# A child finally settles the claim that people are basically good

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-child-finally-settles-the-claim-that-people-are-basically-good/764611>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 31, 2016, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-child-finally-settles-the-claim-that-people-are-basically-good/764611 "2016-08-31T22:34:30Z")\
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**Author:** ![Sitnam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Sitnam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sitnam)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2016, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-child-finally-settles-the-claim-that-people-are-basically-good/764611/21 "2016-09-01T20:47:21Z")

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I can’t evaluate this kid’s choice until I find out whether or not all those people are Hitler.

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2016, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-child-finally-settles-the-claim-that-people-are-basically-good/764611/22 "2016-09-01T20:47:40Z")

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I bet the kid was coached.

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**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2016, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-child-finally-settles-the-claim-that-people-are-basically-good/764611/23 "2016-09-01T20:48:45Z")

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If the OP isn’t just joking around: the kid’s too young to understand death. He just thought it was “uh oh.” It’s not like the toys were harmed or anything.

I do actually think a real experiment done at different ages would be nice, though.

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**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2016, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-child-finally-settles-the-claim-that-people-are-basically-good/764611/24 "2016-09-01T21:19:28Z")

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> [@elbows](#):
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> Destruction, like knocking all the stacked blocks down, precedes construction, stacking the blocks, in child development. A well tested and well known fact.
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> What was the ‘good point’ supposed to be?

The point is hilarity. If you’ve ever taken a philosophy class, you get why the video is funny.

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**Author:** ![Penfeather](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penfeather/32/384_2.png) [@Penfeather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Penfeather)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2016, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-child-finally-settles-the-claim-that-people-are-basically-good/764611/25 "2016-09-01T21:32:46Z")

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> [@Lumpy](#):
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> BTW: image search on “Cut in half by train” WILL turn up lots of grisly pictures.

Thanks?

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**Author:** ![OldOlds](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a3d4f5/32.png) [@OldOlds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OldOlds)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2016, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-child-finally-settles-the-claim-that-people-are-basically-good/764611/26 "2016-09-02T00:59:05Z")

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> [@Penfeather](#):
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> Thanks?

And then you simply _must_ google “Venereal Disease” images

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**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2016, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-child-finally-settles-the-claim-that-people-are-basically-good/764611/27 "2016-09-02T01:28:27Z")

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I thoroughly believe that if Anne Frank could have made one more diary entry _after_ having been taken to Auschwitz, it would have been “F\*\*k that BS I said before about people being ‘good at heart.’ Some bastards are just evil.”

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**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2016, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-child-finally-settles-the-claim-that-people-are-basically-good/764611/28 "2016-09-02T03:25:32Z")

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I haven’t laughed this goddamn hard at an internet thing in so long.

Thanks.

[Also this.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPOgvzVOQig)

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**Author:** ![cmkeller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmkeller/32/118_2.png) [@cmkeller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmkeller)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2016, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-child-finally-settles-the-claim-that-people-are-basically-good/764611/29 "2016-09-02T04:06:32Z")

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Sign that kid up for the Starfleet Academy!

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**Author:** ![Machine\_Elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@Machine\_Elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Machine_Elf)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2016, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-child-finally-settles-the-claim-that-people-are-basically-good/764611/30 "2016-09-02T14:22:10Z")

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> [@Doctor\_Jackson](#):
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> BTBTW: image search on “cut in half by butterfly” doesn’t

Is that the “butterfly effect?”

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**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2016, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-child-finally-settles-the-claim-that-people-are-basically-good/764611/31 "2016-09-02T15:30:22Z")

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> [@BigT](#):
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> I do actually think a real experiment done at different ages would be nice, though.

And the only way to do a real experiment is to use real people and actually run over and kill some of those people.

Shame on you **BigT**. I had thought better of you. But now that I know you want to murder innocent people just to satisfy your idle curiosity I don’t think I can associate with you anymore.

Well buddy, it was fun but I gotta put you on my ignore list. You are just too heinous of a person.

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**Author:** ![GargoyleWB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gargoylewb/32/199_2.png) [@GargoyleWB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GargoyleWB)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2016, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-child-finally-settles-the-claim-that-people-are-basically-good/764611/32 "2016-09-02T16:29:33Z")

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> [@BigT](#):
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> I do actually think a real experiment done at different ages would be nice, though.

Only if we keep a consistent control, like the toy trains and the wearing diapers.

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**Author:** ![chorpler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chorpler/32/2888_2.png) [@chorpler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chorpler)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2016, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-child-finally-settles-the-claim-that-people-are-basically-good/764611/33 "2016-09-05T02:43:45Z")

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> [@Spice\_Weasel](#):
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> I haven’t laughed this goddamn hard at an internet thing in so long.
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> Thanks.
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> [Also this.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPOgvzVOQig)

That cracked me up hard enough that I now have a pounding headache. And I’m pretty sure the same thing happened in a Dilbert strip many years ago, except with more swearing.

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2016, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-child-finally-settles-the-claim-that-people-are-basically-good/764611/34 "2016-09-05T19:49:30Z")

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Moved to MPSIMS.

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