# A Buffy / Angel game... for fans.. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [October 23, 2004, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820 "2004-10-23T23:18:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![cbawlmer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@cbawlmer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cbawlmer)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2004, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/121 "2004-10-28T23:53:18Z")
> [@Lsura](#): > > This is from one episode that I love - but I can’t use the most obvious quotes from it. > > _Formatia trans sicere educatorum_ Angel to Jenny Calendar, “Passion”. ---
**Author:** ![Ezekiel25\_17](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4af34b/32.png) [@Ezekiel25\_17](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ezekiel25_17)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2004, 7:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/122 "2004-10-29T07:53:51Z")
(Slight Hijack) I never really understood why Jenny was suprised Angel got in, the school is public property and thus requires no inivite. No one asked how Spike and Dru’s gang got in on Parent Teacher Night. (here endeth the hijack) Anywho, since we are quoteless: “You were a legendary dark warrior - and you let yourself be castrated. And you have the audacity to crawl in here and demand restoration?” ---
**Author:** ![cryptic\_j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/898d66/32.png) [@cryptic\_j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cryptic_j)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2004, 10:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/123 "2004-10-29T10:27:20Z")
Got to be the Demon guy to Spike in… “2 to Go”… second or third to last of S6 anyway… “Good-bye, Picadilly. Farewell, Leicester-bloody-Square” ---
**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2004, 10:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/124 "2004-10-29T10:58:35Z")
> [@cryptic\_j](#): > > “Good-bye, Picadilly. Farewell, Leicester-bloody-Square” Oooh! Spike to Buffy in _Becoming, Part 2._ - it’s right around the time he talks about Happy Meals with legs. _Love the hair. It just screams street urchin._ ---
**Author:** ![cbawlmer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@cbawlmer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cbawlmer)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2004, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/125 "2004-10-29T16:58:27Z")
> [@Lsura](#): > > _Love the hair. It just screams street urchin._ That’s Cordelia to Buffy in “Halloween”, right? Here’s my quote: “I am not having sex with Spike, but I’m starting to think you are.” ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2004, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/126 "2004-10-29T17:10:34Z")
> [@cbawlmer](#): > > That’s Cordelia to Buffy in “Halloween”, right? > > Here’s my quote: > > “I am not having sex with Spike, but I’m starting to think you are.” Ha! Buffy to Xander, during “Intervention,” when everyone thinks Buffy’s boffing Spike, but it’s really the Buffy robot. **I came, I conquered, I felt really bad about it.** ---
**Author:** ![cbawlmer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@cbawlmer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cbawlmer)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2004, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/127 "2004-10-29T17:18:58Z")
> [@Bricker](#): > > **I came, I conquered, I felt really bad about it.** Spike, not quoting Caesar, to the Scoobies in “Pangs”. “There’s more than one way to skin a cat. And I happen to know that factually that’s true.” ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2004, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/128 "2004-10-29T17:24:48Z")
> [@cbawlmer](#): > > Spike, not quoting Caesar, to the Scoobies in “Pangs”. > > “There’s more than one way to skin a cat. And I happen to know that factually that’s true.” Mayor Wilkins, to Faith, on her failed attempt to seduce Angel and turn him into Angelus. “Enemies.” **You know, we could have figure staking, and speed staking.** ---
**Author:** ![Ezekiel25\_17](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4af34b/32.png) [@Ezekiel25\_17](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ezekiel25_17)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2004, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/129 "2004-10-29T22:33:12Z")
> [@Bricker](#): > > **You know, we could have figure staking, and speed staking.** Buffy to Riley in Superstar about slaying becoming a competitive sport “Really? You and me, buddy cop summer release? We iron out our wacky differences and bond? Don’t think so.” ---
**Author:** ![Saltire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saltire/32/553_2.png) [@Saltire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saltire)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2004, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/130 "2004-10-29T23:06:16Z")
> [@Ezekiel25:17](#): > > “Really? You and me, buddy cop summer release? We iron out our wacky differences and bond? Don’t think so.” Sahjann to Angel in _Forgiving_. “looking in windows knocking on doors They need to take seven and they might take yours” ---
**Author:** ![Kyla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/eada6e/32.png) [@Kyla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyla)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2004, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/131 "2004-10-29T23:16:04Z")
> [@Saltire](#): > > Sahjann to Angel in _Forgiving_. > > “looking in windows > knocking on doors > They need to take seven > and they might take yours” Creepy little girl to Buffy in _Hush_. “Nobody deserves a mime.” (I cut out the last word of the line, which is the name of the person being spoken to.) ---
**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2004, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/132 "2004-10-30T00:11:09Z")
> [@Kyla](#): > > “Nobody deserves a mime.” Oz to Buffy, in _Living Conditions_ _Hunting for a psychopathic superbitch is definitely in the above-and-beyond category._ ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2004, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/133 "2004-10-30T01:22:44Z")
> [@Lsura](#): > > Oz to Buffy, in _Living Conditions_ > _Hunting for a psychopathic superbitch is definitely in the above-and-beyond category._ Willow to Tara, thanking her for coming along to try to find Faith after she’s gone bad. “This Year’s Girl.” You know… it’s beginning to occur to me that I’ve watched this entire series too many times. \*\*I have finesse! I have finesse coming out of my bottom! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![threeorange](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@threeorange](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/threeorange)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2004, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/134 "2004-10-30T15:28:38Z")
> [@Bricker](#): > > \*\*I have finesse! I have finesse coming out of my bottom! \*\* I think that’s Anya, explaining how well she deals with customers at the Magic Box, in **Triangle** “There’ll be violence, strong language, adult content…” ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2004, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/135 "2004-10-30T17:10:15Z")
> [@](#): > > “There’ll be violence, strong language, adult content…” Buffy to Darla, “Welcome to the Hellmouth” An easy one: “Would you like me to lie to you now?” ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2004, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/136 "2004-10-30T18:21:00Z")
> [@Otto](#): > > An easy one: “Would you like me to lie to you now?” Giles to Buffy, _Lie To Me_ Another easy one: “The words ‘Let that be a lesson’ are a tad redundant at this juncture.” ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2004, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/137 "2004-10-30T19:24:32Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > Giles to Buffy, _Lie To Me_ Not what I had in mind, but I hesitate to call “wrong” without reviewing a transcript. The line comes up in another episode which I was quoting. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2004, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/138 "2004-10-30T22:09:37Z")
I just checked the transcript, and it **is** wrong! My bad! :smack: ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2004, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/139 "2004-10-30T22:12:48Z")
The correct answer, of course, is Illyria to Wes - _Not Fade Away_😃 ---
**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2004, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/140 "2004-10-30T23:54:14Z")
> [@](#): > > “The words ‘Let that be a lesson’ are a tad redundant at this juncture.” Buffy to Giles, _Reptile Boy_ _Together they face grand, overblown conflicts against an assortment of monsters, both imaginary and rooted in actual myth._ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820.md?page=8)