# A certain mod is locking all my threads.Anything I can do?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-certain-mod-is-locking-all-my-threads-anything-i-can-do/282087>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [December 29, 2004, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-certain-mod-is-locking-all-my-threads-anything-i-can-do/282087 "2004-12-29T13:31:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_griffin-kentzel/32/14787_2.png) [@Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Griffin-Kentzel)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2004, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-certain-mod-is-locking-all-my-threads-anything-i-can-do/282087/21 "2004-12-29T18:15:28Z")

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_All_ of your threads?

You’ve started 59 threads . . . I’ve closed two of them.

Aren’t you being just a bit melodramatic, **Iceland\_Blue**?

**Cajun Man**  
for the SDMB

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**Author:** ![Exgineer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a88e4f/32.png) [@Exgineer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exgineer)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2004, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-certain-mod-is-locking-all-my-threads-anything-i-can-do/282087/22 "2004-12-29T18:19:20Z")

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You think you’ve got problems? I’ve _never_ started a thread the Mods deemed worthy of closure, which leaves me feeling inadequate.

They usually just die after three or four posts anyway.

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**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2004, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-certain-mod-is-locking-all-my-threads-anything-i-can-do/282087/23 "2004-12-29T18:20:08Z")

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> [@Cajun Man](#):
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> _All_ of your threads?
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> You’ve started 59 threads . . . I’ve closed two of them.

You could go lock them all now. Got anything better to do?

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2004, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-certain-mod-is-locking-all-my-threads-anything-i-can-do/282087/24 "2004-12-29T18:23:22Z")

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> [@essvee](#):
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> Biggirl, do you know the context for that awesome photo you posted?

I’m gonna go out on a limb and guess “Japanese game show.”

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2004, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-certain-mod-is-locking-all-my-threads-anything-i-can-do/282087/25 "2004-12-29T18:32:59Z")

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59 threads in 3 fucking months?

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**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2004, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-certain-mod-is-locking-all-my-threads-anything-i-can-do/282087/26 "2004-12-29T18:37:03Z")

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> [@This Year's Model](#):
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> You could go lock them all now.

Absolutely! Nothing feeds persecution complexes better than a little genuine persecution!

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2004, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-certain-mod-is-locking-all-my-threads-anything-i-can-do/282087/27 "2004-12-29T19:36:09Z")

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> [@Biggirl](#):
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> [the SDMB goon squad](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v19/Biggirl/japanjoke.jpg)

DAMN, **Biggirl** , that’s fucking disturbing. No wonder you’re one of my fave Dopers.

😛

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**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2004, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-certain-mod-is-locking-all-my-threads-anything-i-can-do/282087/28 "2004-12-29T19:50:28Z")

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> [@Guinastasia](#):
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> DAMN, **Biggirl** , that’s fucking disturbing. No wonder you’re one of my fave Dopers.

It may not actually merit a “not work safe” warning, but when it popped up on my screen I closed it _real_ fast…

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2004, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-certain-mod-is-locking-all-my-threads-anything-i-can-do/282087/29 "2004-12-29T20:00:00Z")

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> [@moriah](#):
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> Most likely to fake their death, suicide attempt, or personal tragedy.

**SqrlCub**. 😉

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**Author:** ![Uvula\_Donor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e19adc/32.png) [@Uvula\_Donor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uvula_Donor)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2004, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-certain-mod-is-locking-all-my-threads-anything-i-can-do/282087/30 "2004-12-29T20:05:28Z")

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Hey, here’s an idea: Why don’t you just start a pity party in MPSIMS?  
Oh… [Never mind](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=294149).

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**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2004, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-certain-mod-is-locking-all-my-threads-anything-i-can-do/282087/31 "2004-12-29T20:10:27Z")

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Back when the board was but a wee thing, and still lived on AOL, we successfully did a set of awards, and it was fun. In the very early days of the web board, we again did a fairly successful [set](http://fathom.org/teemingmillions/vote.html) of awards, but it was difficult and it teetered on the edge of civility by the end. Later attempts as the board grew (and there were many, attempted by many people) were flat out hostile and ugly. Trust me and the others who have commented before me… this wasn’t a “second attempt”… the idea has been fully fleshed out in the past and we’ve seen exactly what effect it has on the community. ☹

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**Author:** ![D\_Odds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/d_odds/32/2882_2.png) [@D\_Odds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Odds)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2004, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-certain-mod-is-locking-all-my-threads-anything-i-can-do/282087/32 "2004-12-29T20:47:44Z")

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> [@Exgineer](#):
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> You think you’ve got problems? I’ve _never_ started a thread the Mods deemed worthy of closure, which leaves me feeling inadequate.
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> They usually just die after three or four posts anyway.

You get 3 or 4 posts? Lucky you. I usually end up with a negative view count!

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**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2004, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-certain-mod-is-locking-all-my-threads-anything-i-can-do/282087/33 "2004-12-29T21:45:23Z")

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> [@Giraffe](#):
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> **Cisco** totally eats cock, and so does **Iceland Blue**. Fuck you all.
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> [sub]That’s right, friends! **I** am the mysterious Poster C! Ha HA![/sub]

[Napoleon Dynamite]  
:rolleyes: Like I didn’t totally know it was you all along. GUH.

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**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2004, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-certain-mod-is-locking-all-my-threads-anything-i-can-do/282087/34 "2004-12-29T21:46:02Z")

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> [@OpalCat](#):
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> we again did a fairly successful [set](http://fathom.org/teemingmillions/vote.html) of awards

Wow. Seeing **John Corrado** , **Bricker** and **Libertarian** regarded as newbies and rookies is, well, surreal.

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**Author:** ![rjung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/45deac/32.png) [@rjung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjung)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2004, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-certain-mod-is-locking-all-my-threads-anything-i-can-do/282087/35 "2004-12-29T21:50:15Z")

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“A certain mod is locking all my threads.Anything I can do?”

I don’t suppose knocking off the Jesus-halleujah-chorus threads would be an option, would it?

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**Author:** ![yellowval](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/919ad9/32.png) [@yellowval](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yellowval)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2004, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-certain-mod-is-locking-all-my-threads-anything-i-can-do/282087/36 "2004-12-29T22:13:41Z")

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> [@lieu](#):
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> 59 threads in 3 fucking months?

No kidding. I’ve started nine in the past year. Guess I’m more of a follower than a leader?

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**Author:** ![Exgineer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a88e4f/32.png) [@Exgineer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exgineer)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2004, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-certain-mod-is-locking-all-my-threads-anything-i-can-do/282087/37 "2004-12-29T22:19:44Z")

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> [@D\_Odds](#):
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> You get 3 or 4 posts? Lucky you. I usually end up with a negative view count!

In that case I tip my hat to you, sir. I’m even exceeded in mediocrity.

> [@Priceguy](#):
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> Wow. Seeing **John Corrado** , **Bricker** and **Libertarian** regarded as newbies and rookies is, well, surreal.

I’m also surprised by the number of times I said “I remember that guy. What happened to him?”

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**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2004, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-certain-mod-is-locking-all-my-threads-anything-i-can-do/282087/38 "2004-12-29T22:29:14Z")

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> [@Biggirl](#):
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> I always find it easier to put in this disclaimer now, then to have to explain later that I was and am joking. Even with the disclaimer, people still take shit like this seriously. That’s because people are stupid.

Anyone who messes with someone who may well be the Queen of Sheba is certainly stupid.

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**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2004, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-certain-mod-is-locking-all-my-threads-anything-i-can-do/282087/39 "2004-12-29T22:44:49Z")

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> [@OpalCat](#):
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> Later attempts as the board grew (and there were many, attempted by many people) were flat out hostile and ugly.

I guess I can see how that could happen what with so many egos involved. Still, it’s a shame everyone can’t be more like me. I would never get all worked up over such a silly thing.

Unless it was the “Least Likely To Get An Award” Award. Then I’d fight to the death! 😃

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**Author:** ![Gary\_Robson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gary_robson/32/3448_2.png) [@Gary\_Robson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Robson)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2004, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-certain-mod-is-locking-all-my-threads-anything-i-can-do/282087/40 "2004-12-29T23:19:11Z")

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> [@Iceland\_Blue](#):
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> Not sure if this lives here,but it’s starting to worry me.I’ve never really had any problem with my threads being locked…maybe the odd one or two here or there. Now I’ve had about four locked in a few days.

Did some of them get unlocked again? I just searched for threads you started, and my math came out the same as everyone else’s: you’ve started 59, and a grand total of two of them have been locked.

I wouldn’t sweat it if I were you. Just pay close attention to the rules for each forum and make sure you start your threads in the right places. The mods don’t seem to bother us much if we read the stickies and follow the instructions.

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