# A Buffy / Angel game... for fans..

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [October 23, 2004, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820 "2004-10-23T23:18:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2005, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/581 "2005-11-04T17:29:34Z")

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> [@anyrose](#):
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> _“You are attractive and have many good qualities”_

Xander’s soothing non-reply to Anya, after Anya’s all-too-literal speculations about what it was like for Buffy in Heaven.

_You know I’m only doing this 'cause I’m . . . I’m lonely and drunk and you . . . you smell really good._

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**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2005, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/582 "2005-11-04T17:30:43Z")

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> [@Bricker](#):
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> Xander’s soothing non-reply to Anya, after Anya’s all-too-literal speculations about what it was like for Buffy in Heaven.

Tabula Rasa was the ep for this quote.

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2005, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/583 "2005-11-04T17:35:12Z")

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> [@Bricker](#):
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> Xander’s soothing non-reply to Anya, after Anya’s all-too-literal speculations about what it was like for Buffy in Heaven.
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> _You know I’m only doing this 'cause I’m . . . I’m lonely and drunk and you . . . you smell really good._

Anya to Spike in **Entropy**

[quote=Dob]  
ohh…look at that lip. im gunna get it.

[quote]

actually, it’s  
“_Oh, pouty! Look at that lip… gonna get it… gonna get it_”  
which is Spike to Buffy in _Something Blue_

now mine:  
“_Not a book thing. It’s a phone thing_.”

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**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2005, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/584 "2005-11-04T17:49:49Z")

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> [@anyrose](#):
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> Not a book thing. It’s a phone thing.

The Killer In Me

Buffy, conceding that research isn’t the answer to solving Spike’s chip malfunction.

_I knew you’d like it. I found it in a quaint little shopgirl._

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2005, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/585 "2005-11-04T17:55:02Z")

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> [@Bricker](#):
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> _I knew you’d like it. I found it in a quaint little shopgirl._

Angelus to Drusilla in **Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered**.  
_Oh, that’s my cue to go put some clothes on._

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2005, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/586 "2005-11-04T18:05:32Z")

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> [@silenus](#):
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> Angelus to Drusilla in **Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered**.  
> _Oh, that’s my cue to go put some clothes on._

Tara to Dawn in **Seeing Red**

_“…it doesn’t end. It never, ever ends.”_

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**Author:** ![Selkie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbce88/32.png) [@Selkie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Selkie)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2005, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/587 "2005-11-04T22:35:22Z")

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> [@anyrose](#):
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> “…it doesn’t end. It never, ever ends.”

Penn to Angel, “Somnambulist.”

And an easy one, but one of my favorites:

_“I spent my life training for this, and I’m still not ready.”_

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2005, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/588 "2005-11-05T00:25:28Z")

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> [@Selkie](#):
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> Penn to Angel, “Somnambulist.”
> 
> And an easy one, but one of my favorites:
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> _“I spent my life training for this, and I’m still not ready.”_

Wesley to Cordelia in\*\* Soulless\*\*

_“Okay, here is what we should do.”_

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**Author:** ![Ezekiel25\_17](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4af34b/32.png) [@Ezekiel25\_17](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ezekiel25_17)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/589 "2005-11-06T05:37:09Z")

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> [@anyrose](#):
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> _“Okay, here is what we should do.”_

Willow to the sparks in **Fear Itself**

And I too shall offer up an easy one:

“This party? Heard it was for some chick that just got out of rehab.”

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**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/590 "2005-11-06T05:47:39Z")

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> [@Ezekiel25:17](#):
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> “This party? Heard it was for some chick that just got out of rehab.”

Random party attendee at Buffy’s house in “Dead Man’s Party.”

She was, like, a good fairy. A scary, veiny… good fairy.

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**Author:** ![Ezekiel25\_17](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4af34b/32.png) [@Ezekiel25\_17](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ezekiel25_17)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/591 "2005-11-06T05:58:53Z")

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> [@Bricker](#):
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> She was, like, a good fairy. A scary, veiny… good fairy.

Cordy referring to Anya in **The Wish**

“It’s about the rules having changed. Everything’s different now. Nothing wrong with me. Something wrong with her.”

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**Author:** ![TygerDralion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e19adc/32.png) [@TygerDralion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TygerDralion)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/592 "2005-11-06T06:01:31Z")

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> [@Bricker](#):
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> Random party attendee at Buffy’s house in “Dead Man’s Party.”
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> She was, like, a good fairy. A scary, veiny… good fairy.

Cordy to herself in “The Wish”

“You know, nowadays, every girl with a henna tattoo and a spice rack thinks she’s a sister to the dark ones.”

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**Author:** ![Ezekiel25\_17](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4af34b/32.png) [@Ezekiel25\_17](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ezekiel25_17)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/593 "2005-11-06T06:04:36Z")

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> [@TygerDralion](#):
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> “You know, nowadays, every girl with a henna tattoo and a  
> spice rack thinks she’s a sister to the dark ones.”

Willow to Buffy in **Hush**

My old one is still in play:  
“It’s about the rules having changed. Everything’s different now. Nothing wrong with me. Something wrong with her.”

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**Author:** ![TygerDralion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e19adc/32.png) [@TygerDralion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TygerDralion)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/594 "2005-11-06T06:14:45Z")

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> [@Ezekiel25:17](#):
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> “It’s about the rules having changed. Everything’s different now. Nothing wrong with me. Something wrong with her.”

Spike to Warren in “Smashed”.

“I’m three thousand years old! When are you going to stop treating me like I’m nine hundred?”

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**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/595 "2005-11-06T14:48:38Z")

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> [@TygerDralion](#):
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> “I’m three thousand years old! When are you going to stop treating me like I’m nine hundred?”

Kathy (Buffy’s demon freshman roommate) to her father in _Living Conditions_  
" Come on. You drop by for a cup of coffee, and the world’s not ending? Please"

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**Author:** ![DWMarch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dwmarch/32/1010_2.png) [@DWMarch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DWMarch)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2005, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/596 "2005-11-06T23:05:20Z")

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> [@Lsura](#):
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> Kathy (Buffy’s demon freshman roommate) to her father in _Living Conditions_  
> " Come on. You drop by for a cup of coffee, and the world’s not ending? Please"

Too easy… Connor to Angel in “Not Fade Away” joining in the battle against Hamilton.

Here’s an obscure one: “No shadow.”

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2005, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/597 "2005-11-07T03:12:45Z")

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> [@DWMarch](#):
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> Here’s an obscure one: “No shadow.”

could be a game killer  
even [the Buffyverse Dialogue Database](http://vrya.net/bdb/index.php) was no help

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**Post date:** [November 8, 2005, 10:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/598 "2005-11-08T10:18:59Z")

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> [@anyrose](#):
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> could be a game killer  
> even [the Buffyverse Dialogue Database](http://vrya.net/bdb/index.php) was no help

I’ll give a hint… it’s from Angel, season 2. Said by a vampire, if that helps any.

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2005, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/599 "2005-11-08T19:44:24Z")

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> [@DWMarch](#):
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> I’ll give a hint… it’s from Angel, season 2. Said by a vampire, if that helps any.

no luck  
are you quoting from memory? or directly from a printed transcript?

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**Post date:** [November 13, 2005, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/600 "2005-11-13T11:53:30Z")

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> [@anyrose](#):
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> no luck  
> are you quoting from memory? or directly from a printed transcript?

Okay, in the interest of keeping the game alive, I’ll answer my own. This one is from “Redefinition” said by Drusilla just before Angel lights her and Darla on fire. Dru looks pretty horrified when she says it and it’s always stuck with me. I guess it didn’t stick with anyone else…

Since I answered my own, I’ll post the next quote too… In the spirit of my obscure quote let’s try this one:

“Sorry Angel, I got nothing.”

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