# A Buffy / Angel game... for fans.. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [October 23, 2004, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820 "2004-10-23T23:18:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2004, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/41 "2004-10-25T01:59:45Z")
> [@WhyNot](#): > > **What could we talk about? Oh! Hey! I know! How about the ethics of boyfriend stealing?** > Cordelia to Willow in Season 3, _Dopplegangland_. She ambushes her in a hallway to talk about Xander! D’oh! No, no! It was Evil Willow, not Willow, wasn’t it? And she was in the cage in the library! :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2004, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/42 "2004-10-25T02:08:14Z")
> [@WhyNot](#): > > D’oh! No, no! It was Evil Willow, not Willow, wasn’t it? And she was in the cage in the library! :smack: Yup. > [@](#): > > You’re Rocky and Rocky II and half of the one with Mister T. Lorne to Angel, just after Angel has said he’s feeling rocky, and just before Lorne sends Angel off to the “Tesh Magev,” who turns out to be a phony. “Guise Will Be Guise” was the episode. \*\*Is there anyone here that hasn’t slept together? \*\* (And for a bonus, describe the glance that follows this question). ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2004, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/43 "2004-10-25T03:28:17Z")
> [@Bricker](#): > > \*\*Is there anyone here that hasn’t slept together? \*\* (And for a bonus, describe the glance that follows this question). Worm guy’s ex-girlfriend to the group in general, episode title escapes me. The glance was between Xander and Spike, I think? I won’t offer another quote because once again my answer was half-assed. ---
**Author:** ![Tenebras](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/977dab/32.png) [@Tenebras](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tenebras)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2004, 11:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/44 "2004-10-25T11:07:07Z")
Right, that was from “Beneath You,” as in “From beneath you, it devours.” It´s definately worm guy´s ex to the everybody. And the look is indescribable, so I think that the bonus question is, like, totally unfair. 😃 Ok , how about > [@](#): > > It’s devastating. He’s turned into a sixteen-year-old boy. Of course you’ll have to kill him. Death and destruction. All in a day´s work… ---
**Author:** ![Greg\_Charles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/839c29/32.png) [@Greg\_Charles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greg_Charles)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2004, 11:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/45 "2004-10-25T11:20:48Z")
> [@Tenebras](#): > > It’s devastating. He’s turned into a sixteen-year-old boy. Of course you’ll have to kill him. Giles to Buffy, talking about Xander, who is actually part hyena at that point. Giles should have learned not to contradict Buffy’s intuitions. Quote: “OK, now you’re abusing sarcasm.” ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2004, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/46 "2004-10-25T16:07:59Z")
> [@Greg Charles](#): > > OK, now you’re abusing sarcasm. Buffy, responding to Giles’ suggestion in “Never Kill a Boy on the First Date,” about using a time machine to go back in time and change an ancient prophecy so Buffy would have more time for her social life. **So, the plan is to cure my total, incapacitating blindness… tomorrow, then?** ---
**Author:** ![Cliffy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/59ef9b/32.png) [@Cliffy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cliffy)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2004, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/47 "2004-10-25T17:08:29Z")
Giles, in **Something Blue** , to Buffy and Spike canoodling in his living room. This one’s pretty easy, but: “Just like you. But with the sexula experience and stuff” –Cliffy ---
**Author:** ![Cliffy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/59ef9b/32.png) [@Cliffy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cliffy)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2004, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/48 "2004-10-25T17:10:13Z")
:smack: ---
**Author:** ![Tenebras](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/977dab/32.png) [@Tenebras](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tenebras)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2004, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/49 "2004-10-25T18:04:00Z")
Um… What did Buffy say to letterman jacket guy in season 7? Episode entitled… I just don´t know. ---
**Author:** ![Tenebras](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/977dab/32.png) [@Tenebras](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tenebras)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2004, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/50 "2004-10-25T18:32:56Z")
This may be slightly breaking the rules, but I´m feeling impatient\*. 😃 > [@](#): > > All the time you used to talk to me about witchcraft and darkness and the like - I just thought you were being pretentious. Tenebras - Also, I found the quote while getting the exact quote for this round. The title was Him… ---
**Author:** ![gonzoron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a6a055/32.png) [@gonzoron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzoron)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2004, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/51 "2004-10-25T19:24:25Z")
> [@Tenebras](#): > > All the time you used to talk to me about witchcraft and darkness and the like - I just thought you were being pretentious. Olivia to Giles. _Hush_ (Voice over):“I don’t see what this has to do with me.” “I don’t see what this has to do with me.” ---
**Author:** ![Cliffy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/59ef9b/32.png) [@Cliffy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cliffy)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2004, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/52 "2004-10-25T19:31:52Z")
Cordelia in **Earshot** , to the mind-reading Buffy. > [@](#): > > What’s a stevodore? –Cliffy ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2004, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/53 "2004-10-25T20:49:18Z")
> [@Cliffy](#): > > What’s a stevodore? Buffy (in Faith’s body) to Giles, after providing her bona fides – during her stint as a mind reader, Buffy picked up her mom’s recollection that Giles was “like a stevedore” during sex, referring to the “Band Candy” episode in which Giles and Joyce hooked up. This line was in either “This Year’s Girl” or “Who Are You?” – I don’t recall where one ends and the next begins. **Shut up, repressed crybabies!** ---
**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2004, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/54 "2004-10-25T22:18:37Z")
> [@](#): > > **Shut up, repressed crybabies!** Anya, in _Where the Wild Things Are_ (but I don’t know who she was talking to). _You are strange and off-putting. Go now._ ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2004, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/55 "2004-10-25T22:37:35Z")
> [@Lsura](#): > > Anya, in _Where the Wild Things Are_ (but I don’t know who she was talking to). > > _You are strange and off-putting. Go now._ Dracula, to Xander, in “Buffy Meets Dracula.” \*\*Fingers sold separately. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2004, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/56 "2004-10-25T22:51:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\*Fingers sold separately. \*\* Buffy to a Magick Shop customer in _Life Serial_, Season 6 (She’s chopped off the fingers of a mummy hand because it kept attacking her.) **Just call me the computer whisperer.** ---
**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2004, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/57 "2004-10-25T23:10:17Z")
> [@](#): > > **Just call me the computer whisperer.** Willow to Giles, _Buffy vs. Dracula_ **Willow’s a demon?** ---
**Author:** ![Don\_Draper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b2d939/32.png) [@Don\_Draper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_Draper)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2004, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/58 "2004-10-25T23:25:06Z")
> [@Lsura](#): > > **Willow’s a demon?** I’ll hazard a guess that it’s Johnathan from “Two to Go.” This may not be word for word, but I know it’s close enough to be identifiable: "This isn’t a game! It’s evil, violent death! And oh my _God_ could you have found a dorkier outfit? ---
**Author:** ![Ezekiel25\_17](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4af34b/32.png) [@Ezekiel25\_17](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ezekiel25_17)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2004, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/59 "2004-10-26T00:04:15Z")
“Willow’s a demon?” is Anya talking to the Council guys in Checkpoints. “This isn’t a game! It’s evil, violent death! And oh my God could you have found a dorkier outfit?” I believe this is Buffy talking to Diego from the episode “Lie to me” And for my clue: I may be love’s bitch, but at least I’m man enough to admit it. (Ok, so its an easy one, but I do love it so) ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2004, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/60 "2004-10-26T00:22:09Z")
Spike. Speaking to Angel, I’m pretty sure. Can’t remember the context, but I’m 99% sure it’s a Spike/Angel exchange. OK…that was a half-assed answer, but I’m giving a new one, anyway! ‘Luke, I am your father!’ (An easy one, but I like the scene.) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820.md?page=4)