# A Buffy / Angel game... for fans.. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [October 23, 2004, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820 "2004-10-23T23:18:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![Reno\_Nevada](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Reno\_Nevada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reno_Nevada)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2004, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/161 "2004-11-01T14:58:40Z")
> [@cryptic\_j](#): > > **hey, I’m not wearing underwear** An easy one! Nameless driver, played by Marti Noxon, to nameless cop, in _Once More, With Feeling_. OK, another easy one, (and my favorite line of the series) _Because it’s wrong._ And, what the hell, this one might be harder _Bitch!_ ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2004, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/162 "2004-11-01T15:22:33Z")
> [@Reno Nevada](#): > > Because it’s wrong. Faith-as-Buffy, once to herself in the mirror, once to Spike in the Bronze and once to the vampires in the church in _Who Are You?_ > [@Reno Nevada](#): > > Bitch! I’m sure it’s been used more than once but the one that springs to mind is Spike to Buffy, explaining in five words or less what he’s doing outside her house (“Out. For. A. Walk. Bitch.”) in an S5 ep the name of which escapes me. “Vampire, living in a city known for its sun - driving a convertible. - Why do you hate yourself?” ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2004, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/163 "2004-11-01T16:53:15Z")
> [@Otto](#): > > “Vampire, living in a city known for its sun - driving a convertible. - Why do you hate yourself?” One of the few(er) Angel episodes I can do with confidence! This is the phony Tesh Magev talking to Angel in his cabin retreat, in “Guise Will Be Guide.” **So they’re like really mean tribbles?** ---
**Author:** ![gonzoron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a6a055/32.png) [@gonzoron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzoron)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2004, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/164 "2004-11-01T17:43:20Z")
> [@Bricker](#): > > **So they’re like really mean tribbles?** Buffy to Riley in “As you Were” > [@Reno Nevada](#): > > _Bitch!_ I’m betting this was supposed to be Vamp Willow to Willow after being hit with the tranq. gun in “Doppelgangland” Hmmmm… how about this: “It was like old times.” “Yeah, especially with Angel being here and everything.” ---
**Author:** ![cryptic\_j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/898d66/32.png) [@cryptic\_j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cryptic_j)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2004, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/165 "2004-11-01T18:14:31Z")
The second one is Xander - the first speaker - Willow – - - - it was said to the whole gang assembled for Thanksgiving dinner in the episode - - “Pangs” and it references Angel ( who secretly helped out without Buffy’s knowledge - - up to that point anyway ) HA HA!!! - one I win fairly and squarely… What was the correct answer for the King of Cups one anyway ? I know it was Dru… my quote… **Sometimes I think about two women doing a spell. The I do a spell myself** ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2004, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/166 "2004-11-01T18:16:34Z")
Willow and Xander, over Thanksgiving dinner - _Pangs_ (One of my favorite episodes!) 😃 “That all you got, Jeeves? 'Cause I could stand to go another ten rounds. Whereas you can barely stand.” ---
**Author:** ![Kyla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/eada6e/32.png) [@Kyla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyla)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2004, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/167 "2004-11-01T18:18:59Z")
> [@gonzoron](#): > > Hmmmm… how about this: > “It was like old times.” > “Yeah, especially with Angel being here and everything.” Um. Xander to everyone, causing them all to look at Buffy, who looks astonished. But I can’t remember the ep. name! The Season 4 Thanksgiving episode. Y’all know what I’m talking about. “You could learn, and have scones!” ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2004, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/168 "2004-11-01T18:19:58Z")
> [@cryptic\_j](#): > > **Sometimes I think about two women doing a spell. The I do a spell myself** That one’s easy. Xander - _Restless_ Talking about Willow and Tara. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Kyla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/eada6e/32.png) [@Kyla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyla)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2004, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/169 "2004-11-01T18:20:45Z")
> [@cryptic\_j](#): > > **Sometimes I think about two women doing a spell. The I do a spell myself** Damn, simulpost. I got this one, though, and won’t give another clue. It’s Xander to, I believe, himself, in _Restless_. ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2004, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/170 "2004-11-01T18:30:41Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > “That all you got, Jeeves? 'Cause I could stand to go another ten rounds. Whereas you can barely stand.” Willow to GIles, as they battle it out with magic at the end of Season 6. “Graves” > [@Kyla](#): > > “You could learn, and have scones!” Willow to Buffy, talking about getting into Oxford, where they make Gileses. “Choices.” \*\*Well, we try not to get killed. That’s part of our whole mission statement. ‘Don’t get killed.’ \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2004, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/171 "2004-11-01T18:33:20Z")
> [@Bricker](#): > > Willow to Buffy, talking about getting into Oxford, where they make Gileses. “Choices.” Hmm. Maybe that was Buffy to Willow, because it was WILLOW that got into Oxford. But I distinctly remember Willow saying it. I thought I did, anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Kyla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/eada6e/32.png) [@Kyla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyla)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2004, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/172 "2004-11-01T18:50:19Z")
> [@Bricker](#): > > Hmm. Maybe that was Buffy to Willow, because it was WILLOW that got into Oxford. But I distinctly remember Willow saying it. I thought I did, anyway. Damn, that’s cause I screwed up the quote. Willow does say it. It’s “I could learn, and have scones!” That’ll teach me to post quotes without checking it first. Anyway, the answer to yours was Oz, to Giles, in _Anne_. New one (and yes, I check it first!): “How very serial killer of you.” ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2004, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/173 "2004-11-01T19:35:55Z")
> [@Kyla](#): > > “How very serial killer of you.” That’s Xander to the undead Jack O’Toole, upon hearing that O’Toole’s knife is named “Katy.” “The Zeppo.” Listen, I can do Season 3 all day, in my sleep! **Hands! Hands in new places!** ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2004, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/174 "2004-11-01T19:59:36Z")
> [@Bricker](#): > > **Hands! Hands in new places!** That would be a very nervous Xander to VampWillow, who has just grabbed his butt! - _Doppelgangland_😃 “I pictured something cooler. More ILM, less Ed Wood.” ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2004, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/175 "2004-11-01T20:52:13Z")
> [@Kyla](#): > > Damn, simulpost. I got this one, though, and won’t give another clue. It’s Xander to, I believe, himself, in _Restless_. Xander is speaking to Oz. ---
**Author:** ![Ezekiel25\_17](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4af34b/32.png) [@Ezekiel25\_17](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ezekiel25_17)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2004, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/176 "2004-11-01T22:02:36Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > “I pictured something cooler. More ILM, less Ed Wood.” Andrew to the Trio in “Gone” "You think you can just waft in here with your music video wind and your hypno-eyes… " ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2004, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/177 "2004-11-01T22:26:36Z")
> [@Ezekiel25:17](#): > > "You think you can just waft in here with your music video wind and your hypno-eyes… " Buffy to Dracula, in the eponymously named episode. **Hey, I’m from Sunnydale. We had our own Hellmouth!** ---
**Author:** ![DeadlyAccurate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ac91a4/32.png) [@DeadlyAccurate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeadlyAccurate)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2004, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/178 "2004-11-01T22:32:47Z")
> [@Bricker](#): > > **Hey, I’m from Sunnydale. We had our own Hellmouth!** Cordelia to a vampire (can’t remember his name) in episode 1 of season 1 of Angel. ---
**Author:** ![Reno\_Nevada](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Reno\_Nevada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reno_Nevada)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2004, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/179 "2004-11-01T22:52:24Z")
> [@Reno Nevada](#): > > _Bitch!_ Evidently not hard, just ambiguous. For the record, _I_ was thinking of Willow to the world in general, regarding Riley’s new wife, at the end of _As You Were_. According to at least one on-line transcript, the line was actually _What a bitch!_ Carry on. ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2004, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820/180 "2004-11-01T23:57:12Z")
> [@cryptic\_j](#): > > What was the correct answer for the King of Cups one anyway ? I know it was Dru… \*\*“The King of Cups expects a picnic! But this is not his birthday,” \*\* was Drusilla, in a flashback in _Fool For Love_. She said it to no one in particular, when she got excited because Angel had Spike laid out on a table and was threatening to stake him. (_nudge, nudge, wink, wink_) Darla’s wonderfully dry response is: “Good point, Dru,” with a :rolleyes: So you were really, really close, since parts of the same story were covered in flashback in the Angel sister episode to _Fool For Love_ called _Darla_. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820.md?page=8) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-buffy-angel-game-for-fans/270820.md?page=10)