# A Buffy / Angel game... for fans.. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [October 23, 2004, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820 "2004-10-23T23:18:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 29
**Author:** ![Ezekiel25\_17](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4af34b/32.png) [@Ezekiel25\_17](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ezekiel25_17)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2005, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/561 "2005-09-06T23:32:23Z")
Wes to Spike in **Lineage** Oh, I got the stones. I got a whole bunch of … stones. ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/562 "2005-09-07T00:04:10Z")
> [@Ezekiel25:17](#): > > Wes to Spike in **Lineage** > > Oh, I got the stones. I got a whole bunch of … stones. Didn’t we do this one earlier in the thread? Buffy to Spike, refuting the idea that she won’t kill him because she doesn’t have the stones. \*Five by five? Five what by five what? See, that’s the thing. No one knows.\* ---
**Author:** ![Ezekiel25\_17](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4af34b/32.png) [@Ezekiel25\_17](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ezekiel25_17)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/563 "2005-09-07T01:52:17Z")
> [@Bricker](#): > > \*Five by five? Five what by five what? > > See, that’s the thing. No one knows.\* Tara and Willow in **This Year’s Girl** “Yeah, she’s actually an evil mastermind. It’s fun.” ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/564 "2005-09-07T03:07:00Z")
> [@Ezekiel25:17](#): > > “Yeah, she’s actually an evil mastermind. It’s fun.” Oz joshing with an unnamed jock about his reasons for dating Willow at the beginning of Season 2. “Phases.” \*Well this should work for you. It positively screams “nympho.” \* ---
**Author:** ![Ezekiel25\_17](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4af34b/32.png) [@Ezekiel25\_17](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ezekiel25_17)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/565 "2005-09-07T05:32:01Z")
The jock’s name was Larry > [@Bricker](#): > > \*Well this should work for you. It positively screams “nympho.” \* Xander to Cordy in **The Prom** “Oh, don’t worry. I mean, they might not look it, but bunnies can really take care of themselves.” ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 11:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/566 "2005-09-07T11:08:04Z")
> [@Ezekiel25:17](#): > > The jock’s name was Larry ARGH!! I should have remembered - same guy that comes out to Xander and thinks Xander’s saying that he’s gay, in “Earshot.” > [@](#): > > “Oh, don’t worry. I mean, they might not look it, but bunnies can really take care of themselves.” Oddly enough, not Anya! Oz to Willow, reassuring her that bunnies were not especially vulnerable during a werewolf’s hunting, in the People for the Ethical Treatment of Werewolves episode. “Phases?” \*He’s our grownup friend. Um, but not in a creepy way. \* ---
**Author:** ![marque\_elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71c47a/32.png) [@marque\_elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/marque_elf)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/567 "2005-09-07T14:15:27Z")
\*He’s our grownup friend. Um, but not in a creepy way. \* [/QUOTE] This is Willow introducing Giles to Kathy in _Living Conditions_. “Well, that was the most fun you could have without having any fun.” ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/568 "2005-09-07T19:27:10Z")
> [@marque elf](#): > > \*He’s our grownup friend. Um, but not in a creepy way. > \* This is Willow introducing Giles to Kathy in _Living Conditions_. “Well, that was the most fun you could have without having any fun.” [/QUOTE] Cordy’s commentary on the events of Sunnydale High’s graduation ceremony. \*Those are metaphor intestines. You’re not in any real pain! \* ---
**Author:** ![marque\_elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71c47a/32.png) [@marque\_elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/marque_elf)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/569 "2005-09-07T19:54:33Z")
\*Those are metaphor intestines. You’re not in any real pain! \* [/QUOTE] Anya is talking to Xander in the ep _Entropy_. She has just turned all demony and tried to curse his pancreas and nothing happened. “Be back before dawn.” ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/570 "2005-09-07T21:14:43Z")
> [@marque elf](#): > > \*Those are metaphor intestines. You’re not in any real pain! \* Anya is talking to Xander in the ep _Entropy_. She has just turned all demony and tried to curse his pancreas and nothing happened. “Be back before dawn.” [/QUOTE] Dream-Tara talking to Buffy during the First Slayer et al shared dream at the end of S4. “Restless.” (Awesome music, by the way). \*What kind of an unholy creature fancies cheap, tasteless statuary? \* ---
**Author:** ![marque\_elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71c47a/32.png) [@marque\_elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/marque_elf)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/571 "2005-09-07T22:08:40Z")
“Be back before dawn.” [/QUOTE] Dream-Tara talking to Buffy during the First Slayer et al shared dream at the end of S4. “Restless.” (Awesome music, by the way). \*What kind of an unholy creature fancies cheap, tasteless statuary? \* [/QUOTE] Willow and Giles are in the Magic Box investigating the murder of it’s owner and a robbery. Giles is speaking. The ep is _The Real Me._. “She’s all-temperature Buffy.” ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/572 "2005-09-07T23:41:59Z")
> [@marque elf](#): > > “She’s all-temperature Buffy.” Forrest’s weary reply to Riley as Riley moons over Buffy in early season 4… “A New Man.” _If he asks you to play chess, don’t even do it. The guy’s, like, a whiz._ ---
**Author:** ![Ezekiel25\_17](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4af34b/32.png) [@Ezekiel25\_17](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ezekiel25_17)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2005, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/573 "2005-09-08T02:27:21Z")
> [@Bricker](#): > > _If he asks you to play chess, don’t even do it. The guy’s, like, a whiz._ Xander to Buffy in **Killed by Death** “Well, I like it. I think you should call it Patches.” ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/574 "2005-09-09T20:35:05Z")
> [@Ezekiel25:17](#): > > “Well, I like it. I think you should call it Patches.” Oz’s suggestion for a name for the zombie cat in “Dead Man’s Party.” _I showed up on time, so I got to be Cowboy Guy._ ---
**Author:** ![marque\_elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71c47a/32.png) [@marque\_elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/marque_elf)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/575 "2005-09-09T20:50:06Z")
> [@Bricker](#): > > Oz’s suggestion for a name for the zombie cat in “Dead Man’s Party.” > > _I showed up on time, so I got to be Cowboy Guy._ This is Riley talking to the cast of Death Of A Salesman (sorta). This happens during Willow’s dream sequence in the ep _Restless_. “What does that mean?” ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2005, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/576 "2005-11-04T16:22:16Z")
> [@marque elf](#): > > This is Riley talking to the cast of Death Of A Salesman (sorta). This happens during Willow’s dream sequence in the ep _Restless_. > > “What does that mean?” I hope I’m not too late to revive this thread - I just found it “What does that mean” is in several episodes, but I chose Cordelia talking to Buffy upon seeing “LEARN” scrawled across the stage curtain in glitter in **Invisible Girl** now mine: “Just in time for Christmas.” ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2005, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/577 "2005-11-04T16:55:53Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > “Just in time for Christmas.” Bring on the Night. Buffy talking to Giles about the return of The First. Giles makes the comment. _Don’t be stupid. We gotta eat healthy. We can’t have cake. . . Can we get pie?_ ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2005, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/578 "2005-11-04T17:05:39Z")
> [@Bricker](#): > > Bring on the Night. Buffy talking to Giles about the return of The First. Giles makes the comment. > > _Don’t be stupid. We gotta eat healthy. We can’t have cake. . . Can we get pie?_ Ricky to Lilly in **Anne** _“You are attractive and have many good qualities”_ ---
**Author:** ![Dob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b2d939/32.png) [@Dob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dob)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2005, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/579 "2005-11-04T17:28:04Z")
> [@](#): > > “You are attractive and have many good qualities” Dont remember the episod name, but it was Warren’s robot girl to Buffy I believe. ---
**Author:** ![Dob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b2d939/32.png) [@Dob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dob)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2005, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/580 "2005-11-04T17:29:23Z")
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