/466 "2005-04-09T11:22:24Z")
> [@Ezekiel25:17](#): > > That would be the Judge, mere moments before being blown to bits by Rocket Launcher Buffy in **Innocence** > > “I just find it endlessly fascinating how your instincts are so highly attuned when it comes to boring old evil, but you have yet to make any mention of these new shoes.” Cordelia to Angel in an early season one AtS episode. Next: “Don’t warn the tadpoles!” ---
**Author:** ![Amok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f17d59/32.png) [@Amok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amok)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2005, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/467 "2005-05-08T13:28:29Z")
I’m reviving this thread for two reasons. First, I know this quote… > [@](#): > > “Don’t warn the tadpoles!” Willow to Giles in _What’s My Line? Part 1_. He’s waking he up after she fell asleep in the library and that’s what she says coming out of a dream. Secondly, I just recently watched Angel S5 on DVD, and I thought there were some great lines that haven’t been mentioned in this thread, so here’s an easy one that I find hilarious: - It’s you. It’s really you! My therapist thought I was holding onto false hope, but… I knew you’d come back. You’re like… you’re like Gandalf the White, resurrected from the pit of the Balrog, more beautiful than ever. Ohh… he’s alive, Frodo. He’s alive.\* ---
**Author:** ![threeorange](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@threeorange](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/threeorange)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2005, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/468 "2005-05-09T13:56:21Z")
> [@Amok](#): > > I’m reviving this thread for two reasons. First, I know this quote… > > Willow to Giles in _What’s My Line? Part 1_. He’s waking he up after she fell asleep in the library and that’s what she says coming out of a dream. > > Secondly, I just recently watched Angel S5 on DVD, and I thought there were some great lines that haven’t been mentioned in this thread, so here’s an easy one that I find hilarious: > > - > > It’s you. It’s really you! My therapist thought I was holding onto false hope, but… I knew you’d come back. You’re like… you’re like Gandalf the White, resurrected from the pit of the Balrog, more beautiful than ever. Ohh… he’s alive, Frodo. He’s alive.\* I’m almost certain that this was Andrew to Spike, after discovering he had been resurrected in **Damage**. “Her poor mummy died…without a fight!” ---
**Author:** ![Amok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f17d59/32.png) [@Amok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amok)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2005, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/469 "2005-05-09T23:50:26Z")
> [@threeorange](#): > > “Her poor mummy died…without a fight!” Drusilla to Spike in _Passion_, talking about the dog (Sunshine) she brings to him? Though I think the text is a little off. - Damn, how did I know the fang boys would pull through? You’re lucky we’re on the same side, dogs, 'cause I was on fire tonight. My game was tight. \* ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2005, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/470 "2005-05-09T23:59:09Z")
> [@Amok](#): > > Damn, how did I know the fang boys would pull through? You’re lucky we’re on the same side, dogs, 'cause I was on fire tonight. My game was tight. Gunn to Spike and Angel in the Angel series finale, “Not Fade Away.” “You’re funny. Better cut that out.” ---
**Author:** ![Ezekiel25\_17](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4af34b/32.png) [@Ezekiel25\_17](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ezekiel25_17)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2005, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/471 "2005-05-20T02:28:48Z")
> [@Otto](#): > > “You’re funny. Better cut that out.” This would be creepy manager guy (Gary?) to Buffy in **Doublemeat Palace** “Did you just say ‘second date’?” ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2005, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/472 "2005-05-20T02:37:03Z")
> [@Ezekiel25:17](#): > > This would be creepy manager guy (Gary?) to Buffy in **Doublemeat Palace** The creepy manager guy was Manny, and it’s not his line. The ep and line recipient are correct, so I’ll give you the point (since all fast food workers are interchangeable). ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2005, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/473 "2005-05-20T02:41:41Z")
> [@Ezekiel25:17](#): > > This would be creepy manager guy (Gary?) to Buffy in **Doublemeat Palace** > > “Did you just say ‘second date’?” Giles to the late Jenny Calender - **Some Assembly Required**. _You call; I come. Loaded for bear. Ready for battle. Somethin’ else that starts with “B.”_ ---
**Author:** ![Ezekiel25\_17](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4af34b/32.png) [@Ezekiel25\_17](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ezekiel25_17)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2005, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/474 "2005-05-21T01:15:37Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > _You call; I come. Loaded for bear. Ready for battle. Somethin’ else that starts with “B.”_ Gunn to Wes, Cordy and Angel in **Untouched** "I’ve never actually heard of anyone attacked by a lone baseball bat before. " ---
**Author:** ![Izzybella](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e56c9b/32.png) [@Izzybella](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Izzybella)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2005, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/475 "2005-05-21T03:08:49Z")
> [@Ezekiel25:17](#): > > "I’ve never actually heard of anyone attacked by a lone baseball bat before. " Giles to Xander in **Invisible Girl**. And who can forget Xander’s reply, “Maybe it’s a vampire bat.” Yeah, that one was bad. I submit, "I’m a single undead gal trying to make it in the big city – I have to start somewhere and they’re evil here. They don’t judge. They’ve got the necrotempered glass – no burning up – a great medical plan, and who needs dental more than us? ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2005, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/476 "2005-05-21T03:20:42Z")
> [@Izzybella](#): > > "I’m a single undead gal trying to make it in the big city – I have to start somewhere and they’re evil here. They don’t judge. They’ve got the necrotempered glass – no burning up – a great medical plan, and who needs dental more than us? Harmony to Fred in _Harm’s Way_. “Here to help. Wanna live.” ---
**Author:** ![Izzybella](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e56c9b/32.png) [@Izzybella](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Izzybella)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2005, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/477 "2005-05-21T03:25:25Z")
> [@Otto](#): > > Harmony to Fred in _Harm’s Way_. Right season, correct character speaking, but different show and different person Harmony is speaking to. ---
**Author:** ![Ezekiel25\_17](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4af34b/32.png) [@Ezekiel25\_17](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ezekiel25_17)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2005, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/478 "2005-05-21T05:20:28Z")
> [@Izzybella](#): > > Right season, correct character speaking, but different show and different person Harmony is speaking to. Harm was talking to Angel in **Conviction** I’ll leave “Here to help. Wanna live.” out there ---
**Author:** ![Ezekiel25\_17](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4af34b/32.png) [@Ezekiel25\_17](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ezekiel25_17)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2005, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/479 "2005-05-24T03:31:54Z")
> [@Otto](#): > > “Here to help. Wanna live.” Alright, since it was Otto’s post I guess I can still answer it. It’s Anya to Buffy and Co in **The Gift** regarding stopping Glory. " I’ve done my share of bad, but you’re not one of 'em." ---
**Author:** ![DWMarch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dwmarch/32/1010_2.png) [@DWMarch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DWMarch)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2005, 9:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/480 "2005-05-25T09:20:05Z")
> [@Ezekiel25:17](#): > > " I’ve done my share of bad, but you’re not one of 'em." Spike to crazy slayer Dana in Angel Season 5 episode “Damage.” How about this one: “Make him swallow his tongue again!” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820.md?page=23) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820.md?page=25)