# A call out to Mac Farlane Toys concerning the SDMB **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 26, 2000, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-call-out-to-mac-farlane-toys-concerning-the-sdmb/26908 "2000-07-26T15:05:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![MagicalSilverKey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8797f3/32.png) [@MagicalSilverKey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MagicalSilverKey)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-call-out-to-mac-farlane-toys-concerning-the-sdmb/26908/1 "2000-07-26T15:05:32Z")
Ok, Mac… let’s have em! Official Straight Dope Action figures! complete with accessories. Collect them all: Slug Signorino slug figure with flowing slime trail. No salt please. Cecil Adams turkey figure with interchangeable mortar cap weaponry and kung-fu action turkey wings Wally M7 with razop sharp wit-sword and troll-ass-kicking spring action leg! Ed Zotti figure with, well I don’t know what he includes. Any suggestions? Tubadiva figure including sound barrier busting tuba! and many more! Coming soon to a collictibles store near you! ---
**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-call-out-to-mac-farlane-toys-concerning-the-sdmb/26908/2 "2000-07-26T15:14:00Z")
It’s McFarlane Toys, not the other way. What about an Ambiguously Gay Duo rip off, featuring matt\_mcl and Exprix? They can get some cool accessories and tools of the trade… ---
**Author:** ![BurnMeUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@BurnMeUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BurnMeUp)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-call-out-to-mac-farlane-toys-concerning-the-sdmb/26908/3 "2000-07-26T15:18:20Z")
Coldfire, complete with a beer and a felching straw! I shudder to think what I would be included with, but I am fairly certain it would only be sold in Adult novelty shops 😉 ---
**Author:** ![soulsling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@soulsling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulsling)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-call-out-to-mac-farlane-toys-concerning-the-sdmb/26908/4 "2000-07-26T15:22:57Z")
Friend of mine used to work for McFarlane studios designing action figures, he works for ArtAsylum now instead, I think you just gave him an idea **MSK**! Great job! I’m gonna get him on the board and see if he can mock up anything, he’s crazy like that. How about an SDMB Celebrity Death Match! That’s something I wanna see. Right out of the pit, or GD, and into the ring! Claymation, no holds barred! ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-call-out-to-mac-farlane-toys-concerning-the-sdmb/26908/5 "2000-07-26T15:23:41Z")
A ChiefScott action figure with 3 different button activated smiles and a snazzy little sailor suit. ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-call-out-to-mac-farlane-toys-concerning-the-sdmb/26908/6 "2000-07-26T15:24:25Z")
Mark Serlin Doll, Interchangable heads and sockpuppets. ---
**Author:** ![soulsling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@soulsling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulsling)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-call-out-to-mac-farlane-toys-concerning-the-sdmb/26908/7 "2000-07-26T15:31:02Z")
a Shayna doll, looks a lot like Ginger, only witty and intelligent as well. ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-call-out-to-mac-farlane-toys-concerning-the-sdmb/26908/8 "2000-07-26T15:45:47Z")
Dont forget the Byzantine doll, complete with burnt out hippie clothes, mood ring and '68 volkswagen van. (see the Pit for details) Soulsling doll- in cheesy 70’s disco pimp gear and a “Little something for ladies”. extra slease sold in jars 😉 ---
**Author:** ![MagicalSilverKey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8797f3/32.png) [@MagicalSilverKey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MagicalSilverKey)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-call-out-to-mac-farlane-toys-concerning-the-sdmb/26908/9 "2000-07-26T15:48:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by JohnLarrigan \* > \*\*Dont forget the Byzantine doll, complete with burnt out hippie clothes, mood ring and '68 volkswagen van. > > (see the Pit for details) > > Soulsling doll- in cheesy 70’s disco pimp gear and a “Little something for ladies”. extra slease sold in jars 😉 \*\* Sounds like “Boogie Nights” to me, lol. ---
**Author:** ![soulsling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@soulsling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulsling)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-call-out-to-mac-farlane-toys-concerning-the-sdmb/26908/10 "2000-07-26T15:49:36Z")
Hey **John** , does the soulsling doll get a gene simmons tongue as well? ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-call-out-to-mac-farlane-toys-concerning-the-sdmb/26908/11 "2000-07-26T15:55:29Z")
Soulsling, your as optimistic as you are shameless. you rock 😉 MSK- it does sound like Boogie Nights!! (but I aint saying who gets to be rollergirl!!! hmmmmm… heather Graham…) ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-call-out-to-mac-farlane-toys-concerning-the-sdmb/26908/12 "2000-07-26T16:48:17Z")
How about Sunshine and her Super Wet Cleavage. Complete with black see-through shirt. And of course DRY with extendo arm, to put around all the ladies who love his Shakesperean(sp?) quotes. ---
**Author:** ![Sunshine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Sunshine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunshine)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-call-out-to-mac-farlane-toys-concerning-the-sdmb/26908/13 "2000-07-26T17:37:30Z")
Hmmm…I’m cool with that. Except what would the cleavage do? Press a button on the back for “heaving bosom action”? And of course, there’d be the ChrisP Captain MegaFlirt doll, complete with 1,000,000,000 different pre-recorded flattering statements in varying accents, special left-eye winking action and spring loaded ass-grabbing arm! (Cape and orange jockstrap included. Captain MegaFlirt SexyCar and Various Hot Tub BabeDolls sold seperately). ---
**Author:** ![soulsling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@soulsling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulsling)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-call-out-to-mac-farlane-toys-concerning-the-sdmb/26908/14 "2000-07-26T17:56:58Z")
Hey, the soulsling doll and the sunshine doll can link together to cause some heaving cleavage/super tongue action… maybe? …was worth a try… ---
**Author:** ![Michi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c37758/32.png) [@Michi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michi)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-call-out-to-mac-farlane-toys-concerning-the-sdmb/26908/15 "2000-07-26T18:48:03Z")
Hmmm…I would come with little silicone breast implants, tattoos, a bunch of cats, and a little scalpel blade to perform neuters. And I will be dressed in hosptial scrubs. ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-call-out-to-mac-farlane-toys-concerning-the-sdmb/26908/16 "2000-07-26T19:09:14Z")
Sweet, my doll, um action figure kicks ass. It is always good to know that I am that highly thought of. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Sunshine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Sunshine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunshine)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-call-out-to-mac-farlane-toys-concerning-the-sdmb/26908/17 "2000-07-26T20:08:18Z")
**soul** , [Homer voice]…mmmm…cheesy 70’s disco pimp gear…mmmm…super tongue action…[/Homer voice] And **ChrisP** …you’re definitely more of an action figure than just a doll! You have moves. 😉 However, your action figure doesn’t kick ass, he _grabs_ ass–he’s a lover, not a fighter! ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2000, 10:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-call-out-to-mac-farlane-toys-concerning-the-sdmb/26908/18 "2000-07-27T10:12:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ChrisP One Kenobe \* > \*\*And of course DRY with extendo arm, to put around all the ladies who love his Shakesperean(sp?) quotes. \*\* That’s not my arm. :eek: Sorry. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2000, 10:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-call-out-to-mac-farlane-toys-concerning-the-sdmb/26908/19 "2000-07-27T10:27:21Z")
All action figures need enemies: How about the Trolls of Doom featuring **Lindsay Lawless** (comes with many GAP outfits… kinda like a superficial babrie doll only ass crack ugly) and **Serlin the Squick** (complete with power drill and I like the interchangeable heads idea.) …I do not think I am know well enough here to have my own action figure yet. ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2000, 11:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-call-out-to-mac-farlane-toys-concerning-the-sdmb/26908/20 "2000-07-27T11:10:55Z")
I’m coming up with the Ideas, but soul gets the attention from Sunshine! whats going on? Or will I have to put on the speedo’s and do some flirting? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-call-out-to-mac-farlane-toys-concerning-the-sdmb/26908.md?page=2)