'A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving:' "But my grandmother lives in a condominium!"

See? There goes the neighborhood! :frowning:

Well, yeah, but he’s got a lot more room to entertain in his house.

Well, why should Snoopy waste his Thanksgiving dinner on that round-headed kid and his annoying friends?

Do you think Woodstock, who is a bird, feels any existential horror at the idea of eating a turkey?

Well, I’m a mammal, and I have no problem eating beef, lamb and pork.

Maybe he’s a bird of prey still waiting for his growth spurt.

What about Great Apes? Or other primates? :dubious: :stuck_out_tongue:

Yecch, the idea of eating a great ape is pretty grody.

But turkeys are Galliformes. Unless Woodstock is a turkey, quail, pheasant or some kind of chicken, his eating turkey should be no less unsettling than a human eating a cow.

Then again, a coyote will cheerfully feast on a cat if given the chance and they are both of the Order Carnivora. So there are a lot of animals within the same Order that have no qualms over eating eachother. Why should Woodstock be any different?

Yes. It’s just a joke. We used to go to my grandmother’s farm house. To Grandmother’s house we go. Except Grandma don’t live in a house anymore. It’s a condominium. Get it? Seriously, Get it? On the other hand, what’s with Charlie Brown knowing all these latch-key kids who have no family to give them Thanksgiving dinner? Do they go to some homeless camp under the freeway after their free meal at Charlie Brown’s grandma’s house?