# A certain mod is locking all my threads.Anything I can do? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 29, 2004, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-certain-mod-is-locking-all-my-threads-anything-i-can-do/282087 "2004-12-29T13:31:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2005, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-certain-mod-is-locking-all-my-threads-anything-i-can-do/282087/101 "2005-01-03T15:56:35Z")
**BigGirl** You need to post a warning the next time you spring some Wacky Japanese dressed in threads of lycra on us. I damn near choked on an almond when I opened it. ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2005, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-certain-mod-is-locking-all-my-threads-anything-i-can-do/282087/102 "2005-01-03T16:02:49Z")
> [@Shirley Ujest](#): > > Bla bla bla … Look, a shiny spoon! Where?!?!? I want it!! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2005, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-certain-mod-is-locking-all-my-threads-anything-i-can-do/282087/103 "2005-01-03T21:22:59Z")
> [@Shirley Ujest](#): > > It’s cause you didn’t eat enough cock. This may be as universally applicable as “42”. Does this dress make me look fat? It’s cause you didn’t eat enough cock. Bill O’ Reilly has angered me yet again. It’s cause you didn’t eat enough cock. Why’d my thread get locked? It’s cause you didn’t eat enough cock. ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2005, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-certain-mod-is-locking-all-my-threads-anything-i-can-do/282087/104 "2005-01-03T21:28:05Z")
> [@lieu](#): > > This may be as universally applicable as “42”. > Does this dress make me look fat? > It’s cause you didn’t eat enough cock. > > Bill O’ Reilly has angered me yet again. > It’s cause you didn’t eat enough cock. > > Why’d my thread get locked? > It’s cause you didn’t eat enough cock. Of course, this philosophy naturally leads to the idea that if one does in fact eat enough cock, all of life’s problems will be solved and true enlightenment will be attained. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to found my own religion… ---
**Author:** ![Torgo\_ate\_my\_hamster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/71c47a/32.png) [@Torgo\_ate\_my\_hamster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Torgo_ate_my_hamster)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2005, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-certain-mod-is-locking-all-my-threads-anything-i-can-do/282087/105 "2005-01-03T22:28:01Z")
> [@Ponder Stibbons](#): > > Where?!?!? I want it!! 🙂 Too late. Bursar ate it together with his dried frog pills. ---
**Author:** ![chukhung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e79b87/32.png) [@chukhung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chukhung)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2005, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-certain-mod-is-locking-all-my-threads-anything-i-can-do/282087/106 "2005-01-03T23:13:35Z")
> [@Giraffe](#): > > Of course, this philosophy naturally leads to the idea that if one does in fact eat enough cock, all of life’s problems will be solved and true enlightenment will be attained. > > Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to found my own religion… Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter. ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2005, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-certain-mod-is-locking-all-my-threads-anything-i-can-do/282087/107 "2005-01-03T23:30:15Z")
> [@Biggirl](#): > > Depressed people get to do whatever they want, dontcha know. :: runs through thread naked, clutching her bottle of Paxil :: ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2005, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-certain-mod-is-locking-all-my-threads-anything-i-can-do/282087/108 "2005-01-04T06:35:11Z")
> [@chukhung](#): > > Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter. All are welcome, provided they are hot and/or have no gag reflex. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-certain-mod-is-locking-all-my-threads-anything-i-can-do/282087.md?page=5)