# A Buffy / Angel game... for fans..

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [October 23, 2004, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820 "2004-10-23T23:18:18Z")\
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**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2004, 10:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/101 "2004-10-27T10:21:39Z")

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I don’t see this one answered yet:

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> “Every day you wake up, it’s the same bloody question that haunts you: Is today the day I die?”

Spike to Buffy, _Fool for Love_  
\*\*Sire-whipped. \*\*

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**Author:** ![threeorange](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@threeorange](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/threeorange)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2004, 10:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/102 "2004-10-27T10:39:27Z")

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> [@Ezekiel25:17](#):
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> “Every day you wake up, it’s the same bloody question that haunts you: Is today the day I die?”

I think it’s Spike to Buffy in **Fool for Love**

“We’re not being judgy, just observy.”

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**Author:** ![Ezekiel25\_17](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4af34b/32.png) [@Ezekiel25\_17](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ezekiel25_17)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2004, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/103 "2004-10-27T20:21:14Z")

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> [@threeorange](#):
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> “We’re not being judgy, just observy.”

Xander to Buffy and Anya about Willows magic in Wrecked

Sire-Whipped is some vamp (peaches?) to the rest of Harmony’s crew in “The Real Me”  
“Things aren’t always so simple as - going out and slaying the big, bad ugly. There are in this world shades of gray”

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**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2004, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/104 "2004-10-27T20:34:00Z")

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> [@Ezekiel25:17](#):
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> “Things aren’t always so simple as - going out and slaying the big, bad ugly. There are in this world shades of gray”

Wesley to Gunn, talking about the advisibility of finding the killer that shredded Merle. “That Ol’ Gang of Mine.”

**Shouldn’t she have a better reward system? You know, like a cookie or a toy surprise like at the dentist’s?**

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**Author:** ![Ezekiel25\_17](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4af34b/32.png) [@Ezekiel25\_17](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ezekiel25_17)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2004, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/105 "2004-10-27T20:49:10Z")

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> [@Bricker](#):
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> **Shouldn’t she have a better reward system? You know, like a cookie or a toy surprise like at the dentist’s?**

Buffy to Willow about Prof. Walsh giving her more work for writing a good paper.  
“You know what? You’re right. Enough talk. Let’s do this, already. I’m itchin’ to get physical”

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**Author:** ![DWMarch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dwmarch/32/1010_2.png) [@DWMarch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DWMarch)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2004, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/106 "2004-10-27T22:12:00Z")

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> [@Ezekiel25:17](#):
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> Buffy to Willow about Prof. Walsh giving her more work for writing a good paper.  
> “You know what? You’re right. Enough talk. Let’s do this, already. I’m itchin’ to get physical”

Finally one I know! That’s from 5x02 of Angel, “Just Rewards” said from Spike to Angel.

How about:

“We got you some supercharged warrior juice, not some shmuck… you must feel great!”

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**Author:** ![Ezekiel25\_17](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4af34b/32.png) [@Ezekiel25\_17](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ezekiel25_17)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2004, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/107 "2004-10-27T22:28:39Z")

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> [@DWMarch](#):
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> “We got you some supercharged warrior juice, not some shmuck… you must feel great!”

Thats the Devil (he has a name…is it Izzy?) to Angel in the second to last episode of Angel, Powerplay.

“Look, I don’t blame you for feelin’ this way, but I’m not gonna justify my existence to you. I wouldn’t be able to. But what I can do is take that spear away from you and snap it into kindling and break your neck in half the time it would take for you to give it a good push. Or you can step aside and let me go help my friend.”

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**Author:** ![DWMarch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dwmarch/32/1010_2.png) [@DWMarch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DWMarch)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2004, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/108 "2004-10-28T06:10:38Z")

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I just watched Season 4 so I know that that one is from the Jasmine arc, when the kids in the sewer discover that Angel is a vampire… the episode must have been… _Sacrifice_. It was Angel responding to the kids as they menaced him. I loved that moment because it showed that Angel was just pissed that things weren’t going his way and he was starting to get impatient.

Probably an easy one…

“Oh well, whaddya do? Take the good with the bad, that’s what I always say.”

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**Author:** ![Ezekiel25\_17](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4af34b/32.png) [@Ezekiel25\_17](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ezekiel25_17)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2004, 8:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/109 "2004-10-28T08:11:51Z")

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> [@DWMarch](#):
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> “Oh well, whaddya do? Take the good with the bad, that’s what I always say.”

Angelus, mostly to himself, but Faith is there. The episode was Salvage.  
“OK, not when you make it sound all dirty like that. It’s just tea.”

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**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2004, 10:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/110 "2004-10-28T10:23:33Z")

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> [@Ezekiel25:17](#):
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> “OK, not when you make it sound all dirty like that. It’s just tea.”

Willow to Buffy _The Killer in Me_  
**Go act baity.**

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**Author:** ![Kyla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/eada6e/32.png) [@Kyla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyla)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2004, 11:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/111 "2004-10-28T11:24:55Z")

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> [@Lsura](#):
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> Willow to Buffy _The Killer in Me_  
> **Go act baity.**

Xander to Cordelia, _Anne_

Oh, now I have to do one, huh?

**I think we’ve just put our finger on why we’re the sidekicks.**

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**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2004, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/112 "2004-10-28T13:39:00Z")

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> [@Kyla](#):
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> Xander to Cordelia, _Anne_
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> Oh, now I have to do one, huh?
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> **I think we’ve just put our finger on why we’re the sidekicks.**

That’s Willow, talking to Anya, Xander, and Tara as they lounge on the beach contemplating how they like to stay sedentary, while Buffy and Riley run around playing one-on-one football. “Buffy Meets Dracula.”

**It’s angry at the room. It wants the room to suffer.**

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**Author:** ![chrisk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6de8d8/32.png) [@chrisk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chrisk)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2004, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/113 "2004-10-28T13:58:38Z")

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> [@Bricker](#):
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> **It’s angry at the room. It wants the room to suffer.**

That’s too easy - Buffy talking to her mom about the zombie mask in ‘dead man’s party’… probably early in the episode, before she goes out to find her friends.

**"Ok, we’re a paradox. That’s cool."**

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**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2004, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/114 "2004-10-28T15:25:08Z")

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> [@chrisk](#):
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> That’s too easy - Buffy talking to her mom about the zombie mask in ‘dead man’s party’… probably early in the episode, before she goes out to find her friends.
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> **"Ok, we’re a paradox. That’s cool."**

That’s the vampire that Adam recruits, replying to Adam’s comment that vampires are demons in a human body. “Who Are You.”

**The girl’s not playing with a full deck. She has almost no deck. She has a three.**

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**Author:** ![Ezekiel25\_17](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4af34b/32.png) [@Ezekiel25\_17](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ezekiel25_17)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2004, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/115 "2004-10-28T19:25:49Z")

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> [@Bricker](#):
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> **The girl’s not playing with a full deck. She has almost no deck. She has a three.**

Thats Buffy to Giles about Faith in “Faith, Hope and Trick”

“If you go into the woods tonight, you won’t believe your eyes. If you go into the woods tonight, you’re in for a big surprise…”

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**Author:** ![cryptic\_j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/898d66/32.png) [@cryptic\_j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cryptic_j)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2004, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/116 "2004-10-28T19:51:21Z")

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> “If you go into the woods tonight, you won’t believe your eyes. If you go into the woods tonight, you’re in for a big surprise…”

Gingerbread??

sorry thats all I got!

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**Author:** ![Ezekiel25\_17](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4af34b/32.png) [@Ezekiel25\_17](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ezekiel25_17)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2004, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/117 "2004-10-28T20:15:02Z")

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Not Gingerbread, but the person who said this line was in that ep, (from a certain point of view)

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**Author:** ![cryptic\_j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/898d66/32.png) [@cryptic\_j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cryptic_j)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2004, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/118 "2004-10-28T21:01:04Z")

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ermmm… did Amy say it…

although - - I’m asuming your meaning Amy was a Rat - which she turned into in Gingerbread…

The Mayor… did he say it?

DAMN YOU!!!

I INVENTED THIS GAME - - I SHOULD KNOW THIS STUFF…

_hangs head in shame_

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**Author:** ![chrisk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6de8d8/32.png) [@chrisk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chrisk)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2004, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/119 "2004-10-28T23:28:32Z")

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> [@Ezekiel25:17](#):
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> “If you go into the woods tonight, you won’t believe your eyes. If you go into the woods tonight, you’re in for a big surprise…”

I know this one!!

Angelus in ‘soulless’, right near the beginning, singing to himself, anticipating Wesley coming in to try to interrogate him!!

**"Okay, this is a puzzle… No, wait – I’m good at these… Does it involve a midget and a block of ice??"**

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**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2004, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/120 "2004-10-28T23:52:07Z")

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> [@](#):
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> **"Okay, this is a puzzle… No, wait – I’m good at these… Does it involve a midget and a block of ice??"**

Buffy to Willow, in _I Robot, You Jane_  
This is from one episode that I love - but I can’t use the most obvious quotes from it.

_Formatia trans sicere educatorum_

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