# A Buffy / Angel game... for fans.. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [October 23, 2004, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820 "2004-10-23T23:18:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 25
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2005, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/481 "2005-05-25T14:05:19Z")
> [@DWMarch](#): > > “Make him swallow his tongue again!” That would be the Groofus(?) puppet to Polo, who is torturing Framkin in **Smile Time.** “He is very fortunate to have such a woman looking after his weapon.” ---
**Author:** ![cryptic\_j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/898d66/32.png) [@cryptic\_j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cryptic_j)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2005, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/482 "2005-05-25T14:20:49Z")
WOW… this is still going… (I know it’s been ressurected a few times - but wow) and annoyingly I STILL DON’T KNOW…!!! GRR ARGH! ---
**Author:** ![Ezekiel25\_17](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4af34b/32.png) [@Ezekiel25\_17](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ezekiel25_17)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2005, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/483 "2005-05-26T02:22:30Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > “He is very fortunate to have such a woman looking after his weapon.” That would be the Groosalug (sp?) to Fred after she reminds Gunn to take his machete in **Double or Nothing** “Okay, why was I on the ground? And why are you all staring at me? Is this some kind of psych test? Am I getting paid for this?” ---
**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2005, 10:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/484 "2005-05-26T10:17:38Z")
> [@Ezekiel25:17](#): > > “Okay, why was I on the ground? And why are you all staring at me? Is this some kind of psych test? Am I getting paid for this?” Xander to the gang in _Tabula Rasa_ > [@](#): > > That defense only works in six-year-old court, Will. ---
**Author:** ![Ezekiel25\_17](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4af34b/32.png) [@Ezekiel25\_17](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ezekiel25_17)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2005, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/485 "2005-05-26T16:12:14Z")
> [@](#): > > That defense only works in six-year-old court, Will. Thats Buffy to Willow in **Ted** "Glad to be back in Sunnydale. The locals all speak English, and I know who to beat for information. " ---
**Author:** ![cryptic\_j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/898d66/32.png) [@cryptic\_j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cryptic_j)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2005, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/486 "2005-05-26T19:02:35Z")
Woo hoo… (I hope) Riley - to Spike in season 6 - “As You Were”??? probably if so… > [@](#): > > “you’re sorta like a woman” ---
**Author:** ![LindyHopper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@LindyHopper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LindyHopper)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2005, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/487 "2005-05-26T19:10:36Z")
> [@cryptic\_j](#): > > Woo hoo… (I hope) > > Riley - to Spike in season 6 - “As You Were”??? > probably > > if so… Buffy to Xander in _Witch_, all the way back to season 1. Xander had recently said that Willow was just like one of the guys, so it’s kind of poetic justice. Assuming that’s right, here’s mine: “You’re _messing_ with me!” ---
**Author:** ![cryptic\_j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/898d66/32.png) [@cryptic\_j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cryptic_j)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2005, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/488 "2005-05-26T20:00:11Z")
You may be right… ish… but that wasn’t where I got the quote from… so in another way you’re wrong… ---
**Author:** ![LindyHopper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@LindyHopper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LindyHopper)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2005, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/489 "2005-05-26T20:37:49Z")
> [@cryptic\_j](#): > > You may be right… ish… > > but that wasn’t where I got the quote from… so in another way you’re wrong… Well, in that case, I got nothin’. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Ezekiel25\_17](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4af34b/32.png) [@Ezekiel25\_17](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ezekiel25_17)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2005, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/490 "2005-05-26T21:23:50Z")
> [@](#): > > “You’re sorta like a woman” is Lorne to Fred in **The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco** > [@](#): > > “You’re messing with me!” is Joyce to Buffy and Dawn in **"I Was Made to Love You"** Assuming at least one of those is right: “Theres a party in my eye socket and everyone’s invited… Sometimes I shouldn’t say words” ---
**Author:** ![threeorange](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@threeorange](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/threeorange)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2005, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/491 "2005-05-27T02:20:02Z")
> [@Ezekiel25:17](#): > > is Lorne to Fred in **The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco** > is Joyce to Buffy and Dawn in **"I Was Made to Love You"** > > Assuming at least one of those is right: > “Theres a party in my eye socket and everyone’s invited… Sometimes I shouldn’t say words” Xander to all the Scoobies and Potentials in **Chosen**. “Here endeth the lesson” (There are at least three correct answers-any one will do) ---
**Author:** ![Ezekiel25\_17](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4af34b/32.png) [@Ezekiel25\_17](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ezekiel25_17)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2005, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/492 "2005-05-27T02:56:25Z")
> [@threeorange](#): > > “Here endeth the lesson” > > (There are at least three correct answers-any one will do) 1 Spike to Buffy in **Fool for Love** 2 The Master to the brothers of Aurelius in **Never Kill a Boy on the First Date** 3 Buffy to the Potentials in **Showtime** I have to say, this game has sharpened my skills. Now when I watch the DVDs or read the TV Guide, I make special effort to remember episode names. Not that it always helps. In the same vein as the last one, there at least 5 answers, 7 if you count partial and spanish. As before any 1 will do. “From beneath you, it devours” ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2005, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/493 "2005-05-27T03:38:46Z")
D’Hoffryn to Buffy, Xander and Anya in _Selfless_. “Kill us both, Spock!” (sooooo easy) ---
**Author:** ![Amok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f17d59/32.png) [@Amok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amok)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2005, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/494 "2005-05-27T14:07:41Z")
> [@Otto](#): > > “Kill us both, Spock!” (sooooo easy) Smooth Xander and Shmuck Xander to the gang (Buffy, Riley, Willow, Tara, Giles, Anya… I don’t think Dawn was there, and I know Spike wasn’t) in S5’s **The Replacement** , quoting an episode of Star Trek where a similar thing happened to Kirk. - No, I like my women hot. Call me old-fashioned. \* ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2005, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/495 "2005-05-27T14:16:29Z")
> [@Amok](#): > > - > > No, I like my women hot. Call me old-fashioned. > \* That would be Percy to Laurie, in reference to Willow in **Doomed**. “His physical presence has a _penis_!” ---
**Author:** ![threeorange](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@threeorange](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/threeorange)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2005, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/496 "2005-05-27T23:06:04Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > “His physical presence has a _penis_!” Anya to Willow in **Him**. “I think, therefore Buffy is.” ---
**Author:** ![Amok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f17d59/32.png) [@Amok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amok)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2005, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/497 "2005-05-28T00:13:32Z")
> [@threeorange](#): > > “I think, therefore Buffy is.” Oz, thinking to himself (though Buffy “hears” him), in **Earshot**. _Listen, I know I was a little crabby before. I mean, hello? A little awkward seeing you at my work. But if you want to talk or something, you know, about us or… OK. Too soon. I understand…_ ---
**Author:** ![Ezekiel25\_17](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4af34b/32.png) [@Ezekiel25\_17](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ezekiel25_17)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2005, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/498 "2005-05-28T04:17:14Z")
> [@Amok](#): > > _Listen, I know I was a little crabby before. I mean, hello? A little awkward seeing you at my work. But if you want to talk or something, you know, about us or… > OK. Too soon. I understand…_ Harmony to Blondie Bear in **Just Rewards** “Killing pigs is just so wrong…and also hard” ---
**Author:** ![threeorange](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@threeorange](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/threeorange)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2005, 10:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/499 "2005-05-28T10:14:14Z")
> [@Ezekiel25:17](#): > > “Killing pigs is just so wrong…and also hard” Andrew to Buffy in **Storyteller**. “Stop touching my magic bone!” ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2005, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/500 "2005-05-28T12:16:17Z")
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