# A Buffy / Angel game... for fans..

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [October 23, 2004, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820 "2004-10-23T23:18:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Cliffy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/59ef9b/32.png) [@Cliffy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cliffy)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2004, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/81 "2004-10-26T19:56:08Z")

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Isn’t it Acathla in the big rock? (The Judge was in several boxes.) Which would make it either Becoming Part I or Part II.

**Mindwanderer** ’s quote is Anya to the Scoobies, explaining the concept of alternate worlds in Superstar.

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> I… am… pleasant.

–Cliffy

P.S. On preview I see that **Ezekiel** beat me (hamsters!), but since he didn’t provide a quote, I posted anyway.

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**Author:** ![Ezekiel25\_17](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4af34b/32.png) [@Ezekiel25\_17](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ezekiel25_17)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2004, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/82 "2004-10-26T20:31:28Z")

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“I…am…pleasant”  
I think this one might be in multiple episodes, but Cordy said it while looking in a mirror in the Angel Ep “The Shrowd of Rhamon” remarking on her big teeth.

And now for a quote that (if you get TNT) will be on today at 5PM Eastern Standard Time in the US)

“People who don’t care about anything will never understand the people who do.”

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**Author:** ![Phelan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a183cd/32.png) [@Phelan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phelan)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2004, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/83 "2004-10-26T20:38:34Z")

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“Yeah, but we don’t care”  
Series finale of Angel.

“Did you know the devil had a robot?”

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**Author:** ![lisacurl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/41988e/32.png) [@lisacurl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lisacurl)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2004, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/84 "2004-10-26T21:05:30Z")

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> [@Phelan](#):
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> “Yeah, but we don’t care”  
> Series finale of Angel.
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> “Did you know the devil had a robot?”

That’s Angel to (I think) Wes in _The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco_  
“Anyone else feel like the last feisty wife in Stepford?”

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**Author:** ![Ezekiel25\_17](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4af34b/32.png) [@Ezekiel25\_17](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ezekiel25_17)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2004, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/85 "2004-10-26T21:47:12Z")

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> [@lisacurl](#):
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> “Anyone else feel like the last feisty wife in Stepford?”

Thats Lorne to the crew in “Sacrifice”

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**Author:** ![Ezekiel25\_17](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4af34b/32.png) [@Ezekiel25\_17](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ezekiel25_17)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2004, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/86 "2004-10-26T21:58:20Z")

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“All monkeys are French. You didn’t know that?”

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**Author:** ![Cliffy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/59ef9b/32.png) [@Cliffy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cliffy)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2004, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/87 "2004-10-26T22:08:00Z")

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Oz, to Willow, before they decided to make him taciturn. Google tells me it’s in **What’s my Line, Part I**.

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> I have a hard time imagining Nick and Nora Fury hiding out from their own relatives in the bathroom

–Cliffy

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**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2004, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/88 "2004-10-26T22:11:08Z")

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> All monkeys are French. You didn’t know that?

Oz to Willow, _What’s My Line, Part 2_  
And kind of an easy one, but I like it:  
**Just sitting here, watching our barren lives pass us by. Oh look, a cockroach.**

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**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2004, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/89 "2004-10-26T22:13:37Z")

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And to answer **Cliffy’s**

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> I have a hard time imagining Nick and Nora Fury hiding out from their own relatives in the bathroom

Xander to Anya(?) in _As You Were_

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**Author:** ![Ezekiel25\_17](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4af34b/32.png) [@Ezekiel25\_17](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ezekiel25_17)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2004, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/90 "2004-10-26T22:30:43Z")

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> [@Lsura](#):
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> **Just sitting here, watching our barren lives pass us by. Oh look, a cockroach.**

Thats Willow to Xander in “Angel”

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**Author:** ![Ezekiel25\_17](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4af34b/32.png) [@Ezekiel25\_17](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ezekiel25_17)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2004, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/91 "2004-10-26T22:32:58Z")

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“How long have you known your girlfriend’s Tinkerbell?”

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**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2004, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/92 "2004-10-27T00:40:50Z")

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> [@Ezekiel25:17](#):
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> “How long have you known your girlfriend’s Tinkerbell?”

Xander to Willow… I forget what episode. ☹ Afterlife?  
Don’t y’all think this is some kind of government conspiracy? Cuz my friend Levon says the government is always taking kids and experimentin’ on 'em. Did anybody else have to take a personality disorder test recently? They ask you about politics and your bowel movements and if you want to be a florist…"

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**Author:** ![Ezekiel25\_17](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4af34b/32.png) [@Ezekiel25\_17](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ezekiel25_17)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2004, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/93 "2004-10-27T00:45:31Z")

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> [@elfkin477](#):
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> Don’t y’all think this is some kind of government conspiracy? Cuz my friend Levon says the government is always taking kids and experimentin’ on 'em. Did anybody else have to take a personality disorder test recently? They ask you about politics and your bowel movements and if you want to be a florist…"

Has to be Fred, she’s the only person in the Whedonverse to say Y’all. The episode is Spin the Bottle

Now for a slightly different (though equally easy) test  
The following quote appears in at least 2 episodes. Name them both.

“I think I’m kinda Gay”

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**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2004, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/94 "2004-10-27T00:59:24Z")

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> [@Ezekiel25:17](#):
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> “I think I’m kinda Gay”

Willow, in Doppelgangland and Tabula Rasa

Back in a minute with another quote…

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**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2004, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/95 "2004-10-27T01:07:26Z")

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\*\* Oh, scary vampires, they die from splinters.\*\*

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**Author:** ![Ezekiel25\_17](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4af34b/32.png) [@Ezekiel25\_17](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ezekiel25_17)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2004, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/96 "2004-10-27T01:25:32Z")

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> [@Lsura](#):
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> \*\* Oh, scary vampires, they die from splinters.\*\*

Thats Dawn in her journal in the episode “Real Me”  
“Every day you wake up, it’s the same bloody question that haunts you: Is today the day I die?”

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**Author:** ![MindWanderer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d78d45/32.png) [@MindWanderer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MindWanderer)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2004, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/97 "2004-10-27T01:31:04Z")

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> [@Lsura](#):
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> \*\* Oh, scary vampires, they die from splinters.\*\*

Dawn said it in Real Me  
**Apparently we’d be risking a tragic chain reaction, but… I just really like… coffee. I think coffee might be worth it. And I would like to get to know coffee better.**

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**Author:** ![Ezekiel25\_17](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4af34b/32.png) [@Ezekiel25\_17](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ezekiel25_17)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2004, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/98 "2004-10-27T01:34:23Z")

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> [@MindWanderer](#):
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> **Apparently we’d be risking a tragic chain reaction, but… I just really like… coffee. I think coffee might be worth it. And I would like to get to know coffee better.**

Buffy to Ben in I Was Made to Love You

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**Author:** ![MindWanderer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d78d45/32.png) [@MindWanderer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MindWanderer)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2004, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/99 "2004-10-27T01:37:02Z")

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> [@Ezekiel25:17](#):
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> Buffy to Ben in I Was Made to Love You

err, I thought it was Ben to Buffy?

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**Author:** ![Ezekiel25\_17](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4af34b/32.png) [@Ezekiel25\_17](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ezekiel25_17)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2004, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/100 "2004-10-27T01:40:32Z")

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> [@MindWanderer](#):
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> err, I thought it was Ben to Buffy?

You’re right. Sorry.  
He asked her out for coffee she went all emotional meltdown and that was his response. I should be mocked for my impertinence.

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