# A Buffy / Angel game... for fans.. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [October 23, 2004, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820 "2004-10-23T23:18:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2004, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/141 "2004-10-31T00:01:46Z")
The Doctor, to Joyce in _Normal Again_. “You went shopping at the local boogedy-boogedy store?” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2004, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/142 "2004-10-31T00:15:13Z")
> [@](#): > > “You went shopping at the local boogedy-boogedy store?” Angel to Jenny Calendar in _Passion_ \*Timmy’s down the bloody well, and if you make me miss it I’ll… \* ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2004, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/143 "2004-10-31T00:47:33Z")
Spike to Giles in _Something Blue_? I won’t post a new quote until I get confirmation. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2004, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/144 "2004-10-31T00:55:50Z")
Confirmed! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2004, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/145 "2004-10-31T01:32:08Z")
> [@Otto](#): > > Spike to Giles in _Something Blue_? > > I won’t post a new quote until I get confirmation. If you’re waiting for me, then yep, you’re right. ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2004, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/146 "2004-10-31T03:23:09Z")
Oh damn, now I have to come up with a quote. OK, incredibly easy one: “Concurrently.” ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2004, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/147 "2004-10-31T06:36:50Z")
> [@Otto](#): > > “Concurrently.” Darla, to Angelus, refering to the way the Immortal had Darla and Dru - _The Girl In Question_ “Nest full of vampires, you come get me, okay. Box full of puppies, that’s more of a judgment call.” ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2004, 10:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/148 "2004-10-31T10:10:37Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > Darla, to Angelus, refering to the way the Immortal had Darla and Dru - _The Girl In Question_ > > “Nest full of vampires, you come get me, okay. Box full of puppies, that’s more of a judgment call.” That was “Superstar” Jonathan, condescendingly, to Buffy, as the gang asks for his help defeating vampires. **I saved the world with talking from my mouth. My mouth saved the world.** ---
**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2004, 10:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/149 "2004-10-31T10:40:37Z")
> [@](#): > > **I saved the world with talking from my mouth. My mouth saved the world.** Xander to Dawn & Buffy, in _Same time, Same Place_ - If you had any shred of decency, you would have participated, or at least, um, helped.\* ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2004, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/150 "2004-10-31T17:20:10Z")
> [@Lsura](#): > > - If you had any shred of decency, you would have participated, or at least, um, helped.\* Giles to Buffy - _The Puppet Show_ “First of all, Martha Stewart knows jack about hand-cut prosciutto.” ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2004, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/151 "2004-10-31T19:35:47Z")
Buffy to Cordelia et. al. in “Faith, Hope and Trick.” “No, no, I’m not saying that at all. Though I do hate her, quite a lot.” ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2004, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/152 "2004-10-31T22:42:07Z")
Giles to Buffy, about Maggie walsh - _A New Man_ “You were pretending that seeing scantily-clad girls in revealing postures was a spiritual experience.” ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2004, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/153 "2004-10-31T23:53:31Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > Giles to Buffy, about Maggie walsh - _A New Man_ > > “You were pretending that seeing scantily-clad girls in revealing > postures was a spiritual experience.” Willow to Xander, as he watches the girls prep for the cheerleading tryout in the episode where we learn that Amy’s mom is “The Witch.” **I provide much-needed sarcasm**. ---
**Author:** ![Ezekiel25\_17](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4af34b/32.png) [@Ezekiel25\_17](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ezekiel25_17)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2004, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/154 "2004-11-01T04:51:46Z")
> [@Bricker](#): > > **I provide much-needed sarcasm**. Anya to Buffy and crew regarding the role she fills in the group in “Get it Done” “There are things I will not tolerate: students loitering on campus after school, horrible murders with hearts being removed. And also smoking” ---
**Author:** ![Saltire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saltire/32/553_2.png) [@Saltire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saltire)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2004, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/155 "2004-11-01T05:38:18Z")
> [@Ezekiel25:17](#): > > “There are things I will not tolerate: students loitering on campus after school, horrible murders with hearts being removed. And also smoking” Principal Snyder to Buffy in _The Puppet Show_. “I made them double-check spreadsheets for all eternity.” ---
**Author:** ![threeorange](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@threeorange](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/threeorange)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2004, 11:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/156 "2004-11-01T11:06:06Z")
> [@Saltire](#): > > “I made them double-check spreadsheets for all eternity.” Anya to Giles, in **The Bargaining, Pt. 1** “I’m a right-biter, see?” ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2004, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/157 "2004-11-01T12:34:39Z")
**I’m a right-biter, see?** Harmony to Fred in Harm’s Way, Angel Season 5. She’s explaining how she couldn’t have killed a human in violation of company policy, as he was bitten on the left, and she’s a “right biter.” \*\* The King of Cups expects a picnic! But this is not his birthday. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![cryptic\_j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/898d66/32.png) [@cryptic\_j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cryptic_j)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2004, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/158 "2004-11-01T13:24:58Z")
> [@](#): > > The King of Cups expects a picnic! But this is not his birthday. Drusilla says it - - to either herself or Darla in Angel season 2 - - episode - - - ummm… it’s the flash back one… that joins on from “Fool For Love” - maybe “Darla?” at least I’m trying to play this from memory 😛 if this is good enough… here’s my next quote - - although nobody got “mumble grumble” yet… **hey, I’m not wearing underwear** ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2004, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/159 "2004-11-01T14:13:07Z")
hmmm. we need a judge on \*\*cryptic\_j’s \*\* response, 'cause I’m a softie and would probably give it to him/her. But it’s not right. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![cryptic\_j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/898d66/32.png) [@cryptic\_j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cryptic_j)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2004, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/160 "2004-11-01T14:42:48Z")
_wearing a hat, a big fake moustache and assuming a deep british voice_ I’m not cryptic\_j, I am a judge - - I’d say let him have this one… goodbye. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820.md?page=9)