# A call out to Mac Farlane Toys concerning the SDMB **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 26, 2000, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-call-out-to-mac-farlane-toys-concerning-the-sdmb/26908 "2000-07-26T15:05:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![soulsling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@soulsling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulsling)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2000, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-call-out-to-mac-farlane-toys-concerning-the-sdmb/26908/41 "2000-07-27T17:15:35Z")
**struuter** , you just made my day. alas **John** , my weakness, is in being so gosh darn easy. I’m a slut. I just can’t say no to a woman. Don’t know why. -sigh- well, wer’e off the mud wrassling pit with the ladies, so lets enjoy… ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2000, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-call-out-to-mac-farlane-toys-concerning-the-sdmb/26908/42 "2000-07-27T17:20:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Balance \* > \*\*\ > > My action figure can become complementary to any other action figures present. Since the Women of Power are evil, I’ll just have to be good…really good… > \ \*\* _slides over to Balance_ Well, let’s see if you can handle the “Seductive Sorceress,” shall we? _looks at tongue and swoons_ ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2000, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-call-out-to-mac-farlane-toys-concerning-the-sdmb/26908/43 "2000-07-27T17:34:34Z")
I just made soulsling’s day! Who’d a thunk? And with a tear-away bodice, no less… ---
**Author:** ![Edwardina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Edwardina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Edwardina)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2000, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-call-out-to-mac-farlane-toys-concerning-the-sdmb/26908/44 "2000-07-27T19:12:42Z")
I think I skip a few intermediary steps and just make my “action figure” life-sized and inflatable . . . ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2000, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-call-out-to-mac-farlane-toys-concerning-the-sdmb/26908/45 "2000-07-27T21:52:42Z")
Getcher VB doll; completely posable, with removable flightsuit, sexy aviator glasses, flaming vermillion MG roadster, and of course the ever ready bottle of cinnamon oil. Now who wants to play? Sunshine? Wet-heaving-bosom-eye-glaze, $2.00 extra. ---
**Author:** ![soulsling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@soulsling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulsling)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2000, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-call-out-to-mac-farlane-toys-concerning-the-sdmb/26908/46 "2000-07-27T22:15:55Z")
You know kids, these “Action” figures are going to have some trouble selling in ToysRUs and KayB, I think the Adult Novelty (SMUT) shops are the only places we can sell these things… Maybe they can create an animated movie based on the SDMB as well… SDMB Sexcapade Magic on Ice… ---
**Author:** ![Lux\_Fiat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/bc79bd/32.png) [@Lux\_Fiat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lux_Fiat)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-call-out-to-mac-farlane-toys-concerning-the-sdmb/26908/47 "2000-07-28T00:09:12Z")
And then there’s the completely nondescript, khakis-and-an-oxford wearing Lux Fiat “action” figure. The only accessories are interchangable pints of good beer (“Mommy, I want Sam Adams Lux!” “Honey, we just got you Sierra Nevada Pale Ale Lux last week. Honestly, they just make these different versions of the same toy to bankrupt us! This is worse than Pokemon!”). Oh yeah, and the Lux figure also comes with its own Veritech. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-call-out-to-mac-farlane-toys-concerning-the-sdmb/26908/48 "2000-07-28T02:50:47Z")
> [@](#): > > What about an Ambiguously Gay Duo rip off, featuring matt\_mcl and Exprix? They can get some cool accessories and tools of the trade… What would you call it: the unambiguously gay duo? Brings new meaning to “action figures”… _runs_ ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-call-out-to-mac-farlane-toys-concerning-the-sdmb/26908/49 "2000-07-28T04:09:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by soulsling \* > \*\* Of course, you might have to ask **DRY** for the helpful Shakespearian quotes that can actually get you laid. \*\* _ **Can actually get you LAID** _?? You think I’ve really discovered anything THAT successful?? I wouldn’t be at this lame message board with you people if I were actually getting laid! Just kidding! 🙂 [sub] **no, i’m not** [/sub] ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-call-out-to-mac-farlane-toys-concerning-the-sdmb/26908/50 "2000-07-28T05:11:34Z")
Slutboy (pLt) could come with a button and the pre-recorded “How YOU doin’?” (kinky accesories and harem not included) What about the dpr action figure? ---
**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-call-out-to-mac-farlane-toys-concerning-the-sdmb/26908/51 "2000-07-28T05:28:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\*courtesy to ssskuggiii, I believe her SUPER action figure would be: Tall leggy, busty blonde woman in a short skirt with knee high boots with super stomping action, Heaving cleavage button. > > I will go no further and not mention the wetting of the t-shirt nipple hardening action. It’s a surprise part of the action figure.\*\* Unless’s she’s dyed her hair recently, her hair isn’t blonde. Otherwise, it’s a fairly accurate description. And I don’t know what she’ll say about this when she reads it, but…it would have to include a super thigh spreading action of some kind… ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-call-out-to-mac-farlane-toys-concerning-the-sdmb/26908/52 "2000-07-28T05:32:01Z")
Or the Purple Bear action figure. Comes complete with inlaced drugs so everytime you hug it you’re overcome with the warm fuzzy feelings the real PB seems to leave in her wake… ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-call-out-to-mac-farlane-toys-concerning-the-sdmb/26908/53 "2000-07-28T23:09:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by soulsling \* > \*\*courtesy to **ssskuggiii** , I believe her SUPER action figure would be: Tall leggy, busty blonde woman in a short skirt with knee high boots with super stomping action, Heaving cleavage button. > > I will go no further and not mention the wetting of the t-shirt nipple hardening action. It’s a surprise part of the action figure. \*\* Okay Angeldrawers, we need to make a few modifications on my action figure here. First of all, I’m not blonde. I’m a brunette verging on auburn. Second, I want a bow with some sharp arrows in a very Amazon queen style manner. You know, not just for looks, it’s also useful for ridding me of enemies. ---
**Author:** ![soulsling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@soulsling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulsling)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-call-out-to-mac-farlane-toys-concerning-the-sdmb/26908/54 "2000-07-28T23:14:40Z")
Hey, it’s her ( **ssskuggiii** ) figure, she can do whatever she pleases… ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-call-out-to-mac-farlane-toys-concerning-the-sdmb/26908/55 "2000-07-28T23:18:15Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by Monster104 \* \*\* > [@](#): > > And I don’t know what she’ll say about this when she reads it, but…it would have to include a super thigh spreading action of some kind… \*\* Well, that’s an option only available to special customers. ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2000, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-call-out-to-mac-farlane-toys-concerning-the-sdmb/26908/56 "2000-07-29T01:56:29Z")
ooooh!!! me too! me too! i want an action figure. hmm…what could mine be?? ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2000, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-call-out-to-mac-farlane-toys-concerning-the-sdmb/26908/57 "2000-07-29T02:04:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by hypergirl \* > \*\*ooooh!!! me too! me too! i want an action figure. hmm…what could mine be?? \*\* Well, for starters, yours could have something to do with smiley faces and all the powers of NI. But I am not sure of how to put this together. Ask Patrick to post a format for yours. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-call-out-to-mac-farlane-toys-concerning-the-sdmb/26908.md?page=2)