# A Buffy / Angel game... for fans.. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [October 23, 2004, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820 "2004-10-23T23:18:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 26
**Author:** ![cryptic\_j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/898d66/32.png) [@cryptic\_j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cryptic_j)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2005, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/501 "2005-05-28T12:20:43Z")
> [@threeorange](#): > > Andrew to Buffy in **Storyteller**. > > “Stop touching my magic bone!” Johnathon to Andrew and/or Warren in **Life Serial** ok… > [@](#): > > You haven’t had even a tiny bit of sex have you? ---
**Author:** ![cryptic\_j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/898d66/32.png) [@cryptic\_j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cryptic_j)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2005, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/502 "2005-05-28T12:56:36Z")
> [@Otto](#): > > Jonathan to Warren and Andrew in _Life Cereal_. > > “It’s Mountain Dew.” Spike to Angel in **Destiny** damn… should have previewed… keep my last one though ---
**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2005, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/503 "2005-05-28T17:05:17Z")
> [@cryptic\_j](#): > > You haven’t had even a tiny bit of sex have you? Xander to Andrew in Two to Go _Your conjuring powder is grotesquely over-priced._ ---
**Author:** ![Ezekiel25\_17](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4af34b/32.png) [@Ezekiel25\_17](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ezekiel25_17)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2005, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/504 "2005-05-28T17:08:19Z")
> [@](#): > > Your conjuring powder is grotesquely over-priced Anya to Giles in **No Place Like Home** “In my plan, we are beltless” and for the record, “Killing pigs is just so wrong…and also hard.” wasn’t from **Storyteller** and it wasn’t to Buffy ---
**Author:** ![threeorange](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@threeorange](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/threeorange)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2005, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/505 "2005-05-29T16:51:21Z")
> [@Ezekiel25:17](#): > > …and for the record, “Killing pigs is just so wrong…and also hard.” wasn’t from **Storyteller** and it wasn’t to Buffy OK, I’ll try again. I think it was Andrew to Spike in **Empty Places**. (Hopefully, I won’t be 0-for-2) ---
**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2005, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/506 "2005-05-29T16:59:28Z")
> [@threeorange](#): > > OK, I’ll try again. I think it was Andrew to Spike in **Empty Places**. > > (Hopefully, I won’t be 0-for-2) Nope (since I’m in the middle of a rewatch of season 7, I watched this episode last night) It’s Andrew to Dawn in Potential. _It probably means to follow him. That or wait here for him._ ---
**Author:** ![Amok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f17d59/32.png) [@Amok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amok)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2005, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/507 "2005-05-29T18:25:15Z")
> [@Lsura](#): > > _It probably means to follow him. That or wait here for him._ Anya to Xander and Willow in **Fool For Love**. They’re talking about Riley and some commando-y hand motion he made while they’re patroling. > [@Ezekiel25:17](#): > > _In my plan, we are beltless._ Andrew to the rest of the Trio in a (fake) flashback in **Storyteller**. - Blah, blah, blah. Give it a rest, hero. I win, you lose, and all your talking’s not gonna change that.\* ---
**Author:** ![Ezekiel25\_17](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4af34b/32.png) [@Ezekiel25\_17](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ezekiel25_17)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2005, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/508 "2005-05-30T05:49:35Z")
> [@](#): > > Blah, blah, blah. Give it a rest, hero. I win, you lose, and all your talking’s not gonna change that. Spike to Angel in **Soul Purpose** in Angel’s dream about the vents of **Destiny** “While, I thought it was riveting, Um, I was a little unclear about some of the themes” ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2005, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/509 "2005-05-31T15:50:27Z")
> [@Ezekiel25:17](#): > > “While, I thought it was riveting, Um, I was a little unclear about some of the themes” Oz to Buffy in **Becoming, Part One.** “There’s only three things these kids understand — the boot, the bat, and the bastinada.” ---
**Author:** ![Amok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f17d59/32.png) [@Amok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amok)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2005, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/510 "2005-05-31T16:04:27Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > Oz to Buffy in **Becoming, Part One.** Is it to Buffy? I know she’s there, sitting at the cafeteria table, but Xander is the one who presents the fishstick theater that Oz is commenting on. It’s been awhile since I’ve seen the episode though. > [@](#): > > “There’s only three things these kids understand — the boot, the bat, and the bastinada.” Principal Wood to Buffy in **Beneath You**. - You keep leaving me. I hate it when you leave me. One time you died and I ended up a Mexican. \* ---
**Author:** ![Ezekiel25\_17](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4af34b/32.png) [@Ezekiel25\_17](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ezekiel25_17)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2005, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/511 "2005-05-31T16:30:33Z")
> [@](#): > > You keep leaving me. I hate it when you leave me. One time you died and I ended up a Mexican Thats Andrew to Warren/The First in **Conversations With Dead People** "I don’t know, ever since she ran me through with a 2x4 things have been different. " ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2005, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/512 "2005-05-31T16:45:55Z")
> [@Ezekiel25:17](#): > > "I don’t know, ever since she ran me through with a 2x4 things have been different. " Angel to Wes in **The Prodigal**. “This is not gonna be pretty. We’re talkin’ violence, strong language, adult content.” ---
**Author:** ![Izzybella](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e56c9b/32.png) [@Izzybella](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Izzybella)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2005, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/513 "2005-05-31T16:50:44Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > Angel to Wes in **The Prodigal**. > > “This is not gonna be pretty. We’re talkin’ violence, strong language, adult content.” Buffy to Darla in Welcome to the Hellmouth. I think? Let me know. I’m at work and I can’t look it up right now. If I’m right I’ll come back with another. ---
**Author:** ![Amok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f17d59/32.png) [@Amok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amok)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2005, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/514 "2005-05-31T16:53:48Z")
> [@Izzybella](#): > > Buffy to Darla in Welcome to the Hellmouth. > > I think? > > Let me know. I’m at work and I can’t look it up right now. If I’m right I’ll come back with another. It’s right. I was about to post that myself. ---
**Author:** ![Izzybella](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e56c9b/32.png) [@Izzybella](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Izzybella)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2005, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/515 "2005-05-31T17:05:08Z")
> [@Amok](#): > > It’s right. I was about to post that myself. Thanks, **Amok**. Here’s the next one: You’re gonna make it Angel. Just don’t stop fighting. Doctor! Is there a Geppetto in the house?! ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2005, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/516 "2005-05-31T17:24:31Z")
> [@Izzybella](#): > > You’re gonna make it Angel. Just don’t stop fighting. Doctor! Is there a Geppetto in the house?! Hee! I just watched that one on DVD last night. Lorne to PuppetAngel and the world at large in **Smile Time**. 😃 “Really? I’m surprised you could hear it over your Wagnerian snoring.” ---
**Author:** ![Ezekiel25\_17](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4af34b/32.png) [@Ezekiel25\_17](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ezekiel25_17)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2005, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/517 "2005-06-01T04:40:21Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > “Really? I’m surprised you could hear it over your Wagnerian snoring.” Giles to Anya in\*\* Goodbye Iowa\*\* “I’m not really a computer person, you know. Or a work of any kind person.” ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2005, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/518 "2005-08-26T18:19:51Z")
> [@Ezekiel25:17](#): > > “I’m not really a computer person, you know. Or a work of any kind person.” Oz to Willow, as they discuss career choices in “What’s My Line?” \*Nobody can tell Marmaduke what to do. That’s my kinda dog. \* ---
**Author:** ![Amok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f17d59/32.png) [@Amok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amok)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2005, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/519 "2005-08-26T19:12:42Z")
> [@Bricker](#): > > \*Nobody can tell Marmaduke what to do. That’s my kinda dog. > \* Mr. Trick to the Mayor and his assistant in some third season episode. **Bad Girls** , maybe? _Together they face grand, overblown conflicts against an assortment of monsters, both imaginary and rooted in actual myth._ Which I have a feeling has been posted before, but there’s no way I’m reading back through 11 pages to check. ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2005, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/520 "2005-08-26T19:37:09Z")
> [@Amok](#): > > Mr. Trick to the Mayor and his assistant in some third season episode. **Bad Girls** , maybe? > > _Together they face grand, overblown conflicts against an assortment of monsters, both imaginary and rooted in actual myth._ > > Which I have a feeling has been posted before, but there’s no way I’m reading back through 11 pages to check. Well, if it was, here’s the answer again: Buffy’s psychiatrist to Buffy’s parents, describing her Slayer delusion in “Normal Again.” \*I believe that’s the dance of a brave little toaster. \* [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820.md?page=25) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820.md?page=27)